90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Gobi]

"We'll always have ketomine."

[kacesq]

This is a very boring and anti climactic finale.

[Mr. Miner]

Bye Dork! I mean Mark.

[Frozendiva]

He doesn't seem to judge her. Accepts her for who she is.

[OneGuy]

The music builds to a crescendo.

[sainte-chapelle]

They don’t even speak the same language for fuck sakes…no,Spanish in 10 years?

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yet another airport scene. Yawn.

Isn't that on your Bingo card? Boring, sappy airport goodbye scene?

[Bees52]

Wait, was there this much PDA  when Mark arrived? Or during his entire stay?

[Maybeitsme]

Key seems more into him now than she ever has,  maybe they can make it together 

[kacesq]

Cute baby. Happy he’s ok.

[OneGuy]

I wonder if they got the last "Odin" script sign from Hobby Lobby.

[Frozendiva]

All that care and surgeries sound really expensive.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

This is a very boring and anti climactic finale.

Just like all the others. 

Just now, Bees52 said:

Wait, was there this much PDA  when Mark arrived? Or during his entire stay?

Are you kidding? They were practically humping at the airport!

[Hotel Snarker]

The music sounds like the beginning of 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton.

[sainte-chapelle]

The only likeable person is Odin

[kacesq]

And Ary is still pissed this guy won’t marry her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna is hitting that baby’s back like she thinks she‘S knocking on someone’s front door.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

And Ary is still pissed this guy won’t marry her.

Best not to rush into things.

[Hotel Snarker]

Born preemie, double hernia surgery, stomach infection, and blood transfusions!!! This baby has everything against him.

[Bees52]

Aww... I do hope sweet little Odin is as strong as a Viking. He's been through a lot already.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

All that care and surgeries sound really expensive.

My son had necrotizing enterocolitis and needed surgery on his bowel at four weeks old. He also needed blood. Fortunately, I had great insurance through my job and didn't pay one penny for hospital, surgery or follow up care. We were lucky. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna’s mother should wear her T-shirt: All I got out of the vacation is a grandson.

[Gobi]

Sherlon is too busy to visit. He has to raid Cornwall.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aryanna is hitting that baby’s back like she thinks she‘S knocking on someone’s front door.

I used to have to really whale on my guy to raise a burp. 

[kacesq]

Yes Miss Karen...because the guy lives in fucking Jamaica. He was never going to uproot himself. And honestly I would not be surprised if there weren’t other Odins and Odinettes scattered around the globe.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My son had necrotizing enterocolitis and needed surgery on his bowel at four weeks old. He also needed blood. Fortunately, I had great insurance through my job and didn't pay one penny for hospital, surgery or follow up care. We were lucky. 

I see it through the eyes of Canadian healthcare.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait Sherlon has no struggles? While they cut a bountiful of veggies in a beautiful home.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aryanna’s mother should wear her T-shirt: All I got out of the vacation is a grandson.

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna needs to face the facts. Sherlon is going to be ghosting her in 3....2......1

[Maybeitsme]

Aww baby Odin has been thru it, he must have some Viking blood in there somewhere 

 

[Gobi]

Aren't there any other couples we could watch?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait Sherlon has no struggles? While they cut a bountiful of veggies in a beautiful home.

These two are so tone deaf and clueless I cannot EVEN. 

[kacesq]

I don’t think I can take another season of the SIlvas. They look horrible and I’m not in the mood for their ridiculous shenanigans as they pretend to be serious business women.

[Mr. Miner]

I’ve never heard a guy say “look at the fingernails on that girl over there”. They look stupid, especially with a newborn. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

These two are so tone deaf and clueless I cannot EVEN. 

They don’t seem to be the sharpest tools in the shed.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Aryanna and her mother are clearly setting the stage to make sure that baby Odin knows his daddy is TRASH. Could Ary come up with some cover story? "You dad and I had a magical time together. A future wasn't in the cards for us but we got YOU and we both love you very much". NOOOOOOO. She is going to make herself the deserted damsel and that poor baby an abandoned orphan for his entire life. 

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait Sherlon has no struggles? While they cut a bountiful of veggies in a beautiful home.

Yeah, also this could be reframed.  Aryanna gets all this time to build a precious and meaningful relationship with her child while Sherlon has no such opportunity.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I don’t think I can take another season of the SIlvas. They look horrible and I’m not in the mood for their ridiculous shenanigans as they pretend to be serious business women.

I guess they’re never going to realize that all the plastic surgery is making them look older. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yes Miss Karen...because the guy lives in fucking Jamaica. He was never going to uproot himself. And honestly I would not be surprised if there weren’t other Odins and Odinettes scattered around the globe.

IDK, I feel like Odinette would be a terrible name for a baby.

Please tell me Darcey and Stacey did not make that song for real. Like, I really hope they didn't put it on a major record label or something.

[Frozendiva]

The Silvas look top heavy. Like they can topple over.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And Aryanna and her mother are clearly setting the stage to make sure that baby Odin knows his daddy is TRASH. Could Ary come up with some cover story? "You dad and I had a magical time together. A future wasn't in the cards for us but we got YOU and we both love you very much". NOOOOOOO. She is going to make herself the deserted damsel and that poor baby an abandoned orphan for his entire life. 

Granny will be raising that baby. Even if he did make it to the US all they would do is criticize his every move.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And Aryanna and her mother are clearly setting the stage to make sure that baby Odin knows his daddy is TRASH. Could Ary come up with some cover story? "You dad and I had a magical time together. A future wasn't in the cards for us but we got YOU and we both love you very much". NOOOOOOO. She is going to make herself the deserted damsel and that poor baby an abandoned orphan for his entire life. 

Miss Karen's being a 'Karen' thinking Sherlon can ramrod through Covid back-ups in the system.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now at bat, the selfless wonder known as Amber.

[Frozendiva]

The rest of your life is a long time. Seriously.

[OneGuy]

Daniel articulates the vacation fling intention.  Honesty for a change.

[Gobi]

God it looks like Daniel, must be the visa in my eye.

[sainte-chapelle]

I want to live in America…err I mean with Amber the rest of my life 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now at bat, the selfless wonder known as Amber.

God that hideous rictus that passes for a smile! It says "I am going to tear out your still beating heart and devour it before your horrified, dying eyes".

[Hotel Snarker]

That’s what his family really cares about, America. Maybe she’ll learn her lesson for being so thirsty.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber, look what Daniel is sacrificing for you! He’s giving up everything, even his car.