90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

My new rescue dog is already snoring and we’re only 5 minutes in.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did Trish move her pig collection into Mike’s VERY humble abode?

Green Acres!

[Hotel Snarker]

Pulya! Pulya! Pulya!

Ugh, y’all, so we really have to see this stupid Culpo sisters countdown in the corner all episode? Like anyone cares?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Still snowing here.

It was 75 degrees here today. 

OK peeps, I'm here and ready to go. I'm hoping that your wit will keep me from being bored into a coma. 

Trish, already forgetting that she tormented vegetarian Natalie by bringing her into a butcher shop. Natalie is crazy as a loon but didn't deserve all the shit shoveled on her by Trish. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is already snoring and we’re only 5 minutes in.

Oh yay, you got her! I'm so happy for you!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is already snoring and we’re only 5 minutes in.

Don't fall asleep with him, we need you Auntie!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My new rescue dog is already snoring and we’re only 5 minutes in.

I hope you provide us with a photo sometime soon.

[OneGuy]

Just what I tuned in for, Culpo trivia.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It was 75 degrees here today. 

OK peeps, I'm here and ready to go. I'm hoping that your wit will keep me from being bored into a coma. 

Trish, already forgetting that she tormented vegetarian Natalie by bringing her into a butcher shop. Natalie is crazy as a loon but didn't deserve all the shit shoveled on her by Trish. 

Oh yay, you got her! I'm so happy for you!

Currently -13C with windchill of -22C. Brrrrr.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did Trish move her pig collection into Mike’s VERY humble abode?

Trish is a very classy and cultured and refined person with exquisite manners. Her ever so  rare collection of designer porkers will only elevate Mike's trailer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Tony doesn’t run away when he meets Colt. 

[Mindthinkr]

Debbie hasn’t done squat about getting ready to move. And he thought it would be clean 😂

[endure]

Yikes- Debbie the hoarder!

Harley is missing?!?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Just what I tuned in for, Culpo trivia.

Best to just avert your eyes, maybe think of something pleasant. Like Ed's screams of agony as Liz waxed his back. 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It was 75 degrees here today. 

OK peeps, I'm here and ready to go. I'm hoping that your wit will keep me from being bored into a coma. 

Trish, already forgetting that she tormented vegetarian Natalie by bringing her into a butcher shop. Natalie is crazy as a loon but didn't deserve all the shit shoveled on her by Trish. 

That was ridiculous of Trish. And how about the wood stacking scene????

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Best to just avert your eyes, maybe think of something pleasant. Like Ed's screams of agony as Liz waxed his back. 

Dead. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Trish is a very classy and cultured and refined person with exquisite manners. Her ever so  rare collection of designer porkers will only elevate Mike's trailer.

Aaaaaand you're the Queen of Rumania!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Tony doesn’t run away when he meets Colt. 

Colt will chase Tony away with streams of invective and possibly a baseball bat. He does not want his mother to be happy. 

[endure]

Is Tony younger than Debbie?

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Tony doesn’t run away when he meets Colt. 

Her clutter might do the trick.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll try to put a picture up but I’m not having any success because I’m a Luddite.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

That was ridiculous of Trish. And how about the wood stacking scene????

Right? What a bitch. And don't forget that she totally called Natalie a hooker. 

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Aaaaaand you're the Queen of Rumania!

Damn skippy. And Miss Universe. And an astronaut. And a cowgirl.

[Hotel Snarker]

Thank God Tony doesn’t care about Coltee. He would have been out a while ago!

[Maybeitsme]

I finally found you guys! I haven't been watching but suddenly most of my regular line up has come to an end, so here I am 

I just saw Crazy Natalie all in her feelings making her way back to Mike while his mom, who has moved in 😆 is sh#* talking her. Seems Mike liberated Natalie's mom and now she's confused 

[goofygirl]

I can't imagine that Colt is going to have anything nice to say about Tony OR Debbie's move to Canada.  I think he'll be the asshat he ALWAYS is and there ya go!

Poor Mike.  He's a nice man and was very kind to help out Nutty's Mom but Nutty should NOT THINK that because he's done this, he wants to get back together with Nutty and have a kid!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Damn skippy. And Miss Universe. And an astronaut. And a cowgirl.

Is Leida in the house?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? What a bitch. And don't forget that she totally called Natalie a hooker. 

Damn skippy. And Miss Universe. And an astronaut. And a cowgirl.

Aah, yes, I forgot those.   You must have had several interesting past lives too.

[Pepper Mostly]

It was kind of Mike to help Natalie's mother but he is most emphatically not a nice man. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I can't imagine that Colt is going to have anything nice to say about Tony OR Debbie's move to Canada.  I think he'll be the asshat he ALWAYS is and there ya go!

Agree, and the previews seem to confirm that.

[Doublemint]

Mea Culpa (I'm sorry) - no Culpo for moi.

[endure]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? What a bitch. And don't forget that she totally called Natalie a hooker. 

Damn skippy. And Miss Universe. And an astronaut. And a cowgirl.

Even if she didn't exactly call her a hooker she was rude about it when English is Nat's second language, she's could have been more diplomatic in her lie!  Stupid red neck mullett head.... and now she's back? Does this show cut anyone besides Pole and Larissa?

Edited November 8, 2022 by endure
holy typos!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hardly recognize Tiffany without the cold shoulder top. Daniel already looks like he’s depressed. He shouldn’t have been made to be his mother’s parent.

[OneGuy]

Tiffany is wearing an almost warm-shoulder top.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany’s date and Finn Cole (Animal Kingdom, Peaky Blooynders) were separated at birth.

[Doublemint]

I hope he has a big Clyelsdale in that barn.   She's a big girl.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Tiffany. The point of dating? Is DATING. What is with the wooden headed bints on this stupid show? They all expect instant romance and commitment after one date! As my mother used to say "go to the movies with him! You don't have to marry him!"

[goofygirl]

Seriously, she wears some low cut top to go horseback riding??

Also, can Tiffany just go on a DATE and not have to go into her whole life-partner thing when she's only just MET the guy??  Lort.

Edited November 8, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

So this guy is a comedian? Is this a joke? hahaha

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Tiffany is wearing an almost warm-shoulder top.

Warm shoulder and cold boobs.

[OneGuy]

It's a match!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dan starts ghosting Tiffany in 3.....2.....1...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I hope he has a big Clyelsdale in that barn.   She's a big girl.

She says she's lost 75 pounds since WLS but she still looks pretty sturdy. She's super beautiful and doesn't look like she would ever be a slender reed. She's a strapping lass. 

Batshit crazy though. 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Seriously, she wears some low cut top to go horseback riding??

Well if the shoulders can't be cold...

[Frozendiva]

Is he really talking to Alona?

[Hotel Snarker]

No way this guy is a comedian.

[Maybeitsme]

Oh no! Not Ceasar 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The woman getting a pedicure reminds me of some male actor/comedian but I don’t know who.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Is he really talking to Alona?

I don't think Alona sees a future with him.

[Frozendiva]

Caesar, you only spent a few hours with Alona.

[OneGuy]

"This is the woman/man I want to spend the rest of my life with."  This could be, if not already, a bingo square.

"Find love" too.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alona would rather be in a war zone than go to Caesar.