90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I miss that show. What was it? No mini skirts after 40? 30? 

Yeah, I think it was 30?  Debbie missed the boat by a few decades.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb gathers her posse and they do a Jay driveby. You know, like you did in high school.

[Hotel Snarker]

Imagine if Jay had a heart attack and woke up in the hospital to that voicemail.

[Mindthinkr]

That’s the biggest mimosa I’ve ever seen. 
Can I have directions to get there? 

[Frozendiva]

I would Google a guy before the date or right after the first date. You know, to see if he's been in the news lately, has a court date coming up, really works where he claims to, etc.

[OneGuy]

Coming up: Ed feels a real connection with Kaori.  Maybe even the family.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Debbie missed the boat by a few decades.

Just a few 😂? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Jay - International man of mystery.

The Man of A Thousand Faces, but only one polo shirt. 

Deb is JUST NOW looking up his Facebook? Was she too drunk before? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Hotel Snarker, when I’m a little down, I crank up the music and dance. 💃💃💃Somehow it helps.

[Hotel Snarker]

The worst thing you could do is talk with your friend about a bad date while you're both getting tipsy.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would Google a guy before the date or right after the first date. You know, to see if he's been in the news lately, has a court date coming up, really works where he claims to, etc.

Right?!  People post a lot of personal information as well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would Google a guy before the date or right after the first date. You know, to see if he's been in the news lately, has a court date coming up, really works where he claims to, etc.

Sex offender list.

[Gobi]

I'm guessing Jay googled Deb and said "Hell no!".

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Hotel Snarker, when I’m a little down, I crank up the music and dance. 💃💃💃Somehow it helps.

And that's healthy!  Me, I hit the key lime pie pretty hard.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I'm guessing Jay googled Deb and said "Hell no!".

Probably used just the word "Deb" too.

Edited May 3, 2022 by OneGuy

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The worst thing you could do is talk with your friend about a bad date while you're both getting tipsy.

Deb’s friend was only drinking water. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Deb’s friend was only drinking water. 

She has to. She knows damn well she'll have to drive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse and Jeniffffer. Is there such a thing as negative chemistry?

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if Jesse and Jeniffer are a weird fake relationship.

[My Girls]

Is this where Gino went?  Think they'll find the toothbrush?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jenifffffer loves one person. Jeniffffffer. 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jesse and Jeniffffer. Is there such a thing as negative chemistry?

Jessifer.  Blech!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Deb’s friend was only drinking water. 

I suspect they're having breakfast.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

Is this where Gino went?  Think they'll find the toothbrush?

Looks more expensive.

[Gobi]

They're doing toxic yoga.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tantric yoga. Great. This is not what I signed up for when I started live chatting this season.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Hotel Snarker, when I’m a little down, I crank up the music and dance. 💃💃💃Somehow it helps.

I might make plans to listen to “99 Luftballons” by Nena after getting off of here.

[My Girls]

That guy's standing there wayyyyy too long.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Wonder if Jesse and Jeniffer are a weird fake relationship.

Well, they're both weird and fake so the chances are good.

[Pepper Mostly]

So Jesse didn't understand Spanish when Cacua was talking shit, but he does NOW? 

[Hotel Snarker]

This yoga dude just deadass standing here watching Jesse dry hump her.

[Pepper Mostly]

JESSE GOT A WOODY. I CANNOT 

[kacesq]

I’m so sick of these fake exercise yoga whatever sessions that are so goddamned suggestive. We see you, Sharp. Give it up Jesse and Jeniffer...there isn’t a genuine bone in either of you.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The Man of A Thousand Faces, but only one polo shirt. 

Deb is JUST NOW looking up his Facebook? Was she too drunk before? 

I cannot believe Coltee did not teach her the fine art of online dating. Mr. Good Morning My Dick!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse: I haven’t experienced such a fake boner on camera with anyone before.

[Pepper Mostly]

Can someone please pass the Tums? Or, barring that, the vodka? 

[Hotel Snarker]

I have to wonder what TLC wants us to feel with these two? Are we supposed to think they’re romantic?

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you'd feel a connection with your device cord.

[kacesq]

I don’t want to call BS on Pred here but I can’t believe he’s attracted to her. She’s not pretty enough for him in his inflated egotistical car mind

[My Girls]

Betcha Ed proposes lol

[Mindthinkr]

Preds latest love is taking him to get lost in the woods. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I have to wonder what TLC wants us to feel with these two? Are we supposed to think they’re romantic?

Yes, such pretty perfect people so in wuv!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed goes hiking. Was the ax throwing bar closed?

[Gobi]

Can they combine paragliding and axe throwing?

[OneGuy]

I hate when people (Ed) say, "I'm going to let her take the lead."  Like he has to allow it.  Maybe just say, "I will follow her."  It may be a minor distinction but it is telling.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can someone please pass the Tums? Or, barring that, the vodka? 

To pour into your eyes?

[Frozendiva]

She is too old for him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaory didn’t get the memo....yet.

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Can someone please pass the Tums? Or, barring that, the vodka? 

I ate two dove bars. If I see any parts of Big Ed’s tongue or anything, they’re both coming up instantly and violently.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Preds latest love is taking him to get lost in the woods. 

In the hope that his body will never be found.