90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

No VaL …the lightbulbs don’t light up l they are there for decoration…moron

[Eldemarge]

His hair makes me so stabby.

[Frozendiva]

Would it not be easier to just buy a marry me cake?

Argh. The belch.

[Shelbie]

gosh I hope Valentine talks about being a top in his marriage proposal.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Back. What was I thinking when I got a dog in the winter? Boots (with ice grippers), scarf, hat, gloves, down coat. Walk down the driveway about fifteen feet, then turn around and come back in the house and take it all off again.

Oh my god, the icy, slushy streets. Houseguest and I went to the local museum, then walked down to our favorite watering hole. I was living in terror the whole time. Mincing along gingerly, hoping I wouldn't have to be scraped up off the sidewalk with a putty knife. I kept saying "Right behind you!" and "Once you hit fifty, your balance goes to shit!" and "You don't want me to break a hip, do you?". Jesus, what a life. 

[Hotel Snarker]

OH SHIT ITS TAMMY BURPING! NOW MY NAUSEA IS EVEN WORSE!

Ahhhhh…TLC. The Learning Channel. 🎼

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now that Carlos is out of the closet, he should explore other opportunities. I don't think Valentine is the answer.

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

gosh I hope Valentine talks about being a top in his marriage proposal.

See my first post of the evening.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

gosh I hope Valentine talks about being a top in his marriage proposal.

No one has mentioned it yet this episode. I fear that I might forget if someone doesn't bring it up soon.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now that Carlos is out of the closet, he should explore other opportunities. I don't think Valentine is the answer.

They seem like a terrible match. As much as a snarked on Kenny I do think they balance each other out and make a lovely couple.

[Tuneful]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

His hair makes me so stabby.

Somewhere, an office is missing a section of carpet in front of the reception desk. You know what else chaps my a**, spelling his name VaLentine, capital L. WTF? 

Edited January 17, 2023 by Tuneful

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No one has mentioned it yet this episode. I fear that I might forget if someone doesn't bring it up soon.

Like Stephanie’s illness

Just now, Tuneful said:

Somewhere, an office is missing a section of carpet in front of the reception desk. 

Dead

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan won’t miss Daniele constantly haranguing him.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is that a tattoo between her boobs?

[Shelbie]

I wonder if Johan will miss the smell of sage.

[Hotel Snarker]

Since Carlos wasn’t keen on Valentine’s wish to bring a third person into the relationship (for a few yesrs he said) he should say no until that HUGE issue is worked out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gee, i hope we can watch Daniele peeing oni the stick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Johan won’t miss Daniele constantly haranguing him.

It'll be another touching airport scene. 
"Goodbye, darling, I'll miss you!"

"Goodbye mi amor! I'll be lost without you! Oh, here's your gate, you'd better hurry! Bye! Bye! BY-EEE!" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Abby and Gabby and Frankie. Zzzzzzzz

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gee, i hope we can watch Daniele peeing oni the stick.

I find myself quite annoyed by this twist. I mean, she and Johan haven't even visited a fertility specialist yet. How can I look at her peed-on pregnancy test before I've had a guided tour of her ovaries? 

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

gosh I hope Valentine talks about being a top in his marriage proposal.

“Will you penetrate my heart?”

[sainte-chapelle]

Frankie looks so unhealthy…dark circles under the eyes etc. Frankie…WTF just let it go you troll. These three need to get off my TV.

Edited January 17, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Tuneful]

23 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

They seem like a terrible match. As much as a snarked on Kenny I do think they balance each other out and make a lovely couple.

I'm calling it now: the gay PrEd and Liz. "Break up to make up, that's all we do..." Just put on The Stylistics. You'll save a fortune in therapist fees. But some people really like drama. 

Edited January 17, 2023 by Tuneful

[Frozendiva]

Frankie has an expensive fridge.

[Shelbie]

I think Frankie should change his name so that he rhymes as well. They could be Abby , Gabby and Tabby.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Frankie looks so unhealthy…dark circles under the eyes etc. Frankie…WTF just let it go you troll.

He looks very unwell. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Frankie, what’s the point? What difference does it make?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Frankie, what’s the point? What difference does it make?

Right? It just makes him look petty and foolish.

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He looks very unwell. 

