Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 3

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, xls said:

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

SNS; they are very pretty but their boobs look deflated & droopy for their age.

Shhhh, if word gets out that you said that, Darcey will have them on the first plane to Turkey for boob jobs 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

Like mothers, like daughters?  I don't know about you, but I try my best to HIDE my menopausal barrel body!

They dress terribly but if you want to wear a bikini go for it….I’m in my 40 s and rarely go to the beach ( maybe once a year) but fuck it I’m wearing my bikini in the heat. I’ve been told I am “ too old” but I have zero fucks to give 😂 

[all4mom2]

I could rock a bikini into my mid-50s, but menopause changes things.  You'll see!  How old are these two broads, anyway???

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

How old are these two broads, anyway???

Believe it or not, they’re 47 and I would guess peri-menopausal. 

[magemaud]

Facebook suggested this for ME today, but I’m thinking of sending the link to Darcey for her wedding to Georgi. Great deal, originally $550 marked down to $55! Only one left, size 4. What do you think? 

[sainte-chapelle]

On 2/15/2022 at 11:05 AM, magemaud said:

Facebook suggested this for ME today, but I’m thinking of sending the link to Darcey for her wedding to Georgi. Great deal, originally $550 marked down to $55! Only one left, size 4. What do you think? 

What grace…what understated elegance ! People will mistake you for Grace Kelley or Lady Di

Edited February 16, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Joan of Argh]

On 2/15/2022 at 8:05 AM, magemaud said:

Facebook suggested this for ME today, but I’m thinking of sending the link to Darcey for her wedding to Georgi. Great deal, originally $550 marked down to $55! Only one left, size 4. What do you think? 

That’s way too modest for Darcey… she’d need to cut peek-a-boob holes for her nipples and cover them in glitter!  

[Frozendiva]

Is this season almost over yet?

[OneGuy]

I'm not sure how Stacey will handle Darcey being engaged.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is this the season finale?

[Frozendiva]

Big crocodile smile and sabotage!

[sainte-chapelle]

The synopsis says Mike has a meltdown….I can’t wait

[OneGuy]

What's the third surprise?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is this the season finale?

The screen shows a new ep next Monday.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I'm not sure how Stacey will handle Darcey being engaged.

Oh that's easy. The way she always does. She'll undermine Darcey, throw suspicion on her guy, pretend to be "looking out for her best interests", and make her cry. 

Hola peeps! I hope everyone has had a nice long weekend! I had friends over for the weekend and I am EXHAUSTED. 

Edited February 22, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

On the boat with Georgi you could still see past the fillers to her beauty. Now she really ruined her face.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh that's easy. The way she always does. She'll undermine Darcey, throw suspicion on her guy, pretend to be "looking out for her best interests", and make her cry. 

Hola peeps! I hope everyone has had a nice long weekend! I had friends over and I am EXHAUSTED. 

I had a boozy brunch but just sobered up lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Darcey. You are so simple minded its amazing that you can brush your own teeth. 

[OneGuy]

Proposal music!!

[Frozendiva]

She complains about his finances but says yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

THOSE NAILS. MY EYES!

[sainte-chapelle]

It looks like he got that ring out of a gum ball machine. So tacky

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

She complains about his finances but says yes.

He has a dick and is better looking than Florian. That's all she cares about. 

[OneGuy]

I really only watch this for the profound statements Darcey makes.  They help me live a better life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

It looks like he got that ring out of a gum ball machine. So tacky

So, exactly Darcey's taste then?

[charmed1]

How romantic. A beach proposal in Miami. I’m waiting on the random homeless guy and cigarette butts littering the sand.

[Frozendiva]

It probably is not going to last.

[Pepper Mostly]

What on earth possessed Darcey to pick that dress? It does not do a thing for her. 

[sainte-chapelle]

What the hell is with Georgi and his shirt…is that his Tom Hanks cast away look?

Edited February 22, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey: As long as I'm happy!

Pepper Mostly: Darcey. You have never been happy for one moment in your life.

[Frozendiva]

There is a tell all next Monday. So this is the finale.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What on earth possessed Darcey to pick that dress? It does not do a thing for her. 

Is that ever really a criterion for her?

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What on earth possessed Darcey to pick that dress? It does not do a thing for her. 

I was just thinking that. I also hate the orange dress she wears in her talking heads segments.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's so thrilled to be engaged to Georgi that she's terrified to tell her poisonous, unsupportive hag of a sister. Darcey has all the fortitude and courage of her convictions of a bowl of vanilla pudding.

[Doublemint]

Thought I'd catch an episode of Darcy - although I swore I'd finished with these two.  I agree, the dress looks awful on her.  Her daughters look lovely in comparison.   As a Mom, I'd never trust this guy around my young girls.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I had a boozy brunch but just sobered up lol

I've had a never ending boozy brunch since Friday! I'll need a week to recover. 

4 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

I was just thinking that. I also hate the orange dress she wears in her talking heads segments.

Ever single thing she wears is the exact opposite of tasteful, elegant, well cut, flattering, or attractive. 

Yes, girls, we know. She takes three suitcases to NYC for a weekend. 

[sainte-chapelle]

@Pepper Mostly we should have kept drinking for this mess

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh! Look! Its the hilarious and entertaining "packing the car" scene! 

[Frozendiva]

Darcey looks like a pumpkin with hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god these two look like utter hagged out tarts. 

[Frozendiva]

Stacey, your sister's engagment is not your business.

[sainte-chapelle]

Stacey is seething after seeing that ring. Georgi is a better catch than Florian 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, that's right Stacey. Georgi is no sterling character like Florian. Snerk.

[charmed1]

Did Stacey get her eyebrows tattooed?

[judylo]

Stacey looks horrible in that schmatta on her head.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey's eyebrows are the stuff of nightmares. 

[Doublemint]

These two never heard the saying "less is more".   Now it's a twin wedding.

[Frozendiva]

Each of you have your own wedding day.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey keeps saying "I know what you've been through!" What has Darcey been through? Besides a series of bad decisions?

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO is Mike shitting all over her engagement in front of Georgi and Florian ?!?! 😂 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Each of you have your own wedding day.

I talked about having a double wedding with my BFF when I was 8

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stacey keeps saying "I know what you've been through!" What has Darcey been through? Besides a series of bad decisions?

And a dubious reality tv career.