90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

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On 3/21/2022 at 9:03 PM, Tuneful said:

Nice of Daybee to talk so much smack about her son to his wife. She should get off the sauce, she comes across as a schlumpy,  bitter old alkie. 

Especially when it’s Vanessa pushing him to live away from Deb.

On 3/21/2022 at 9:03 PM, Tuneful said:

I also mute Jesse and Jeniffer, who looks quite masculine to me.

She looked like she was wearing a secondhand outfit from Exit to Eden in her intro vid.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Knock, knock. Anyone home?

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, m'dears! Time to start Part Tres of this shitshow The Single Life! Grab your food and drink and let us begin!

[My Girls]

Phew, I thought I was alone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just baked two dozen lemon cookies. I’ll save you some, @Chloe Dog

[Frozendiva]

It was lonely in the wrong thread. Snowed again today. Ugh.

[Hotel Snarker]

May watch some of these people on mute because I can't stand them. Cannot promise I'll keep this promise though.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey peeps! I am here, grubby but unbowed. Turns out our plumbing problem requires special parts that have to be ordered, and its not going to be fixed till WEDNESDAY. And will cost $1450! I'm going to my mother's tomorrow to shower. I'd go to my son's but his place.....well, I'd rather not shower there. 

So I'm glad to be here with you all and grateful that we have the wherewithal to pay a plumber! I hope you are all having a good Monday! Do we have our Tums handy should we be overcome with nausea? 

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I just baked two dozen lemon cookies. I’ll save you some, @Chloe Dog

Bless your heart!  I love lemon!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I might have to avert my eyes when Deb starts taking sex with her newest victim.

[OneGuy]

I missed last week.  I made it back for the fun this week.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Woo hoo, Jesse's half naked already! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, great. We start with Jesse and Jenniffffffffffffffer.

[Frozendiva]

Jeniffer, maybe check out guys who have respect for you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse wears his seatbelt like a 5’1” old woman, under his arm.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good…oversexed Jennifer….oversexed Deb …snore

[My Girls]

He had low expectations lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Jesse the bar mitzvah boy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse's all excited about the bathtub. You know how much he loves bathing.

[OneGuy]

A hotel room.  Wow!

[My Girls]

He looks like he's playing a Vegas lounge act.

[sainte-chapelle]

What the fuck are they wearing…they look like magicians ready for a Vegas show

Edited March 29, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Jennifer, you want a dildo

[Frozendiva]

Don't know if Jeniffer is in to getting to know someone.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Jesse kisses her hand. She's standing there practically begging him to throw her down and roger her senseless. 

[Gobi]

Thought this shitshow started at 9:00. Almost missed it!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse: Before I dive into Jenniffffffer’s vagina a relationship.......

[OneGuy]

"Their specialty is like meat?"  HAHAHA.

[Frozendiva]

6 pm here. Need to ensure I eat my dinner later.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is he dressed like a cheap magician?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

What the fuck are they wearing…they look like magicians 

DEAD

[kacesq]

Greetings all! I come from other corners of the internet and hope this is a Chris Rock/Will Smith free zone lol...

Jesse is still an ass. Good to know lol

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

What the fuck are they wearing…they look like magicians 

He wants to make his penis disappear, if you know what I mean.

[Pepper Mostly]

Did Jenifffer just ask for "non carbonated" Merlot? HAHAHAHAHA

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope the chef spit into Jesse’s food. Yeah, I cannot stand him.

[OneGuy]

Jesse historically has problems with cut meat.

[sainte-chapelle]

At least say “ sorry I don’t speak the language “ in the native tongue. He is rude. Such a hit shot world traveller should know this.

 Twist. Darcey cooked the steak

[Frozendiva]

Cute dog.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s the exact kind of mutt I am looking for!

[Hotel Snarker]

Hahaha, Jessie is such a douchebag. Bienvenidas.

[Gobi]

"Could you cook this steak more, and cut it on the bias for me?"

[kacesq]

Syngin striding purposefully in that intro has me rolling...so serious!

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse has been in Colombia for what? fifteen minutes? And he has already shown that he is an insufferable prig. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania will need another visit to Shaman school after Syngin ditches her.

[Mindthinkr]

5 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"Their specialty is like meat?"  HAHAHA.

With no red wine? Not a good start. I don’t think his meat was raw either. Medium rare perhaps. 

Edited March 29, 2022 by Mindthinkr

[kacesq]

The fact that they're doing all this filming with Tania makes me think this is all a put on for screen time. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope the chef spit into Jesse’s food. Yeah, I cannot stand him.

Right? The steak looked medium rare to me. Which is how it is served traditionally. Again, a traveller or foodie would know this.

[Gobi]

Are they going to be spiritually divorced?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Mother Tania steps in it. Hilarity ensues.

I just can’ with Stephanie, even though she did have a very serious illness.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? The steak looked medium rare to me. Which is how it is served traditionally. Again, a traveller or foodie would know this.

Sophisticated world traveller Jesse acts like Jethro Bodine in a restaurant.