90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[goofygirl]

Seems like she needs to pray for a better job or ANOTHER job in addition to the one she has, to get some good old $$$$$!!!!

Did your spiritual adviser tell you THAT?

[Hotel Snarker]

“The gods and goddesses” surely will go with Yohan’s fundamentalism.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes the banana tree. What happens if it doesn’t live?

[tvrox]

Oh yeah this ritual is definitely going to help your fertility LOL. 

And of course he's friends with other international women on social media. Wake up girl. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Will the banana tree stop him from sticking his banana elsewhere? Magic eight ball says “ doubtful “

Edited December 27, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[kacesq]

Johan seems very chill,

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is who is educating your children, folks.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is who is educating your children, folks.

She’s a teacher???????

 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Here comes the banana tree. What happens if it doesn’t live?

No baby.  Yohon has another woman.  Something like that.

[kacesq]

Carlos little twirly mustache irks me. Had to say it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

She’s a teacher???????

 

I think she said something about being a teacher in the first episode, but i may be mistaken.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think she said something about being a teacher in the first episode, but i may be mistaken.

No that sounds familiar now. Sigh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Valentine makes me queasy.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is who is educating your children, folks.

Wait, so she’s a TEACHER?!?!?! I don’t recall ever hearing that.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Valentine makes me queasy.

I don’t like him at all. He seems slimy and sleazy to me.

[sainte-chapelle]

I do not like Valentines…I do not like moustache man. They both seem exhausting 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Carlos little twirly mustache irks me. Had to say it.

Ikr? I can not take him seriously 

[Hotel Snarker]

Boy, some wild animals are going to be THRILLED with that fruity eggy treasure trove!

[sainte-chapelle]

How old are these guys? They seem a little old to be clubbing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that club is really hopping quiet.

[kacesq]

Valentine’s self regard is inordinately high….

[Mr. Miner]

Fucking buffoon!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, that club is really hopping quiet.

It is probably too early….I remember clubs didn’t really get going until 11pm 

[Auntie Anxiety]

There’s a lot about Valentine that makes me uncomfortable. He’s sickening.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think she said something about being a teacher in the first episode, but i may be mistaken.

I recall her saying she was a teacher

[Hotel Snarker]

Yes! Dancing at the club will magically make all the doubts and issues disappear!

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

There’s a lot about Valentine that makes me uncomfortable. He’s sickening.

He’s just so annoying.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

There’s a lot about Valentine that makes me uncomfortable. He’s sickening.

It is all about Val and what makes him comfortable…an attention whore who doesn’t know how to read a room. The type to scream “ but I am an American “ while getting arrested for breaking local laws

Edited December 27, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

No matter what his orientation is, I cannot stand a narcissistic, attention-seeking asshole like Valentine. No WONDER he’s a top.

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, that club is really hopping quiet.

I think it was too early at night. Colombians stay up late, and I can imagine the clubs don't get going until much later. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Valentine is being a jerk. He is not sensitive to the local gay culture and is stupidly attempting to bulldoze people at that gay bar.

[kacesq]

I find the Slaton sisters painful to watch…

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Valentine is being a jerk. He is not sensitive to the local gay culture and is stupidly attempting to bulldoze people at that gay bar.

Yep, because it is all about him….I hate people like him. Don’t care what your orientation is, a jerk is a jerk.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Valentine is the person who doesn’t give a shit about how his behavior affects anyone else. Run for the hills, Mr. Moustache.

[kacesq]

My parents were married for decades before he passed…they did not need to constantly refer to each other as “my love”

[Hotel Snarker]

Frankie, take the belt off the jeans before packing them.

[kacesq]

Wait…it’s Gabby and Abby? Lol.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yep, because it is all about him….I hate people like him. Don’t care what your orientation is, a jerk is a jerk.

He’s the WORST! I feel like dude is going to get Carlos into trouble.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hope they steal all your money.

[judylo]

I don’t understand how those girls find him attractive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby is in for a rude awakening. Abby is throwing her over for a green card this?

[kacesq]

I feel like Gabby and Abby have a plan to separate Frankie from his worldly possessions…

[Hotel Snarker]

That's cruel talking like that when Gabby doesn't understand a word they're saying.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

I feel like Gabby and Abby have a plan to separate Frankie from his worldly possessions…

Please let this happen 

[kacesq]

I pick up Odin and “his mom”….oh Aryanna…he don’t care about you at all. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I don’t understand how those girls find him attractive.

They are looking at him through green card coloured glasses

[Auntie Anxiety]

Odin gets his fingers stuck in the AC unit in 3....2.....1

Aryanna needs a break because having her mother take care of the kid is exhausting.

[Hotel Snarker]

Man pays zero in child support. 🤢

[sainte-chapelle]

How cute is Odin? Sweet little thing.

[kacesq]

You’ve been parenting Odin “alone” because you got knocked up by your vacation fling…and let’s not pretend your mom hasn’t been helping a lot.

who the hell are you to “test him”? Does he get to test you?

[Mr. Miner]

I hate this fucking cow!