90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, she's a writer who writes about God? What does she write? Sermons? Magazine articles? Blog posts? Fortune cookies? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Violet spills the beans about Jenifffer’s other boyfriend in 3....2.....1

[DNR]

Jessie knew she has a daughter right ?  What did he expect f 

[OneGuy]

Why are the producers talking to this clown?  He'll never give a direct answer to a question.

[Hotel Snarker]

For someone who "wants to give the world" to a woman Ed sure talks a lot about what a potential girlfriend can do for him.

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, you have known this woman for a day. No idea what kind of mom she is.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Violet spills the beans about Jenifffer’s other boyfriend in 3....2.....1

You wrote it didn't you? Fess up. 

Jesse is bummed because the presence of Violet is going to put a damper on the sex yoga.

[DNR]

I’m getting diabetes from the junk PrEd & Jesse spew 

[goofygirl]

Jesse really strikes me as the "fatherly" type. NOT.

Why do these women always get their kids involved with these douchbags WAAAAAAAAAYYY too early  in the relationship?  It's like they can't help themselves but it seems so desperate, really.

[OneGuy]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Jesse really strikes me as the "fatherly" type. NOT.

Why do these women always get their kids involved with these douchbags WAAAAAAAAAYYY too early  in the relationship?  It's like they can't help themselves but it seems so desperate, really.

Because the kids are most important.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, every time Libby moves, she buys new furniture? 

[My Girls]

Natalie won't let these guys get handsy.  Good for her.

[Hotel Snarker]

I get the feeling that Jennifer is just a beard for Jesse.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, she's a writer who writes about God? What does she write? Sermons? Magazine articles? Blog posts? Fortune cookies? 

Yes.

[Tuneful]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

For someone who "wants to give the world" to a woman Ed sure talks a lot about what a potential girlfriend can do for him.

I don't know who pings higher on the BSometer, him or Pastor Benzo (BT90D). (Must admit I got that from Reddit.)

[Gobi]

🎵Psycho Natty, quesque c'est🎶

[Frozendiva]

I would look at it like a test. And a show of my baggage. Waaaay too early, though. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Why do these women always get their kids involved with these douchbags WAAAAAAAAAYYY too early  in the relationship?  It's like they can't help themselves but it seems so desperate, really.

Love After Lockup is on Line 2.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, every time Libby moves, she Chuck buys new furniture? 

FTFY

[DNR]

Diaries is next ?  Of all the places Olga n Steve could go , why NYC?  I’m in NY - it’s expensive, taxes are high , crimes thru the roof 

I’m pissed that PrEd & Jesse are on this installment- can’t stand them 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie and Johnny reenact the Slap Heard Round the World?

[Tuneful]

Jesse is the reincarnation of Eddie Haskell. 

"Why, hi, Mrs. Cleaver. Gee Mrs. Cleaver, your hair looks real pretty today."

Edited April 5, 2022 by Tuneful

[Pepper Mostly]

Johnny's shirt! WHY.

[goofygirl]

I was just about to say that CHUCK buys Libbie's new furniture every time she moves!  Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeei wants to live in a NEW house with dirty old furniture!  However, if they were just moving into a regular house that someone else had lived in, the old dirty furniture would suffice nicely.

Johnny's talking about Nutalee's eyes being the color of the ocean.  Quelle sweet.  It's not going to turn Nutalee's head AT ALL.  She's a hurt turtle after all!!

You're history Johnny.  Count on it.  And possibly count your lucky stars that Nutalee kicked you to the curb.  Seriously.  The woman is nuts.

Edited April 5, 2022 by goofygirl

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, every time Libby moves, she buys new furniture? 

It must be really nice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, if you're not healed yet, don’t date.

[DNR]

Natalie is so high maintenance, I’d think she’d be draining at times   So koo koo

[Hotel Snarker]

He must be getting paid REALLY well!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Christ, Johnny, you are climbing ever higher on the Creep-O-Meter

[Gobi]

Tonight's episode has been brought to you by Breyers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johnny ducked a bullet. He should be thanking his lucky stars.

[Hotel Snarker]

Johnny, you can't playfully pull a girl closer to you like that. You aren't in high school anymore, bud.

[Frozendiva]

I love Turtles.

 

[Tuneful]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nuttie, if you're not healed yet, don’t date.

He looked like he was going to throw up when she dropped being married on him.

What's she doing dating, anyway? 

Edited April 5, 2022 by Tuneful

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Natalie is so high maintenance, I’d think she’d be draining at times   So koo koo

I think the problem is that she's not draining.

[OneGuy]

Always introduce the daughter before the other current boyfriend.

[Pepper Mostly]

Don't apologize, Natalie. Grubby Johnny deserved slapping. We don't see enough of creepy guys being slapped on this show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb, in white booties? What the fuck am I watching?

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't like Natalie but she clearly communicated her boundaries and he pushed them. He grabbed her after she clearly told him she doesn’t want to be touched. He’s a jerk.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

It must be really nice. 

It is NICE to have a DAD who buys you whatever you want, even as a grown married mother.

[Tuneful]

2 minutes ago, DNR said:

Natalie is so high maintenance, I’d think she’d be draining at times   So koo koo

"Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed." 

This is my new ad for 90DF. I await my royalty checks. 

Edited April 5, 2022 by Tuneful

[OneGuy]

I'm off to watch the game.  Thanks for the snark.

[Gobi]

Gotta leave, I have an unexplainable craving for ice cream.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

It is NICE to have a DAD who buys you whatever you want, even as a grown married mother.

Chuck doesn't have any scratch. I bet he's got credit cards up the yingyang and a maxed out line of credit. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, m'dears! That's it for our weekly Monday night snarking of The Single Life! I will see you all on Sunday for the tell all finale of B90 so we can have a smooth transition into Season 9! Will also see some of you around the forums! And to those who celebrate, Ramadan Mubarak! Have a great night! Peace out.

[Bees52]

I don't know what to say about Natalie's date with Johnny, other than maybe she should have stopped at that first date. He had qualities she knew she didn't like.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time for me to do something even less productive, watch Unexpected. Have a great week, my friends. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[Tuneful]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Chuck doesn't have any scratch. I bet he's got credit cards up the yingyang and a maxed out line of credit. 

Bet they make some kind of deal to show the name of the furniture store or put it in the credits. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So long peeps, thanks for all the laughs! See you around the forum, meanwhile, stay safe,  have fun, and let us all hope we will soon see a safer, saner, more peaceful world. 

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Deb, in white booties? What the fuck am I watching?

Those white boots remind me of the go-go boots I had as a 13 year old in 1968!  They rocked! IN 1968!!!!

The snark was real peeps!! Have a great week and see some of you Friday for that crazy Love After Lockup live chat.

Edited April 5, 2022 by goofygirl

[Tuneful]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Time for me to do something even less productive, watch Unexpected.

At least it's not the Pimple Popper. They must be setting some kind of record by how much it's on.