Paging Dr. Now! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Frankie, be a mensch and play along with it.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe look at the person that you are, Frankie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Frankie. Honey. Look in the mirror and take a look at the person YOU are. You were a sex tourist hoping to pick up a hot piece of ass in Mexico. Give it up. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Frankie. Honey. Look in the mirror and take a look at the person YOU are. You were a sex tourist hoping to pick up a hot piece of ass in Mexico. Give it up. 

He is super salty about losing access to the sex.

[Gobi]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Frankie has an expensive fridge.

Don’t let Ronald know that!

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no, PASS on the Frankie shit. It’s all a storyline.

Hmm…let’s see what else we can bring up that is more lively and energetic than Frankie ever was…🧐 

At my daughter’s school, this year they are honoring a teacher who goes above and beyond to educate tons of students about math! He’s very energetic, very passionate about teaching kids, and very kind and helpful. He’s a great guy!

My daughter has decided to make a full playlist of songs from the year he was born. Just listening to five songs from 1983 will make you much, much happier than watching this trashy reality shit. It will instantly change your mood, for the better. She loves new wave and hopes that him and his family will appreciate the songs as well. My daughter was saying, “I wish I lived in 1983! There wasn’t nearly as much shit music as there is nowadays! I wonder what people were doing back then. I was born in the wrong generation.”

I figured we’d ask tons of people for 1983 anecdotes, from family and friends to even my doctor! But I wanna hear from you too, Primetimer snarkers! My daughter says she’s eager to hear from you: “What were you doing in 1983? Were you listening to music? Watching MTV? Buying Cabbage Patch dolls? Wearing fashionable clothing? What was your favorite movie or TV show? Etc.”

I have to say for me, 1983 was all about MJ’S Thriller.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos is going to make a huge mistake in 3….2…..1

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Don’t let Ronald know that!

Hey, did you know he has a gambling problem? 😳

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oooooh, Valentine wrote the song! Who would have ever known?

[Pepper Mostly]

Valentine is singing. Wake me up when he starts singing about his ass cheeks. 

[sainte-chapelle]

He wrote a song, we have another Tarik on our hands

[Hotel Snarker]

OH SHIT, HERE WE GO WITH THE SINGING. LIBBY’S RENDITION OF MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB — TREATING IT LIKE A MARIAH CAREY SONG — WAS ENOUGH. VALENTINE IS TORTURING US.

[Frozendiva]

Quite the grand gesture.

Nice of Valentine to invite the family.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Valentine thinks he blew Carlos? What?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Valentine is singing. Wake me up when he starts singing about his ass cheeks. 

…and penetrating.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos’ sister actually smiled. There’s that!

[Frozendiva]

They seem to be an odd pair.

[sainte-chapelle]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Frankie. Honey. Look in the mirror and take a look at the person YOU are. You were a sex tourist hoping to pick up a hot piece of ass in Mexico. Give it up. 

Typical ‘nice guy’. He was okay interfering in the relationship when he was the one who held all the cards. He wanted Abbyto be crushed and when she wasn’t he decided to try to ruin things for her…pretending that he cares about Gabby and her feelings…fuck off Frankie

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

I figured we’d ask tons of people for 1983 anecdotes, from family and friends to even my doctor! But I wanna hear from you too, Primetimer snarkers! My daughter says she’s eager to hear from you: “What were you doing in 1983? Were you listening to music? Watching MTV? Buying Cabbage Patch dolls? Wearing fashionable clothing? What was your favorite movie or TV show? Etc.”

I have to say for me, 1983 was all about MJ’S Thriller.

I was 29, had a super fun roommate and a banging social life. I LOVED MTV. I was crazy about Culture Club, Eurythmics, ABC, Human League, Men At Work, Cyndi Lauper, Duran Duran, Dave Edmunds, Nick Lowe, Graham Parker, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.....on and on. I bought my clothes at a second hand shop on Newbury street in Boston and was very much a Ralph Lauren urban cowgirl. I had a 23 inch waist. Life was good!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am 100% positive that Sherlon will turn over a new leaf and become the man that Aryanna wants him to be.

[Frozendiva]

Sherlon won’t mind being left alone.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Sherlon won’t mind being left alone.

He is positively LONGING for it.