90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[LEILANI2]

10 years single playing the field sounds like a mine field of STDs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

The Book Club is NOT the Golden Girls. Go retire, Fonda. 

It’s a little sad that the only thing these once great actresses remind me of is my own aging.

[kacesq]

Why so much Lidia and Nicole? 

[LEILANI2]

Damn who would have ever thought we'd see Lidia dating on Single Life.  Has hell frozen over? 

Sorry I'm late and catching up.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't stand this trend of movies about sassy, feisty old ladies. 

Same. They are similar to the rude kid movies. Instead of doing something brilliant and utterly cool like discovering the solution to gridlock,  they just use foul language, spend irresponsibly, drink too much and lech over penis and pecs. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s a little sad that the only thing these once great actresses remind me of is my own aging.

I’m beyond tired of the kooky old ladies movies…this, 80 for Brady…see? Watch these old ladies talk about sex! Look at them drink! Isn’t it hilarious? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Lidia will be jealous of Scott’s dog. She’s the type that would dognap it and take it to the pound. I’m pretty sure she and Nicole didn’t have a pet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole needed the money for her next procedure, this their appearance on the show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott dances fetchingly, clad only in a towel. My detestation of him grows ever stronger. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Scott looks like his dog.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Scott looks like his dog.

No one asked for him to film in his underwear.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, we get to see Lidia trying on bathing suits? Guess its too early for the "trying on wedding dresses" scene. 

[judylo]

Nicole is so shrieky! Cannot stand her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, one of those kids is super whiny. 

[Suzywriter]

I never trust guys who are pumped up that heavily.  That's more than weights. 

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Knew one named Chubby. He thought he was a lapdog.

I knew one named Athena.  Same.  She thought she was a tiny little dog but she actually weighed about 90 pounds!!

[Frozendiva]

I don’t get the Jonas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, we get to see Lidia trying on bathing suits? Guess its too early for the "trying on wedding dresses" scene. 

The wedding dresses are in the next room. It’s like a bathing suit-bridal gown emporium.

That being said, did you read that David’s Bridal is closing up? 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m beyond tired of the kooky old ladies movies…this, 80 for Brady…see? Watch these old ladies talk about sex! Look at them drink! Isn’t it hilarious? 

I skipped on 80 for Brady. My own mother wouldn’t act like this! Gross!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The wedding dresses are in the next room. It’s like a bathing suit-bridal gown emporium.

That being said, did you read that David’s Bridal is closing up? 

What?? Too many Zoom weddings? 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The wedding dresses are in the next room. It’s like a bathing suit-bridal gown emporium.

That being said, did you read that David’s Bridal is closing up? 

Sad that Nordstrom is pulling out of Canada.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

No one asked for him to film in his underwear.

I got scared for a second and thought TLC was gonna show us Scott flashing Lidia 😬

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Sad that Nordstrom is pulling out of Canada.

Oh my god! Where will you shop to find those killer sales??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What?? Too many Zoom weddings? 

The reason they gave is that no one is buying wedding dresses anymore and traditional weddings are a thing of the past. I think that, because of inflation, people are struggling financially and a wedding dress is a waste of money.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nicole needed the money for her next procedure, this their appearance on the show.

Plus, she wants some PAYBACK time on her Mom for all the shit she got for dating that fruity looking guy from NYC.  You can just see her licking her chops to give old Lidia the what-for.  And she calls him ES-COTT.  Hilarious!

[Pepper Mostly]

Houseguest and I helped my son clean his apartment today. It was more entertaining than this exercise in complete, mind numbing boredom. 

[kacesq]

Has our new friend told us yet how her kids are her life?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god! Where will you shop to find those killer sales??

No idea. We have so little selection and choices.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Scott dances fetchingly, clad only in a towel. My detestation of him grows ever stronger. 

Eye bleach!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Has our new friend told us yet how her kids are her life?

They are her whole world. 

[Cementhead]

Dude loves his dog a little too much.  He really enjoyed watching her eat that ice cream cone, didn't he.  "go on, get in there and just bite it, there ya go."

My hearing won't make it if I have to listen to Nicole past this episode so I will check back here as the weeks go on to see if Scott ends up marrying his dog.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Megan is coming so I can foist my kids off on her while I get laid.

[Pepper Mostly]

Best friend Megan, AKA "The Shit Stirrer". 

Megan will have to corral the boys while Juan and whatshername bang. Kind of her.

[LEILANI2]

He's doing the exact same dance Angela's Canadian guy did.  Sharps so cheap they use the same dance moves they got from Fiverr.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The reason they gave is that no one is buying wedding dresses anymore and traditional weddings are a thing of the past. I think that, because of inflation, people are struggling financially and a wedding dress is a waste of money.

I'm in shock.

Either that, or lifestyles have shifted so much in the last 30 years. I know 5 couples who bought a house, had kids, and tied the knot at a backyard barbecue 6 years later. I became a wedding officiant 3 years ago. I did one ceremony between screams in a delivery room. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They are her whole world. 

Besides Juan, of COURSE.

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The reason they gave is that no one is buying wedding dresses anymore and traditional weddings are a thing of the past. I think that, because of inflation, people are struggling financially and a wedding dress is a waste of money.

Tell that to the bitchy brides on Say Yes to the Dress as they buy three dresses…

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope Jessica doesn’t make the boys start calling Juan ‘dad’.

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I hope Jessica doesn’t make the boys start calling Juan ‘dad’.

Is that a bingo card square? Should be…

[Pepper Mostly]

Jessica uses the phrase "father figure" in 3, 2....

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Cementhead said:

Dude loves his dog a little too much.  He really enjoyed watching her eat that ice cream cone, didn't he.  "go on, get in there and just bite it, there ya go."

 

Interesting...isn't people food hard on dogs' health? So is it love for his dog, or indulging his weird fantasies?

[Pepper Mostly]

How old is Juan? He looks about 18.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Interesting...isn't people food hard on dogs' health? So is it love for his dog, or indulging his weird fantasies?

There is dog ice cream. And pupsicles.

[kacesq]

She does not need to kiss his fingers and talk about bedroom crap in front of the poor kids.

[Hotel Snarker]

Delusional Jessica: "Now we're ready to be a family."

Narrator: Sure, if "we" means everyone but Juan.

[goofygirl]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

How old is Juan? He looks about 18.

I think he's 29.  Here we go... Those little boys ALREADY KNOW that Juan & Mom are sleeping together.  4 and 6 years years old Seriously??

There wasn't some green eyed cowboy in Wyoming that Jessica could find??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those kids don’t need to be a party to this! I’m a dinosaur and think the kids come first. She’s a fucking mental health counselor. 

[kacesq]

I think the little one is going to be difficult this trip…

[Hotel Snarker]

Why do people who have just met somebody think they’re automatically going to love their children?

[Suzywriter]

I'm guessing that Juan has younger siblings.