90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm here but my volume isn't working for some reason...

 

That could be a good thing, all things considered.

[kacesq]

Dawson is a brat.

[Frozendiva]

Not everyone likes cilantro.

[Eldemarge]

What a fucking brat.

My sound is back.

[Auntie Anxiety]

 So Carlos and VaLentin are done, right?

[judylo]

Bratty boy. N. O. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

 So Carlos and VaLentin are done, right?

We can only hope…

[Pepper Mostly]

Whine whine whine. Ten seconds till Jessica snots at Juan because he's not making chicken nuggets for Dawson. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm glad you're here, @Hotel Snarker!

Yup, and I will definitely check in once every few months once Paradise is over to see how my peeps are doing on here!

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

We are always happy to see you @Hotel Snarker…but I understand. Every time I see the couples on Pillow Talk Im reminded I hated them all.

I was once again reminded of Tim’s fetishizing of women last night on the worst 90 Day Tell All of all time when he was basically judging Jeymi because she is Latina. Based on past experiences with Jeniffffffffer. He’s such a CREEP.

[Frozendiva]

Juan, you will be stepdad to those kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juan, you bought the ticket. Enjoy the ride.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Bratty boy. N. O. 

All his stupid mother has to do is say "That's fine, you don't have to try it, but don't expect anything else, because there isn't anything." And shut down that incessant chorus of "nononononononononononono". What the hell is wrong with her?

[Frozendiva]

Bad idea to have a baby.

[kacesq]

Ya know..not every family moment needs to be filmed.

[Hotel Snarker]

These poor kids. Finding out they’re having a new sibling from someone who is still a stranger to them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dawson starts whining that he doesn't want a little brother in 3, 2.....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica thought a brass band and balloons were going to come down from the sky in celebration. Even the kids know it’s a stupid move.

[Eldemarge]

Wine.  Great idea.

 

[judylo]

Those teeth!

[kacesq]

I try not to snark on looks but there’s something very unappealing about Lidia.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Bad idea to have a baby.

Its the worst idea in the history of ideas.

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn. I am sorry! You’re supposed to force the chicken head down the kid’s throat??????

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Damn. I am sorry! You’re supposed to force the chicken head down the kid’s throat??????

I was served soup with chicken head in Vietnam, just politely declined.

[Eldemarge]

This guy's face looks JUST LIKE when I used to put tape over my forehead to make myself a pig nose in middle school.

[Auntie Anxiety]

EScott is very disappointed, He thought he’d have some sex with this hottie Lidia.

[Mr. Miner]

FFS!

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This guy's face looks JUST LIKE when I used to put tape over my forehead to make myself a pig nose in middle school.

I forgot he even had a mouth.

[kacesq]

He’s just now figuring out he can’t have a real conversation with someone who doesn’t speak the same language? Wow. Much smart.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, EScott isn’t earning his paycheck.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This guy's face looks JUST LIKE when I used to put tape over my forehead to make myself a pig nose in middle school.

Was that before or after the muffin trick? You have an endless supply of delightful entertainments!

[Frozendiva]

Don’t get involved with someone who you don’t understand.

[Hotel Snarker]

This dipshit can't even use a translator app?

[kacesq]

He’s just mad he hasn’t gotten laid. Not a Lidia fan but she owes him nothing.

[Mr. Miner]

Can production make her fall on my penis?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The translation is even more boring than the one sided conversations.

[Pepper Mostly]

HE CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW SPANISH!

I mean, Jesus, Lidia, its been three days! You haven't learned any English yet? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The translation is even more boring than the one sided conversations.

Damnit Jihoon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fun fact, "paciencia" was one of my Spanish vocabulary words this week.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Fun fact, "paciencia" was one of my Spanish vocabulary words this week.

See? The show has real world applications! Someone used a translator app in another show last night too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lidia, he’s throwing you over for a young woman like the ones you were giving him shit about.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lidia's no prize but dayum Scott is fugly.

[Hotel Snarker]

What that fuck did you think was going to happen Escott?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What that fuck did you think was going to happen Escott?

She would fall into his manly arms?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What that fuck did you think was going to happen Escott?

He thought she’d be so taken by his charm and good looks, that she’d roll over like a dog waiting for a belly pat.

[Shelbie]

Scott thought they would be having so much sex he wouldn’t have to talk to her very much.

[kacesq]

I just can’t with Jordan’s overdone lashes, white white face and then thick black fringe.

[TwirlyGirly]

Why do these women think getting pregnant means they can control the lives of their baby's father and tell them where they will live, what job they can do, what responsibilities they'll assume relating to them, the baby, and other children in the household (who have a different father) — and the father/boyfriend/husband will say "Sure thing!", fall in line, and get with (her) program? 

Where do they get these ideas?

This isn't a rhetorical question. I really want to know because this mindset really boggles my mind. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everton is a playah, Jordan. Resign yourself or move on.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Jordan hasn't told Everton about her sexy cake sitting side hustle yet? And she's claiming some sort of moral high ground? I hate her too. I hope Everton soaks her for ever mortgaged cent she has.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jordan doesn’t make impulsive decisions. Good to know.