90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

How much do you think this guy earns from his “readings?” $200 per session?

[Pepper Mostly]

Does this silly bint think that Yohan hasn't boinked any of these lovely hotel guests before? 

Take him to a river and plant a banana tree? She has "mark" written all over her. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Plant a banana tree and no peanuts

[Hotel Snarker]

Keep away from penis? Penis? Peanuts!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How much do you think this guy earns from his “readings?” $200 per session?

Right? He was her coming. "Wear light colored clothing" "OK! Wow, I feel great! This man is a true spiritual teacher!". 

[Frozendiva]

Is he 6’7?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Smoke detector goes off in 3....2......1

[Frozendiva]

Surprised the fire alarm didn’t go off.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Her rose quartz healing stone broke. Such symbolism for a doomed relationship, albeit quite phallic.

Edited December 20, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[judylo]

The woo woo is up the butt with this one.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I dropped my rose quartz healing stone". DISASTER. 

"I'm all about signs". 

I simply cannot with this simpleton. I see people like her in Salem all the time. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

The woo woo is up the butt with this one.

So I guess he’s not a top.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will Aryanna’s equally annoying mother be joining her and Odin on the trip. Someone needs to threaten Sherlon when this all goes to shit.

[Hotel Snarker]

I need to clear the energy of this room, remove everything black, eliminate all nuts, set up my altar, and plant a banana tree. Then put eggs on it.

[sainte-chapelle]

I was really into crystals etc when I was younger but it was mostly fun. I still went to the doctor and didn’t let crystals guide my decisions. I still think they are pretty.

He doesn’t WANT you Aryanna. Take a hint

Edited December 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So I guess he’s not a top.

But I meant Danielle!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon is questioning his deep feelings for Aryanna, basically because there are none.

[Pepper Mostly]

So Aryanna's been on the phone with Sherlon for less than five minutes and she's nagging him already. 

HE USED TO TELL YOU YOU WERE PRETTY AND LOOKED GOOD AND WERE SEXY BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GO TO BED WITH YOU, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

[judylo]

Aryanna looks a bit cuter. I think it’s the fake eyelashes.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I dropped my rose quartz healing stone". DISASTER. 

"I'm all about signs". 

I simply cannot with this simpleton. I see people like her in Salem all the time. 

I bet! All my witchy woo friends have been there at least once.

[Hotel Snarker]

Aryanna does not seem like she's living in reality, this dude did not ever seem like he was interested in a relationship or being a family.

[Pepper Mostly]

There is no need to keep your life on hold, Aryanna. He has made it abundantly clear what his feelings are. Stop, recalibrate, and make a plan to co-parent as best you can. 

But she won't. If Sherlon does't want to marry her, she'll keep that baby from him. Take that to the bank.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There is no need to keep your life on hold, Aryanna. He has made it abundantly clear what his feelings are. Stop, recalibrate, and make a plan to co-parent as best you can. 

But she won't. If Sherlon does't want to marry her, she'll keep that baby from him. Take that to the bank.

All she talks about are HER feelings, she barely mentions Odin. What about Sherlon and his feelings? All of nothing with this bitch. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Every time I hear Tammy Slaton burping on that preview it makes me want to punch the TV.

[Shelbie]

Is it just me or does it seem like this episode has been on for four hours already .

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I was really into crystals etc when I was younger but it was mostly fun. I still went to the doctor and didn’t let crystals guide my decisions. I still think they are pretty.

He doesn’t WANT you. Take a hint

Hey, there's room for a certain amount of woo in the world. I read Tarot and have for decades. I have friends who are Wiccans and pagans and everything else you can imagine. I respect it. But this woman is a silly, superficial dilettante. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

These two are already arguing like a husband and wife. God knows what will happen when each of them wants the top position.

[Pepper Mostly]

Valentine is insufferable. Run for your life, Carlos.

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Is it just me or does it seem like this episode has been on for four hours already .

