90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

There are other people on the plane. Take your PDA somewhere else.

[Pepper Mostly]

No flowers. Tsk tsk. 

[Gobi]

Daniel, mah boy!

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sharp has jumped into the soft porn pool with both feet in all iterations of 90Day.

Definitely, but I guess TLC was giving the streamers more content for their money when it originally aired.

I am definitely tired of all the sound effects....

[Hotel Snarker]

Sure, for love.

[Frozendiva]

Awww, he did bring flowers.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, to be fair, its a step up from Colt and Vanessa. Or (gag) Ed. 

[candall]

Has Amber been there to see Daniel more than once?  Is this whole relationship based on a vacation fling they had a year ago?

[My Girls]

Big surprise, he's got a secret!!

[OneGuy]

Some dishonesty?  This is a new development.

[Pepper Mostly]

Let me guess--he cheated. 

[Gobi]

I think someone has been falling into vaginas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, what? He cheated on Amber? I’m shocked. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I think someone has been falling into vaginas.

Sounds like Wile E. Coyote falling off the cliff all the time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I continue to be amazed by all the plot permutations and combinations Sharp puts together to keep the audience guessing. Just kidding.

[OneGuy]

Predicting the commercials is becoming as easy as predicting the scenarios of each of these couples.  That scares me a little.

[Gobi]

Hope the boat doesn’t capsize.

[OneGuy]

Watch your step!  Someone might fall into you!!

[candall]

Pregnant woman thinks she's going to get Sherlon to leave his job at a nude resort and move into her mother's house in Ohio???

Let me count the ways. . .

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Predicting the commercials is becoming as easy as predicting the scenarios of each of these couples.  That scares me a little.

You are truly one of us now. We are your people. Resistance is futile.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No flowers. Tsk tsk. 

Say what? 😄

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh dear. Oh dear. And the mother looks like she could have been a Guidice in another life.

[Gobi]

Did I just see Brandon’s parents at the swingers resort?

[Hotel Snarker]

Sherlon works at a Swingers resort! Bahahaaha!

[Pepper Mostly]

Sherlon isn't even good looking, and he looks about 40. 

And really? They're going to judge him for where he works? Jumping Christ. 

[Bees52]

I bet that resort's name starts with an "H." Though, there could be other ones by now.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You are truly one of us now. We are your people. Resistance is futile.

I consider this good company!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait just a minute! Is he wearing a “Little Reefer” shirt? In Jamaica? Does he sell pot to the tourists as a side gig?

[Hotel Snarker]

How old is Sherlon? He seems in his 50s.

[My Girls]

This girl is just a pile of laughs.

[Frozendiva]

It's very likely you will be a single mom.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, get off your high horse, lady. Sherlon banged your thirsty daughter while she was on vacation! She's no different from any other thirsty woman on vacation who's trying to get her groove back. Sheesh.

[OneGuy]

When there are always beautiful women around, "There's always that question of what he could be doing."  There really isn't a question.

[Gobi]

Kay looks wasted.

[Mr. Miner]

Debbie has a huge dick right now?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

When there are always beautiful women around, "There's always that question of what he could be doing."  There really isn't a question.

Yeah, genius, the same thing he did with you! Except hopefully the other women were smarter and used birth control. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t imagine worrying day after day about whether or not your girl/boyfriend is cheating on you. It’s not worth it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

How old is Sherlon? He seems in his 50s.

He does look.....a bit shopworn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He does look.....a bit shopworn.

Long in the tooth?

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sherlon isn't even good looking, and he looks about 40. 

And really? They're going to judge him for where he works? Jumping Christ. 

Aryanna isn't really a barrel of monkey fun, sitting there with her pouty lip stuck out and her whole judgey family.  If I were Sherlon, I'd be thinking about whether I could make it back to shore from the boat.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can’t imagine worrying day after day about whether or not your girl/boyfriend is cheating on you. It’s not worth it. 

I'm sure it's worse when it's your spouse. And these folks want to eventually get married...

[OneGuy]

Really, does every American think every person from the islands wants to move to America?  Leave what the Americans typically call paradise?  That's just a little presumptuous perhaps?

[Gobi]

What’s the Spanish word for “meth”?

[Frozendiva]

At least Key is trying to teach Mark the native language.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Mark. Jokes are not your strong suit. 

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus. "When we first met, I spoke no Spanish and Key spoke no English and it killed our relationship. Now we can find out that we never had a relationship at all! We have nothing to talk about and nothing in common! Except drugs".

Edited November 23, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[OneGuy]

Key wants Mark to learn Spanish while he wants to move her to America so he doesn't have to learn Spanish.

[Hotel Snarker]

English is my first language yet sometimes I feel like a stupid too.

[My Girls]

I'd LOVE to have a personal Spanish teacher!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark fancies himself to be a real Henny Youngman.

[Hotel Snarker]

So the language barrier killed their relationship and he didn't try to learn Spanish in the past 9 years when he knew he was going to a Spanish speaking country?