S04: Special: How to Date An Inmate

[kacesq]

OMG y’all are live chatting this! Yay, best NYE ever! And I need it.

my first petty observation is Rachel had herself a glow up for this special...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

There are way too many commercials during this show.  I am waiting for people telling Daonte how creepy he is with Nicolle Jr. 

[candall]

6 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Brittney is so fake, she has her lips up Sharp's ass. I read an interview where the head guy is in love with her and Ed.   He thinks those two are the stars of the franchise.

Who's Ed again?

 

Too bad Pepper isn't here.  She cracks me up with her extensive knowledge of Sharp Productions, LLC.

[Gobi]

It's magic 🍆!

[LEILANI2]

Rachel looks like she has been getting the same botox and injections as Darcey.

[candall]

 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's magic 🍆!

If the Mumbles content increases by 1%, I'm gone.

[Gobi]

"Everyone knows how I beat it." We know all too well, Daonte.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How exactly would a toilet paper dildo work, Daonte? 

And now we've learned you can make a dildo out of Jolly Ranchers.  This is educational. 

[LEILANI2]

Gee Brittney that was very descriptive, now see she could have been doing stuff she actually knows all these seasons instead of exploiting her mother.

[kacesq]

Yes Meghan ma queen...your eloquence during your seasons was noted by all.

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How exactly would a toilet paper dildo work, Daonte? 

I think Daonte is a virgin or has erectile dysfunction if he thinks a dick is the same as toilet paper.

Edited January 1, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Gobi]

Things I didn't need to know: Dildoes made out of Jolly Rancher candy.

[candall]

Well!  Brittany just contributed information worth the entire price of admission. 

Jolly Ranchers?

[kacesq]

I’d rather Daonte only host this. That’s how much Brittany annoys me.

Oh the fake threesome...the things people do to stay on the D List fame train.

[Elizzikra]

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I didn't realize Scott died. Is this the third LAL death this year?

I hadn't heard that. Anyone know what happened to him?

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How does a single mother afford $15,000 in phone calls? What does she do for living?

Credit.

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How do you think they chose Britts and Daonte to host this gig?

They can read the cue cards?

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Brittney is so fake, she has her lips up Sharp's ass. I

She's like the Jamie Otis of Love After Lockup. Whatever - she is street smart. She knows this isn't going to last forever so she is milking it for what it's worth now. 

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’d rather Daonte only host this. That’s how much Brittany annoys me.

She's so fake and try hard.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I have eaten and I would like to keep it down.  I do not need to see the fake threesome.

[Gobi]

"She was just a basic chick that I put on a pedestal so I could look up her skirt."

[kacesq]

Am I the last woman on earth with natural tits, real eyelashes and no Botox? Damn it feels like it.

[candall]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Things I didn't need to know: Dildoes made out of Jolly Rancher candy.

You asked for recipes.

[LEILANI2]

Stan's hair looks better here.

[Gobi]

This gives "bailing on a relationship" a whole new meaning.

[kacesq]

Go on about how long you can be fake, Brittany!

and Rachel we all saw the red flags in your intro so you’re either delusional or an idiot if you didn’t see any.

[LEILANI2]

Oh come on Rachel, he's a repeat offender and his whole family even warned you.

It's clear all these people have a weakness which made it easy for the cons to manipulate and gas light them.

Oh yea, you're so perfect Brittney.

[kacesq]

Oh I see...Brittany and Marcellino are the success story of the franchise. And yet...still don’t care.

[LEILANI2]

All these people need therapy or special ed classes.

9 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh I see...Brittany and Marcellino are the success story of the franchise. And yet...still don’t care.

Yea Sharpls wants to push it down our throats they are a success story, and all I think is they're FAKE FAKE FAKE and an even worse sin...boring as hell.

Edited January 1, 2022 by LEILANI2

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Don't date an inmate. That is the lesson. It's not any deeper than that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

People who believe Muskrat Stan isn't paying his new girlfriend.  Anyone? Bueller? 

[candall]

I think Britzzz is doing a pretty good job of hosting.  Her gestures aren't overly broad, she knows where her cameras are, she speaks/reads the cue cards in complete sentences.  I didn't realize she had it in her. 

She's Oprah Winfrey level compared to Daonte, who looks like his eyes are about to bug out of his head every time anyone makes a remark.

[kacesq]

Oh God now we’re stuck with Marcellino? Gmafb. He was an arrogant control freak who trolled for an inmate. Not impressed.

[LEILANI2]

 I will boycott if they make this Brittney bitch some expert for the love after lockup losers.

[kacesq]

Pencil is more romantic? Why Marcellino ...cause you can erase?

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Pencil is more romantic!

[candall]

CONVERSATE!  Drink!

[Gobi]

"I'm looking for someone I can conversate with." Love it.

Edited January 1, 2022 by Gobi

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Marcie talked about how articulate Brittany is then he uses conversate.  

[LEILANI2]

Let's jump ahead another year or two when Britteny leaves Marciono for her lesbian girlfriend.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Marcie talked about how articulate Brittany is then he uses conversate.  

If we could have one more emoji, I'd vote for "eyeroll."

[LEILANI2]

Is this show so low budget they can't afford what's her name to host?  Although I would admit even Daonte and Nicole Jr would do a better job.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Let's jump ahead another year or two when Britteny leaves Marciono for her lesbian girlfriend.

I would agree with you, but their kid numbers are going to be up in the Shawn stratosphere by then.

[LEILANI2]

Oh fuck off, I am so tired of these 'successful ' fake idiots putting down Daonte.

[kacesq]

Ah Shovel and her jumpsuits...good times, good times...

I do believe Angela fixed her teeth. Success!

[LEILANI2]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ah Shovel and her jumpsuits...good times, good times...

Shovel crying walking around the neighborhood in that ill fitting suit in a jacked wig,  that was the kind of shit show I love.

All these idiots are gonna get them another convict. They probably talking to a few right now.

[candall]

Oh, hello, Destinie.

I used to feel sorry for Shawn when Destinie was rolling him and stealing his wallet week after week.  But now I kind of appreciate that she was keeping him off the streets--and off other women who would ultimately get knocked up and be forced to raise more Shawn Spawn on their own.

[Gobi]

Stan's new girlfriend, PegMe Peggy.

[LEILANI2]

Man this show just keeps going, I lied when I said I wanted it 9 hours, now I'm wondering when will it ever end.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Daonte, you're even dumber than I thought. A Nicolle neck tattoo. That is truly an idiotic idea.

Edited January 1, 2022 by TooMuchRealityTV

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Now I do believe Brittany is a freak.  She asked to see Stan kiss Peggy.  At least we can be thankful he was fully clothed. 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Now I do believe Brittany is a freak.  She wanted asked to see Stan kiss someone.  At least we can be thankful he was fully clothed. 

That girl kissing him looked like she was wearing Nicoles 99 cent store wig.

[Gobi]

Flappy!