90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[judylo]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

THAT was the driest airport reunion ever.

Because of that upsetting voicemail. Tell us!!

[Hotel Snarker]

My money’s on Discount Sherlon getting another girl pregnant.

[sainte-chapelle]

Christ on a cracker….if you want a fuck buddy to visit on vacation that is cool. Don’t try to make it a relationship.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sorry. I drifted off for a moment when Low Rent Kyle Richards started playing to the camera. Phew.

[Mr. Miner]

They want to vaccinate 9 year olds for HPV? FFS!

Edited May 2, 2023 by Mr. Miner

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

My money’s on Discount Sherlon getting another girl pregnant.

I'm sure there are at least half a dozen little Evertons running around Grand Cayman. Just a hunch.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sorry. I drifted off for a moment when Low Rent Kyle Richards started playing to the camera. Phew.

SNAP OUT OF IT!  We need you!

[LEILANI2]

Juan seems like a nice kid. He should date and find a nice girl his age and not some skank who brings her poor kids on vacation to hear her get smashed daily by her boy toy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juan has set his sights on the green card and being the sperm donor for this new addition is all part of the game.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, noes, navigating the perils of father figurehead! Most kids are picky eaters! How will Juan cope with this fraught situation? Stay tuned! 

And of course Jessica didn't give him a heads up that her son only eats dry toast, cereal and chicken nuggets. Bitch.

Edited May 2, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sorry. I drifted off for a moment when Low Rent Kyle Richards started playing to the camera. Phew.

Let’s make things interesting by taking her on a trip to Yohan’s butcher shop.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Juan seems like a nice kid. He should date and find a nice girl his age and not some skank who brings her poor kids on vacation to hear her get smashed daily by her boy toy.

Stop trying to make him their father…shades of Molly, Daevan and the one who married the fridge thief

[judylo]

Forgive me, but I don’t like “the boys.”

[Frozendiva]

Not easy to sign up to be a stepdad.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't like eggs either Dawson.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You know what? This bitch should know better than to do this to her very young children. I really dislike her.

[Shelbie]

Just now, judylo said:

Forgive me, but I don’t like “the boys.”

Me either. Their mother thinks it’s cute that they are behaving like brats.

[sainte-chapelle]

How old is Juan? He looks like he could be her child

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Forgive me, but I don’t like “the boys.”

You would think their mom would tell Juan what the kids like to eat.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I don't like eggs either Dawson.

Its not that the kid doesn't like eggs, though. Its that Jessica refuses to life a finger, just sits there smirking and expects Juan to act the part of waiter. I hate her. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Well then, if Dawson doesn’t want eggs, why doesn’t Mom help out and give him something he does like?

[LEILANI2]

Is there anyone we're rooting for cuz I'm not feeling any of them.

[kacesq]

Blondie thinks she’s adorable. I guess that’s why she’s on a reality show and I’m not. I could never be that smug and smirky.

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Well then, if Dawson doesn’t want eggs, why doesn’t Mom help out and give him something he does like?

Because she sucks!

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You know what? This bitch should know better than to do this to her very young children. I really dislike her.

It's disgusting.  Where's their dad or grandparents or anyone to tell her to leave them at home.

[judylo]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

How old is Juan? He looks like he could be her child

I think he said 29!

[sainte-chapelle]

So…kids being kids but you laugh and don’t correct them when they are rude? Your town smells like poo? Really? Rude ass bitch. 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, kacesq said:

Blondie thinks she’s adorable. I guess that’s why she’s on a reality show and I’m not. I could never be that smug and smirky.

They all have the smug, smirky look.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Well then, if Dawson doesn’t want eggs, why doesn’t Mom help out and give him something he does like?

She wants to throw Juan in the deep end of the pool, and see if he'll spoil her rotten kids as much as she does. What a shitty thing to do. Not just to Juan but to her kids. 

[Hotel Snarker]

These kids are picky eaters because she made them that way. Jessica enables little shit to do whatever the hell he wants.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Is there anyone we're rooting for cuz I'm not feeling any of them.

Yeah, that’s the constant dilemma with the entire 90 Day Fiance franchise.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So…kids being kids but you laugh and don’t correct them when they are rude? Your town smells like poo? Really? Rude ass bitch. 

She seems like the kind of parent who gives her a kid an iPad with zero supervision or time limits.

[LEILANI2]

Valentin has nice white teeth.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

These kids are picky eaters because she made them that way. Jessica enables little shit to do whatever the hell he wants.

But don’t worry. Each and every problem will be solved when the bun comes out of the oven. I’m sure those kids won’t feel pushed aside or anything like that.

[Mr. Miner]

Are the two tops on this show?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

These kids are picky eaters because she made them that way. Jessica enables little shit to do whatever the hell he wants.

Meh, some kids are picky eaters and that's OK. My son never ate ANYTHING when he was a kid. He's a chef now and eats everything. Sometimes their palates are too sensitive or maybe they can't deal with certain textures. In my experience the important thing was to make sure he had access to decent food and not to make a big deal out of it. As he got older he got more adventurous. She KNOWS the kid doesn't eat eggs. She KNOWS he doesn't put milk on his cereal! Why not tell Juan this and make it easier for him? Not to mention her son, who only wants his breakfast. She is terrible. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Are the two tops on this show?

Gee, I somehow didn’t miss them at all tonight. Go figure.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Are the two tops on this show?

Yes, they were on last week.

[kacesq]

Um Dr Lawyer Entrepreneur? Pretty sure you don’t have to wear makeup or do your hair in the US. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Valentin has nice white teeth.

See, you're finding the good things! I'm sure he has a lovely personality and is good to his mother. 

[judylo]

Germ freak but no mask?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m no doctor but I also know about bacteria and germs on surfaces. And I was wiping my plane seat before you were born, kid.

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Yes, they were on last week.

Cool! I’m still not clear on the top, bottom thing. Maybe they’ll explain it for me? 🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Germ freak but no mask?

Girl. She's all done up! Doesn't want to smudge her makeup!

[Frozendiva]

The family would love a rich girlfriend.

[Pepper Mostly]

Valentin is pretty cute. Nice smile. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Valentin’s family is hoping that Dr. All Trades will throw a few bucks their way. And Val can send money to them when he gets to the States.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Girl. She's all done up! Doesn't want to smudge her makeup!

I hope I never run into anyone at an airport….no makeup, comfy cheap,clothing…I just can’t get all dolled up for an eight hour flight

[LEILANI2]

Lydia, this cackling like the witch that you are is not attractive.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Valentin’s family is hoping that Dr. All Trades will throw a few bucks their way. And Val can send money to them when he gets to the States.

Yep. I Hope she is prepared to support his whole family back home.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I hope I never run into anyone at an airport….no makeup, comfy cheap,clothing…I just can’t get all dolled up for an eight hour flight

The last time I got dolled up was in 2019.