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It feels like we’ve hijacked the episode thread enough so I’ll start this one. Open to suggestions for a better name. 

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There are so many good quotes (and thanks, SoMuchTV for starting this!). Just off the top of my head:

Alberta: "oh, nooooo, don't make me hate my own face, Todd, ya creepy nut!"

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I like the Cholera guy in the 2nd episode, with Jay trying to fix the water heater

"I know we're dead, but he's trying to kill us!"

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Thorfinn: "What is personal massager?" 

🤣🤣🤣

And because I rewatched it tonight:

Sam: "look, I'm not crazy or at least I'm not lying. And I can prove it. Thor, lights!"

Thor: "Sam, chair!"

Sam: "no, get the lights."

Thor: "oh, right, yes."

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Because I adore snarky Isaac...

"Actually the museum is in my garage."

"Ah, as all the best museums are."

Lol, his delivery is the best.

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Sam: "Hetty, why would you marry that guy?

Hetty: "My father needed to close a land deal and I was deemed his most comely daughter. Damn Margaret and her mustache, she dodged a bullet."

 

Trevor: "It's not important, but how hot was his maid?"

Sass and Thor behind Hetty's back: knowing nods, thumbs up, Sass mouthing "very hot."

 

Hetty: "No, you cannot leave us! Just when I finally learned to look beyond the hideous pants and see the wonderful person inside the hideous pants!"

 

Hetty: "Trevor, go to hell."

Trevor (high pitched scream): " Why, why, why would you pick me, what is wrong with you?!? That was so scary!"

Hetty: "Oh, calm down. "

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4 minutes ago, emma675 said:

Hetty: "Trevor, go to hell."

Trevor (high pitched scream): " Why, why, why would you pick me, what is wrong with you?!? That was so scary!"

Possibly my favorite bit so far. 😁

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In the episode where Jay's sister visits and Sam is trying to convince her the ghosts exist. 

Sam: "Isaac."

Isaac: "Hmm, what? Oh, you know what, no, I'll pass, thank you."

Sam: "Isaac, please!"

Isaac: "Fine."

Jay holds his nose as Isaac passes through Bela.

Bela: "Ugh, that is nasty!"

Isaac: " Okay, it's no picnic for me either."

The writers are so good and the cast is so good at executing their lines.

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Sass about to tell his story at the end: "I don't know why I'm nervous, you're all idiots."

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Sam descends the stairs looking gorgeous as Stephanie and Trevor watch.

Stephanie: "Are you kidding me right now? On my prom night?"

Sam and Jay kiss as Trevor looks on longingly. 

Stephanie: " You know, we could have what they have."

Trevor: "No." Flees offscreen. 

While Jay is trying to plug in Alexa and Hetty hovers behind him.

Jay: "Back up, parasite!"

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"Getting sucked off at prom?  I suppose that could happen."

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Just watched The Vault again...

Must everything be a table?
 

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Anything Nigel says in his ridiculously affected accent but…

Well, I guess I am not going to fife myself out, am I?

…is my favorite.

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4 hours ago, KarenX said:

Anything Nigel says in his ridiculously affected accent but…

Well, I guess I am not going to fife myself out, am I?

…is my favorite.

I'm binging the series since I only saw a handful of episodes here and there (just watched Ghost Writer on my lunch break). I love Nigel and his fifer.

Nigel's voice reminds me of King George III in Hamilton. (Shh...don't tell Isaac.)

 

From Ghost Writer:
You got this. Just, uh, imagine us all in our underwear.
I wish I was wearing underwear.
We all do, Trevor.
 

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4 hours ago, ams1001 said:

From Ghost Writer:
You got this. Just, uh, imagine us all in our underwear.
I wish I was wearing underwear.
We all do, Trevor.

Rebecca Wisocky's delivery just kills it!

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I was rewatching the Trevor's pants episode and I missed some hilarious lines when his friends were freaking out over his death.

David: "He's dead! What the hell, this is nuts! Maybe we call 911?"

Ari: "I am like 70% cocaine right now, we are not calling the cops."

Third friend: "I can't handle going to jail!"

David: "I can't handle going to the Sheraton!"

🤣

 

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Also rewatching earlier this evening, in my case, the episode "Pete's Wife", and I love this exchange: 

Sam: But Facebook is like a... It's a website that's like a bulletin board where people talk about their lives, they share photos...

Isaac: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Am I to understand that this is some sort of modern-day publishing instrument from which anyone can spread their message?

Sam: Well, yeah.

Isaac: What a tool for disseminating truth! What a boon to democracy!

Oh, Isaac...:D. 

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