Not just you. I'm dying over here. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey, there's room for a certain amount of woo in the world. I read Tarot and have for decades. I have friends who are Wiccans and pagans and everything else you can imagine. I respect it. But this woman is a silly, superficial dilettante. 

Agree. My closest friend who just passed was Wiccan. She did healing spells but still went to the doctor and took care of her health with medication etc.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake, you bought booze for someone who does not drink? This relationship is DOOMED.

[Hotel Snarker]

New series idea! Trouble in Paradise: Say It Ain’t So!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh. Love Trouble in Paradise.

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

New series idea! Trouble in Paradise: Say It Ain’t So!

Great minds, @Hotel Snarker.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You are the most important person on earth to me. Which is why I ignored your wished and bought booze even though you told me you don't drink". 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh my GOD it isn’t a big deal….just say you misunderstood and let it go. You were wrong and you could have bought a bottle of sparkling cider and a bottle of champagne. Christ on a cracker 

Edited December 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

I just would have pretended to take a sip.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I just would have pretended to take a sip.

Or dumped it in the planter when he wasn’t looking

[Hotel Snarker]

9 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Is it just me or does it seem like this episode has been on for four hours already .

Are we there yet? 😉 

[sainte-chapelle]

I wish they would bring Rebecca back so she could punch Angie in the face and break her new teeth

[judylo]

Aargh, why did they have to do site maintenance during this chat? I thought it was scheduled for earlier in the day! We were having so much fun …

[Gobi]

8 hours ago, judylo said:

But I meant Danielle!

Oops! I was just reading the comments without watching, didn't know about whom you were posting.

Edited December 20, 2022 by Gobi

[magemaud]

On 12/19/2022 at 9:22 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

"Wear light colored clothing"

Gee, who would have thought to wear light colors instead of black in a tropical climate? Thanks, Baba! That’s genius! 

Edited December 21, 2022 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

12 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Gee, who would have thought to wear light colors instead of black in a tropical climate? That’s genius! 

And don't forget her struggles! She lives in NYC! Where everyone wears black, all the time! She had to get rid of all her winter coats because no winter coats are made in any color other than black, apparently. 

I can see that this delusional twit is going to provide us with hours of amusement.

[Auntie Anxiety]

9 hours ago, judylo said:

Aargh, why did they have to do site maintenance during this chat? I thought it was scheduled for earlier in the day! We were having so much fun …

This is why we can’t have anything nice.

[magemaud]

11 hours ago, judylo said:

Aargh, why did they have to do site maintenance during this chat? I thought it was scheduled for earlier in the day! We were having so much fun …

and we came back to a new format that was almost unrecognizable! 

[judylo]

So, which is the preferred forum for the nonlive discussion? Caribbean Love, or the old Love in Paradise one?

[Frozendiva]

The Caribbean Love one has the most posts, so either that or start a new updated thread! Or simply send a note to the moderator to change the title to Love In Paradise.

Edited December 20, 2022 by Frozendiva

[Hotel Snarker]

15 hours ago, judylo said:

Aargh, why did they have to do site maintenance during this chat? I thought it was scheduled for earlier in the day! We were having so much fun …

I just let out a big screech when I got the maintenance note. I was like, “Grrrrrr, dammit!”

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

and we came back to a new format that was almost unrecognizable! 

Today’s newest forum is even worse! I had to figure out how to get my way around the new gadgets and it was so confusing for me.

[BAForever]

4 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Today’s newest forum is even worse! I had to figure out how to get my way around the new gadgets and it was so confusing for me.

Been practicing on it as I'm off work today. I think changes are going to be good. Seems easier to read. Love these forums, they are my free and no calorie guilty pleasure.

[Pepper Mostly]

14 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Today’s newest forum is even worse! I had to figure out how to get my way around the new gadgets and it was so confusing for me.

Hang in there, you'll soon get used to it! 

 

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hang in there, you'll soon get used to it! 

 

Right before they change it again.