90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven, Martine will NEVER let you forget it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Steven. Its called "delete". Sheesh.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am convinced that he has a wife and several kids stashed away somewhere. And that his wife is hotter and kinder than Aryanna. 

I have been to Quincy before, and if I was Sherlon I would NEVER leave Jamaica to come here. Sorry!!

[Bees52]

An entanglement, Steven?!!  Lawd... you met that girl like you met Martine!

[sainte-chapelle]

She wants HIM to work harder?!?! Jesus take the wheel

[Gobi]

Is Martini going bald?

[Burning Rubber]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor delusional Aryanna thinks that Sherlon is attracted to her.

She has a weird 60 year old face, minus the wrinkles. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine’s scalp looks like mine did before I started taking my daily Biotin.

[Frozendiva]

Both have weird hairlines. Or wigs.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

An entanglement, Steven?!!  Lawd... you met that girl like you met Martine!

And seriously, Martine only visits how often? Once a month? Steven's a young man who's in the entertainment business. Steven and Martine both need to seriously evaluate what they want. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Healthy communication? Wow.

[Burning Rubber]

Someone tell me if I'm nuts - Amber is massively pregnant in her talking heads.

[sainte-chapelle]

So Kim is buying Usman’s love?

Edited December 21, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And seriously, Martine only visits how often? Once a month? Steven's a young man who's in the entertainment business. Steven and Martine both need to seriously evaluate what they want. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She wants HIM to work harder?!?! Jesus take the wheel

In Martine world, everyone else needs to do the heavy lifting. Martine is a blameless angel. 

[Frozendiva]

The diet ads are starting early. Usually you see them Boxing Day (Dec. 26).

[sainte-chapelle]

Are you not supposed to wear anything else with the leakproof underwear? …that seems …a touch gross to me 

Edited December 21, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to cheat on my diet. Like every day.

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So Kim is buying Usman’s love?

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, er, XBox or Playstation.

[Burning Rubber]

Pregnant or not?

[Pepper Mostly]

Key is FIT.

[Gobi]

I thought we were done with Mark and Key?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark needs time for them to figure out what they need to do. Ummm, I think you know what to do, mark. Pack your bags. You were voted off the island.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Gobi said:

I thought we were done with Mark and Key?

So did Key.

[Mr. Miner]

I had a dream that I would wake up and suddenly speak Spanish.

[Pepper Mostly]

We have to have the obligatory scene with the "friend who is brutally honest and has no filter".

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Mark, you visit Key on vacation, you don’t really know her as well as you think. You can’t even communicate with her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark is delaying the inevitable. Cut your losses, bro. She’s just not that into you.

[Mr. Miner]

She’s in the other room packing his shit.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said:

Pregnant or not?

Too many snacks?

[Bees52]

Who's this girl, again? Friend, relative? She doesn't seem at all sad that he and Key are not working out...

[Gobi]

"We have a 'don't ask, don't tell' relationship. I don't ask her anything in Spanish, and she doesn't tell me anything in English."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mark needs time for them to figure out what they need to do. Ummm, I think you know what to do, mark. Pack your bags. You were voted off the island.

Right? What is there to talk about? 

Oh, Friend Mark is so insightful! "There's a big difference between loving someone and being in love with someone". What is she, thirteen? 

And now Mark is talking about what kind of relationship he wants. I CANNOT with this guy. SHE DOES NOT LOVE YOU. SHE DOES NOT WANT THE RELATIONSHIP YOU WANT.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mark, just stop with all the I, I, I, I, I bullshit.

[Gobi]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Who's this girl, again? Friend, relative? She doesn't seem at all sad that he and Key are not working out...

A producer's assistant for Sharp.

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor Jazz looks like a 45 year old sub urban housewife

[Pepper Mostly]

He won't even try to speak her language. Fuck him. He's another "nice guy" who thinks a woman owes him because its what HE wants. 

[Frozendiva]

Their status.

 

Spoiler

https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-love-in-paradise-caribbean-couples-still-together/

 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mark, just stop with all the I, I, I, I, I bullshit.

Does he ever ask her about herself or her life outside of anything that relates to him?

[sainte-chapelle]

He doesn’t want to have sex with you Ary

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good to see Aryanna is eating a healthy diet.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Taking care of me". She expects him to wait on her hand and foot. She is awful. 

[OneGuy]

I've got to do a tiktok of me brushing my teeth.  I'm sure it would get tons of views.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ary acts like she is not forcing marriage, but she wants a fiance Visa? And she should NOT name a son after a father he will never see. This is the last time she will see Sherlon. This was a vacation hook up with a guy who services a swingers resort. Get real girl.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

He doesn’t want to have sex with you Ary

Take that to the bank. 

And now she's criticizing the chickens. Oy.

[sainte-chapelle]

OMG I want that lobster please

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lobster in the rough. And Aryanna is fantasizing about what a real date seems like, since she’s probably never actually been on one.

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to be a real couple going out on a date. She is pathetic. 

She has a perma-scowl. What a very unattractive person.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why stop at Odin? The kid’s middle name should be Ragnar.

[Frozendiva]

My cousin's orange cat is Odin. The grey one is Loki.