90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[OneGuy]

"Everything is just perfect but we don't like to talk about like real things."  Authenticity at it's finest.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor thing! She went to school in NY and she was surprised that the winters are cold there. Smart.

[Frozendiva]

A long distance relationship can be a good thing. You can do what you want.

[candall]

Oh, this is the rare couple where I'm on Team Gigolo.  He seems like he's down for a fling with this chick whenever she wants to drop in and isn't asking for anything more. 

 

ETA:  I mean, as in "bring me a new $1200 iPhone when you come." 

Edited November 23, 2021 by candall

[OneGuy]

When you have to define the relationship every single time you're together, that should tell you something.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven is doing a really good tap dance around the question about where their relationship is going. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephen has no interest whatsoever in "taking it to the next level". He is having a great time, with his merry go round of women who jet in for two weeks at a time. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This girl tried to tell us she grew up over the past couple years. I'm going to say there's more growing to be had here.

[Frozendiva]

They are like friends with benefits. Good benefits.

[OneGuy]

He's making something crystal clear to you.  It's just not what you want to see.

[My Girls]

She's a pretty girl, why acting so desperate?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine, he just isn’t that into you. Move on.

[Gobi]

The ring won’t solve their problems. She needs to get pregnant, that’s a sure fire cure all.

[Hotel Snarker]

Getting some The Brittany vibes from The Martine.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

She's a pretty girl, why acting so desperate?

Vacation flings on these shows are followed by acute desperation.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Oh, this is the rare couple where I'm on Team Gigolo.  He seems like he's down for a fling with this chick whenever she wants to drop in and isn't asking for anything more. 

 

ETA:  I mean, as in "bring me a new $1200 iPhone when you come." 

Yes, exactly. He has never promised her anything. She wants more now. He doesn't. She should go back to Miami and find herself a nice dentist or lawyer. Stephen is not going to give up his freewheeling life in paradise, or his child, to be Martine's house pet. 

[Bees52]

Martine reminds me too much of Angela and Baby Girl Lisa with the distrust and hatred of any other women, but much prettier and younger.  Which is sad. She can do better than someone she doesn't trust.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve almost finished binge-watching the first season of A Place to Call Home. Wow! It’s a lot. I might need to pace myself going forward. Five more seasons! I should have been training for it.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This girl tried to tell us she grew up over the past couple years. I'm going to say there's more growing to be had here.

This. And she's in a place where she wants to "settle down". He is NOT. She should not be pushing for a ring. She should be realistically assessing her options. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Getting some The Brittany vibes from The Martine.

Ha, I was JUST thinking that. Though in Martine's favor she hasn't pinned her hopes on an inmate. 

[Mr. Miner]

I could move down here and go to all of your gigs.

[My Girls]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve almost finished binge-watching the first season of A Place to Call Home. Wow! It’s a lot. I might need to pace myself going forward. Five more seasons! I should have been training for it.

It's good?  Are you streaming it?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve almost finished binge-watching the first season of A Place to Call Home. Wow! It’s a lot. I might need to pace myself going forward. Five more seasons! I should have been training for it.

I need a new show--is this one good? 

[My Girls]

This broad isn't half as pretty as she thinks she is.

[Gobi]

I’m waiting for Charmin’s Welcome To My Anus commercial.

[Frozendiva]

LaBrea is pretty farfetched....

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephen has no interest whatsoever in "taking it to the next level". He is having a great time, with his merry go round of women who jet in for two weeks at a time. 

Exactly!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Martine reminds me too much of Angela and Baby Girl Lisa with the distrust and hatred of any other women, but much prettier and younger.  Which is sad. She can do better than someone she doesn't trust.

Not to mention it's stupid. He's an entertainer, and the women are going to flock around. She can't blame him for that. 

[candall]

"Every ketamine begins with Key."

[OneGuy]

Just now, Gobi said:

I’m waiting for Charmin’s Welcome To My Anus commercial.

The commercials tell you something about whom they consider to be the demographic.  I'm not sure what to think about that!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I need a new show--is this one good? 

Night time soap with every telenovella trope except it takes place in 1953 Australia. It’s pure trash. I got the DVDs at the library because I didn’t know where to stream it.

[Gobi]

Not every relationship begins with Kay. Just sayin’.

[Pepper Mostly]

What's he pounding on the plane, Adderall?

[OneGuy]

Airport greeting.  Check.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s still a junkie. She looks unhealthy.

[candall]

I'm bald now.

I'm still on drugs.

[Pepper Mostly]

Knocked up girl and her guy are too shy around each other to hug. These two supposedly haven't seen each other in YEARS and are practically humping at the airport. My head is spinning.

[Gobi]

“Kay is the cherry on top.” Yeah,  no cherry there.

[Frozendiva]

Let him shower by himself.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Knocked up girl and her guy are too shy around each other to hug. These two supposedly haven't seen each other in YEARS and are practically humping at the airport. My head is spinning.

With temporary masked humping.

[My Girls]

Were we listening to them bumping uglies??

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, she's not sure how she's feeling, but she follows Mark to the shower? These people are weird. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharp has jumped into the soft porn pool with both feet in all iterations of 90Day.

[Gobi]

She’s going to the Terminal because this relationship is terminal.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yay, its the riveting "drive to the airport" sequence. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yes, cameraman. Let's hangout while they do dirty stuff.

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What's he pounding on the plane, Adderall?

I was wondering that too!

[Mr. Miner]

I’m going to see my no job having child of a boyfriend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Amber needs to check up on her man-boy. If she wants to take care of something, she should get a puppy.

[OneGuy]

"My heart feels heavy and lighter at the same time."  That's the plane taking off, Amber.

[Auntie Anxiety]

All kidding aside, he got out of Venezuela just in time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no. Daniel might not like Diet Amber.