90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna, don’t waste your time and money. You are just one in a long line of Sherlon’s baby mamas.

[candall]

Oh, dear.  She was super fat, then she lost a hundred pounds, bought a dozen sexy snazzy swimsuits and went on an island vay-kay.

Now she's back, hoping to browbeat her babydaddy into marriage and she only has a grey one and a black one.

The swimsuit as metaphor.

 

 

Edited November 30, 2021 by candall

[Gobi]

I eagerly await someone saying "No shit, Sherlon!"

Edited November 30, 2021 by Gobi

[Hotel Snarker]

Why would she assume he wants to be with her?

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does Aryanna have even one tiny shred of a notion of an idea that Sherlon has any interest in having a "relationship"? She so wooden headed and stupid that she can't see that he's being at best, polite, and at worst, indifferent. 

Pro tip, dumdum, if you didn't want to be a stereotypical single mom with an absent "baby daddy", you should have chosen your fuckbuddy more wisely. I simply cannot with this twit. 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[candall]

"How dare you!"  LOLOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Been a pleasure snarking with you tonight. Can’t deal with those sisters; i’ll Have nightmares. Stay strong, be safe and ;live your best life. Have a great week.

[sainte-chapelle]

Goodnight all….see some of you on Wed!

[Hotel Snarker]

You ARE being boxed in, Sherlock!

[Maybeitsme]

I'm out. Later gaters. I can't do the 1000 lbs sisters 

[Gobi]

So long for now, fellow snarkers. I have to go practice my craft.

[OneGuy]

Oops, I accidentally entered the 1,000 pound portal.  I'm quickly leaving.  Thanks  for the snark.  I'll see you all next Sunday.

Edited November 30, 2021 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, my snarky dears, that was fun. See you around the forum (Pounders, Wednesday night-its a date). Meanwhile, stay safe, wear your masks, schedule that booster! I love you all. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, my friends! This was so mach enjoyable and you all were on fire tonite! I cannot wait to enjoy more of this shitshow with you next week! I will see some of you around the forums! Have a great night! Peace out.

[Frozendiva]

Thanks for the company. Was feeling a bit low this evening and the laughs from everyone helped.

[candall]

Those sisters really harsh the snarky happy buzz around here.  See ya!  (whoosh)

 

[Bees52]

Oops, I dozed off somewhere there.

 

Good night all. 😴

[Maybeitsme]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

So long for now, fellow snarkers. I have to go practice my craft.

Perfect 🥰 

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3 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She was on the hunt for a vacation fuck. Sherlon was stupid happy to accommodate. Sucks to be him.

Maybe not.  I doubt dimwit and dimwit mom will figure out how to collect international child support.  He’s not moving to Quincy.

3 hours ago, Gobi said:

Key has really nailed that crack whore look.

She’s the Ketamine Queen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

48 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Maybe not.  I doubt dimwit and dimwit mom will figure out how to collect international child support.  He’s not moving to Quincy.

Oh, there is no way in hell that he'd move to the States. I figure he’ll send one or two checks initially and then disappear. But it has to suck to have to listen to Aryanna and Karen in stereo in the meantime.

[Hotel Snarker]

On 11/30/2021 at 1:19 AM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh, there is no way in hell that he'd move to the States. I figure he’ll send one or two checks initially and then disappear. But it has to suck to have to listen to Aryanna and Karen in stereo in the meantime.

The AUDACITY of Karen to interrogate poor Sherlon like that! 

[Gobi]

I hope everyone has been practicing their craft and is ready to snark.

[Pepper Mostly]

Helloooooo peeps! Any other gluttons for punishment up in this bitch?

[Hotel Snarker]

Good evening my peeps! Let's snark on more people chasing vacation dick! It's gonna be so mach fun!

I am feeling better now than I was this morning. I have taken medicine and will go to the doctor's on Wednesday afternoon. I am still recovering from the creep that is SteVen, though.

[Frozendiva]

I could use a month in the sun.

[OneGuy]

I remained safely away from TLC until The Family Chantwatch concluded.  Good evening all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here I am. Did I miss anything? Just kidding.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Here I am. Did I miss anything? Just kidding.

You missed the bitch ass slut ass whores.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am here and suffered through the last 10 min of Family Chantel. It seems Pedro gets along well with River and Co.

[OneGuy]

If the next step is falling into you again, he is sure about taking the next step Martine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine won’t be happy until, um, never, because even if she does marry Steven, she’ll have a terrible time trusting him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, what a fun bunch they look like! I can hardly wait to see all the family fun.

[Frozendiva]

What's for dinner? Jerk chicken?

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What's for dinner? Jerk chicken?

Penis soup?

[OneGuy]

"He's concerned about the time Steven spends practicing his craft."

[Frozendiva]

Martine, he probably won't marry you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Martine won’t be happy until, um, never, because even if she does marry Steven, she’ll have a terrible time trusting him.

The Steven she'll have in Miami, the husband? Will most emphatically not be the same Steven. This girl is supposed to be smart! How does she not know this?

I like Steven's dad and would like to sit on a veranda and sip champagne with him. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

What's for dinner? Jerk chicken?

Emphasis on Jerk

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Penis soup?

Chicken feet. Rice and peas. Goat. 

[Gobi]

"Are you now, or have you ever been, ready to marry?"

[OneGuy]

What is Steven's definition of "together for three years?"

[Hotel Snarker]

They both look so freakin' uncomfortable.

[Pepper Mostly]

Steven. No. 

Steven's mother got a bonus check for using the magic phase "step up".

[Gobi]

🎵Sherlon again, naturally🎶

[Mr. Miner]

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Penis soup?

Braai?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

What is Steven's definition of "together for three years?"

He sees Martine for a weekend once a month.

[Frozendiva]

I keep calling him Sherlock.

[Gobi]

"What's your plan?"

"Do I look like a guy with a plan?"

[OneGuy]

"Have a plan" is the theme for the night.