90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[OneGuy]

"Have a plan" is the theme for the night.

[My Girls]

Poor guy is so screwed!

[Hotel Snarker]

I love Steven Sr.’s accent!

[Pepper Mostly]

No, you've never talked about it because IT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Now I want Jerk chicken. My city has a lot of great Jamaican restaurants…yummmm

[Frozendiva]

If you are not ready for marriage, why did you knock up a girl? Some folks do like the idea of the shotgun wedding.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m 99.9% sure Sherlon isn’t going to marry her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Aryanna insisting on getting married? Its 2021! If she wants to have a baby, then she can have a baby. I'm baffled, really. 

[Gobi]

"I take marriage very seriously. Getting someone pregnant, not so much."

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh boy that pregnant lady looks like a Slatton sister. Slack jawed and confused.

he doesn’t love you idiot you were a vacation lay

Edited December 7, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[OneGuy]

Marriage "takes trust, takes commitment" characteristics neither of us have.

[Frozendiva]

Aryanna, no guy is forced to marry the mother of his child.

[Mr. Miner]

I think Sherlon would just love Quincy, IL

[Frozendiva]

Sherlon(ck), you are still on the hook for financial support for your son.

[Hotel Snarker]

He ain’t giving up his swinger lifestyle to come be a daddy in the states.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Now I want Jerk chicken. My city has a lot of great Jamaican restaurants…yummmm

I've made jerk chicken, its super easy and DELICIOUS. 

 

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Aryanna, no guy is forced to marry the mother of his child.

This is what I'm not getting. They aren't a couple of high school kids in 1963. She's a modern woman who had unprotected sex on vacation! In an effort to trap a husband? That's pretty poor, Aryanna.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is Aryanna insisting on getting married? Its 2021! If she wants to have a baby, then she can have a baby. I'm baffled, really. 

Nothing says happy marriage than forcing a guy into it. I’d rather be a single mom than married to a guy who doesn’t want me.

[OneGuy]

There Amber goes expecting monogamy and stuff.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I've made jerk chicken, its super easy and DELICIOUS. 

 

This is what I'm not getting. They aren't a couple of high school kids in 1963. She's a modern woman who had unprotected sex on vacation! In an effort to trap a husband? That's pretty poor, Aryanna.

Jerk chicken seems daunting but maybe I’ll give it a shot! A lot of ingredients and long cooking times I think….

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I've made jerk chicken, its super easy and DELICIOUS. 

 

This is what I'm not getting. They aren't a couple of high school kids in 1963. She's a modern woman who had unprotected sex on vacation! In an effort to trap a husband? That's pretty poor, Aryanna.

Same as KGB my former coworker. Mama was demanding a grandchild and so KGB found a willing sucker. He didn't marry her.

[MChic]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Nothing says happy marriage than forcing a guy into it. I’d rather be a single mom than married to a guy who doesn’t want me.

I don’t understand why she’d want to marry a complete stranger. 
 

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Nothing says happy marriage than forcing a guy into it. I’d rather be a single mom than married to a guy who doesn’t want me.

And she approaches every conversation with Sherlon like they've been together for a  existing, committed relationship of long standing, not like "yikes, I'm preggers, I want to keep the baby, do you want to be in his life?". Sheesh. 

It reminds me of a book everyone read when I was in 8th grade: "Mr. and Mrs. BoJo Jones." (1968) Girl gets pregnant at 16, she and her dumbbell boyfriend get married, the trials and tribulations of teen pregnancy and its consequences, blah blah blah. It seems so quaint today. And I keep thinking that to Aryanna its a book of instructions. 

Edited December 7, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[My Girls]

Crack Ho time!

[sainte-chapelle]

This isn’t love it is sexual energy. Have they ever lived together for an extended period? They are in a 10 year honeymoon phase.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Jerk chicken seems daunting but maybe I’ll give it a shot! A lot of ingredients and long cooking times I think….

