Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 3

[magemaud]

16 hours ago, kacesq said:

Um...I don’t think they look all that different.

I need to see side by side before and after pictures of them because I don’t see the difference, either. One thing about their makeup that drives me crazy is how close together they draw their eyebrows. I want to take a Magic Eraser and get rid of about a quarter inch on both sides of the bridge of their noses

Edited January 11, 2022 by magemaud

[OneGuy]

Just now, kacesq said:

Someone seriously thought watching these two make a cast was entertaining???

The cast makes the marriage real.

[kacesq]

Where is Florian going to get 400 people? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"He's really good at everything he does--woodworking, painting, quantum physics, gardening, lumberjacking, event planning, competitive skateboarding...."

[Frozendiva]

The smile seems larger. Almost Joker like.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is so fucking boring.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

Where is Florian going to get 400 people? 

Relatives. Folks who invited his parents to their kids' weddings.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Someone seriously thought watching these two make a cast was entertaining???

We once watched Kody Brown blow dry his hair. I'll never forget the depths of despair I felt at that moment.

[kacesq]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Relatives. Folks who invited his parents to their kids' weddings.

They’re all going to fly in from Albania? Or is that next season, lol...the Albanian dream wedding...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom Georgi tells Darcey that she looks like she put on some weight.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey needs two suitcases, sky high heels, a hat for a day trip to NYC?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Today I'm going to New York because I decided to meet up with Georgi. I need a storyline for this season". 

[charmed1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Where is Florian going to get 400 people? 

He roams the cemetery at night. 
 

OMG the twins look like anime possums! And their veneers don’t even look like teeth. It just looks like one big white tooth that the mannequin maker forgot to draw lines on.

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to "break bad patterns". But she runs back to the same situations over and over. YOU BROKE UP. What is there to talk about??

[OneGuy]

Moving, at all - like being ambulatory, looks like a complete chore for Darcy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Today I'm going to New York because I decided to meet up with Georgi. I need a storyline for this season". 

See my comment in bold above. 😴😴😴

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD ALL THE LUGGAGE. 

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Moving, at all - like being ambulatory, looks like a complete chore for Darcy.

Because she wears impossible shoes and clothes that are at least two sizes too small. 

[Frozendiva]

I'm a klutz who would trip on a piece of uneven sidewalk. Plus she's top heavy with the new implants.

[charmed1]

So when do we get to the fake business they’re pretending to run? I can’t unsee how much S+D looks like STD.

[OneGuy]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD ALL THE LUGGAGE. 

Because she wears impossible shoes and clothes that are at least two sizes too small. 

So, you're saying, she needs shoes like Gino's?

[My Girls]

Those jeans just look ridiculous on her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was wondering how she planned to sit down.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

So, you're saying, she needs shoes like Gino's?

Stilettos tend to sink in to grass.

[charmed1]

Was this picnic footage shot with an iPhone?

[kacesq]

Yes, Darcey. I’m sure Georgi and his crappy hair have been pining for you.

[My Girls]

Prissy princess.

[kacesq]

Georgi wants his screen time doesn’t he?

[OneGuy]

Georgi, if you're losing your identity, a trip to the plastic surgeon in Turkey is in order.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Georgi with his shirt unbuttoned down to his navel? I guess it’s just warm in the talking head room.

[kacesq]

Awww...she’s giving back her fake ring. 

[OneGuy]

"An apology is all I wanted, that and him sweeping me off my feet 24/7/365."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Georgi wants his screen time doesn’t he?

Surely you can't sit there and say you are unmoved by Georgi's heartfelt outpouring of emotion? You must be made of stone. 

Just now, OneGuy said:

"An apology is all I wanted, that and him sweeping me off my feet 24/7/365."

And a piggyback on the beach. 

[kacesq]

This isn’t even convincing to me and I have horrifically low standards for my trash TV..

[Frozendiva]

Why couldn't she wear something more practical?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's now going to spend the next three episodes crowing about how she's "empowered" and "strong" and "independent" and "free". I am feeling distinctly queasy.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why couldn't she wear something more practical?

Do you mean plastical?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why couldn't she wear something more practical?

To Darcy, that IS practical. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Do you mean plastical?

Maybe flat boots, stretch jeans and a top that covers her body.

[sainte-chapelle]

I got a second wind tuning in now, did I miss anything good? Can’t sleep…arm is killing me!

Edited January 11, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why couldn't she wear something more practical?

If you asked her, she’d spout some cliche circa. 1962 about how you have to endure some level of discomfort if you want to look good. And Girl Power!

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I got a second wind tuning in now, did I miss anything good?

That’s cute.

[Frozendiva]

Florian is going to be a famous model? Seriously?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how much Sharp paid this photographer to “find” Florian on the interwebz.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I was inspired by his face. I've wanted to try wildlife photography for a while".

[Frozendiva]

Ina is actually pretty and fresh and not shiny like Stacey.

[sainte-chapelle]

I know this was covered but…what..what…the fuck is up with her face

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Awww...she’s giving back her fake ring. 

I thought she already gave it back when she left it on the table in Alexandria  

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake Stacey. This is embarrassing. 

[charmed1]

What magazine is wolf boy going to be in, Stacey?

[Frozendiva]

Florian looks like a blank slate.

[kacesq]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I got a second wind tuning in now, did I miss anything good? Can’t sleep…arm is killing me!

You’ve missed absolutely nothing, I am beyond bored.