90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait, they haven't talked in 9 years after they were so close and he is gonna ask her to move in with him? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Nice euphemism, "continued our incredible time together."

Have to give him points for not being crude or adding a wink or a leer. Take a lesson, Ed. 

[Frozendiva]

Key doesn't believe in monogamy. She and Mark aren't on two different pages. Both are in different books.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Translation of why Kay waited nine years / she was broke and idiot has money.

I wasn’t paying attention did he pay for her rehab?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait, they haven't talked in 9 years after they were so close and he is gonna ask her to move in with him? 

Call me crazy but I think that there are a few gaps in this story. Maybe a few details that Mark and Key aren't telling us. Just a hunch.

Edited November 16, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Have to give him points for not being crude or adding a wink or a leer. Take a lesson, Ed. 

Soapdirt has an article on Ed today. He and Liz were at some wedding trying to catch the bouquet. I think he knocked her over and she hurt her ankle.

[Gobi]

" Having multiple sex partners is healthier. Just the added exposure to STDs alone is worth it. "

[Auntie Anxiety]

My phone is broken so can you bring me one? Sharp, we’ve seen this about a thousand times already. Get some new writers.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Keys body says health but face says meth

Mealth,

[Hotel Snarker]

So he wants a marriage while she wants an open relationship?

Oh man...these two are not seeming compatible.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Soapdirt has an article on Ed today. He and Liz were at some wedding trying to catch the bouquet. I think he knocked her over and she hurt her ankle.

Of course he did….it’s all about Ed making it about him and trying to be in all the photos. The toss isn’t for you Ed. Asshole

Just now, OneGuy said:

Mealth,

Dead

[Gobi]

Corey and Evilyn 2.0.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

" Having multiple sex partners is healthier. Just the added exposure to STDs alone is worth it. "

Part of the thrill. Living on the edge. "Will our incredible time together result in chlamydia? Or a case of crabs? Or a BABY? Woohoo!"

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Soapdirt has an article on Ed today. He and Liz were at some wedding trying to catch the bouquet. I think he knocked her over and she hurt her ankle.

Liz hasn't learned to let Egg go yet? What is wrong with her?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Liz hasn't learned to let Egg go yet? What is wrong with her?

No idea. You don't knock down someone who is wearing high heels.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Part of the thrill. Living on the edge. "Will our incredible time together result in chlamydia? Or a case of crabs? Or a BABY? Woohoo!"

Russian roulette. Every spin results in a win.

[sainte-chapelle]

My friend had unprotected sex once with a guy she was dating when she was in her 20s she got herpes poor thing.  Always get them to wrap it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber hopes he can contribute financially very soon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[OneGuy]

Janice needs to come in and ask each of these guys if they "cheated" on their vacation flings.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Call me crazy but I think that there are a few gaps in this story. Maybe a few details that Mark and Key aren't telling us. Just a hunch.

Yeah, the story is really iffy. Either missing details or it's a tragically stupid situation.

[Gobi]

"And my car broke down. Can you bring me another one?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Claiming that you broke your phone is an excuse that Bini never thought of. Yes, he’s that stupid.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Soapdirt has an article on Ed today. He and Liz were at some wedding trying to catch the bouquet. I think he knocked her over and she hurt her ankle.

Jesus Christ he's a sick fuck. Why was he horning in on the toss? 

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Corey and Evilyn 2.0.

I was thinking the exact same. Corey too was a restless adventure seeking globe trotter, till Evilyn de-balled him. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"And my car broke down. Can you bring me another one?"

Or steal her card and buy one like Juliana

[OneGuy]

Another version of "I gave up everything."

[Gobi]

Amber, allow me to introduce you to Jenny. You two have a lot in common.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber, fi you want to be a mother, have a baby. The last thing you need in your life is a man-boy. We’ve seen how that works out in many iterations of this shit show.

[Maybeitsme]

Honey he hasn't got anything done because...(altogether now) he's just not that into you

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amber hopes he can contribute financially very soon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Of all the famous last words uttered in the whole 90 Day franchise, these have to be the most tragically stupid. 

[Hotel Snarker]

She's the mother and he's the child.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus Christ he's a sick fuck. Why was he horning in on the toss? 

I was thinking the exact same. Corey too was a restless adventure seeking globe trotter, till Evilyn de-balled him. 

Not that Soapdirt is reliable.

Spoiler

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-big-ed-wrestles-liz-woods-over-bridal-bouquet/

 

[Frozendiva]

Four months is a long time to go without seeing someone because of Covid. I haven't seen friends in 19 months or so.

[Hotel Snarker]

Martine is crazy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine will be looking through Steven’s phone the minute she gets off the plane. 

[Gobi]

" It's been rough for Steven. For four months he's been tripping and falling into vaginas. "

[Hotel Snarker]

15 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Soapdirt has an article on Ed today. He and Liz were at some wedding trying to catch the bouquet. I think he knocked her over and she hurt her ankle.

What a nasty little creep. Ugh.

[Tuneful]

I only watched for a few minutes but Key is Trouble, baby. Her female friend was much more attractive--fresh-faced and looking, oddly, like Caroline Kennedy instead of 20 miles of bad road. Another dopey American bites the dust. 

 

About PrEd, it always has to be about him...and he was crazy jealous about Liz, had to have her under watch all the time. 

 

Edited November 16, 2021 by Tuneful

[Gobi]

"I'm leaving with either a ring on my finger or herpes. Probably herpes."

[OneGuy]

Airport greeting.  Check.

[Hotel Snarker]

Did he call her "Martini"?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Martine is crazy.

Martine is Darcey, it seems. "Where is my proposal?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Baby Doll? Is that anything like Baby Girl?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Airport greeting.  Check.

Only she missed the memo that she's supposed to complain about the flowers. 

[Maybeitsme]

Martine is in for heartbreak I'm afraid.  Steven loves their relationship for the fun carefree aspect,  party time but not full time

[Bees52]

Stephen only splurging because he wants one thing from this relationship, and it's NOT to get married.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I'm leaving with either a ring on my finger or herpes. Probably herpes."

"A ring of herpes on my finger."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine is going to go ballistic in 3....2.....1

[Pepper Mostly]

"You're the guy who was at the party last week"? Really? That's lame. Feed the girl a credible line, Sharp production team. 

[Hotel Snarker]

WTF WAS THAT? "You were that guy at the party, right? I love you!"........

[sainte-chapelle]

I went in 2 dates with a drummer and I stopped dating him. You want to know why? I realized he was a party dude and that isn’t really my scene. We weren’t compatible. Take notes Martine