Lots of ingredients but all you do is mix them all up in the cuisinart, then marinate your chicken for a while, then throw it on the grill or in the oven. Its a cinch!

[Mr. Miner]

She’s a butterface a little bit!

[Gobi]

Casa del meth.

[Frozendiva]

Mark, there isn't a future with Key.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god Mark's Spanish is crap. I'm thinking Key might not be the only druggie in the room. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This woman is bad ass.

[candall]

I don't have the requisite joie de vivre for this shitshow tonight. 

Preggy is giving Sherlon every opening in the world to just say, "Sorry, I'm not into fatherhood.  Or you.  Or your nag of a mother.  Or Ohio Illinois.  Look me up when you're back in town, or maybe don't."  And he absolutely refuses to say it.  "I don't like hard conversations."  Well, join the human race club, bucko--no one does.  That's why they're hard.

 

Every last one of these mainlanders needs to pack up a souvenir pineapple or a hashpipe or something else regional, go home and leave the lotus-eaters to continue their happy island lives.

Bah humbug.

 

[Mr. Miner]

I’ve never seen a guy wear a cap over his ears before. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I don't have the requisite joie de vivre for this shitshow tonight. 

Preggy is giving Sherlon every opening in the world to just say, "Sorry, I'm not into fatherhood.  Or you.  Or your nag of a mother.  Or Ohio Illinois.  Look me up when you're back in town, or maybe don't."  And he absolutely refuses to say it.  "I don't like hard conversations."  Well, join the human race club, bucko--no one does.  That's why they're hard.

 

Every last one of these mainlanders needs to pack up a souvenir pineapple or a hashpipe or something else regional, go home and leave the lotus-eaters to continue their happy island lives.

Bah humbug.

 

I misread Preggy as Perogy.

[sainte-chapelle]

She is super fit but that orange top makes her look big. Very unflattering 

[Hotel Snarker]

Key and Mark seem very inauthentic like they are nearly strangers. Just like Sherlon and that pregnant lady. Martine and DJ seem like a couple, albeit not a great one.

Also, Key and Mark seem like they are mismatched and wanting different things for their lives and what they are looking for.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

I’ve never seen a guy wear a cap over his ears before. 🤷🏻‍♂️

He must have a tiny tiny head. 

[OneGuy]

I keep feeling like I'm in junior high when they show the map graphic.

[CrazyInAlabama]

It terrifies me that so many of the show participants have unprotected sex with strangers, and often with strangers that are active with anyone that visits.     

How would it even work for a k-1 fiance visa (Daniel) to get his mother and brother into the U.S.?    I guess that would mean that the U.S. citizen (Amber) would have to sponsor them too?    

Edited December 7, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Frozendiva]

Blondie, his priorities are to bring the entire family to the US on your dime.

[Gobi]

"I have an idea."

Treat it kindly, it's in a strange place.

[sainte-chapelle]

Did he call the cat my boy? Let’s make sure the fridge is still there.

[Pepper Mostly]

Amber's only 30? I thought she was 40.

And she "wants to put it behind us and have fun tonight". She looks like she is a complete stranger to anything resembling fun! She's such a dud. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh lord he is just having a conversation 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Amber's only 30? I thought she was 40.

And she "wants to put it behind us and have fun tonight". She looks like she is a complete stranger to anything resembling fun! She's such a dud. 

Amber is no Caroline.

[Gobi]

She's ready to smack a ho!

[Hotel Snarker]

Amber already looks like the 4th wheel...

[Mr. Miner]

Who’s going to pay the tab?

[Pepper Mostly]

Another one who wants her guy on lockdown. Don't even speak to another woman. Even to order a sandwich at the deli. 

[Hotel Snarker]

She's overreacting - red flag. He was waiting for their drinks and speaking to the woman standing beside him. Doesn't mean he was going to have sex with her.

[Maybeitsme]

HA when you get to America you will meet other people!