Stan & Lisa: Champagne Wishes, Caviar Dreams and Millionaire Hair

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Stan met Lisa on a site for women looking for men to take care of them financially.  They had sex on their first date (that's what the best pros call it now).  Of course, when she went to prison she realized she loves him, the dead muskrat on his head and his bank account.  

[lu1535]

 

Found this on reddit. Poster asked a good question, when was there time for their 3 dates? I'm guessing the last shots are why she looks like a boy and needs wigs. 🤐😆

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I think he said they've been "dating" for 1.5 years so sometime between the May 2018 and April 2020 looks.  Guess she decided to get shorn for prison.  I wonder if the many hair color changes were attempts to hide from the law.  

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Could be, but I immediately thought of prison lice

[DanaMB]

OMG y’all! The preview for Life After Lock Up showed Stan and Lisa doing a rock climbing wall or something and HIS WIG COMES OFF. I’m dying. 

[lasandi]

Need I say more! 

[Elizzikra]

On 6/27/2021 at 11:46 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I think he said they've been "dating" for 1.5 years so sometime between the May 2018 and April 2020 looks.  Guess she decided to get shorn for prison.  I wonder if the many hair color changes were attempts to hide from the law.  

I thought she said she had to cut her hair off because she got in a fight and someone pulled a chunk of it out?

[sainte-chapelle]

I just came here to say that the 15 year old pussy Samuel is the star of the show. Even he is tired of the old mans nonsense. Claw him good Sammy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 9/28/2021 at 12:49 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

I just came here to say that the 15 year old pussy Samuel is the star of the show. Even he is tired of the old mans nonsense. Claw him good Sammy!

He definitely deserves an Emmy nomination. Best Support(ing) Pet.

[Back Atcha]

If someone could convince Despicable Stan to shave off that lump of black goo sitting on top of his head, he'd look 30% younger.  He has a better than average body for his age.  That said, he's an idiot, a liar, a conniver, a cheater, and a gullible old geezer with porn star aspirations (hence his basement acoutrements).  His Adam's apple needs a show of its own.

Edited November 13, 2021 by Back Atcha

[1011101010001]

They had an update show tonight. Lisa went back to prison on a parole violation but she and Stan are an item again and she will be paroled to his house this month. Sadly, Samual the cat passed away.

[Ladystardust]

19 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

They had an update show tonight. Lisa went back to prison on a parole violation but she and Stan are an item again and she will be paroled to his house this month. Sadly, Samual the cat passed away.

NOOO. Samual was my favorite character on this show! RIP in Samual ☹️

Edited July 14, 2023 by Ladystardust
LAL star Samual deserves to have his name spelled correctly

[1011101010001]

Alternate spelling per the show.

[Keywestclubkid]

14 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

They had an update show tonight. Lisa went back to prison on a parole violation but she and Stan are an item again and she will be paroled to his house this month. Sadly, Samual the cat passed away.

I’m watching it now I had it DVR’d and didn’t even realize it.. him “pumping” iron cracked me up

[Keywestclubkid]

Production just squat there so we can get this shot 

 

Stan:

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god he’s gonna have 2 women this time around? This has train wreck written all over it 

[1011101010001]

22 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Oh god he’s gonna have 2 women this time around? This has train wreck written all over it 

He has four bedrooms, baby!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Saw it last night. The only thing missing was the live chat.

Tai seems to think she's like mostly okay now. Except she still has a side piece her girlfriend doesn't know about, and a prisoner girlfriend. But hey she only has 1 phone. So progress? Also, I hope she's making up the part about people coming to her business because of LALU. Some day, hopefully far, far in the future someone will need to pick a funeral home for me and I will haunt them if they pick it because a train wreck d-list reality star owns it.

RIP Samuel. You were the real star of that season.

[Elizzikra]

On 7/14/2023 at 2:39 PM, Keywestclubkid said:

I’m watching it now I had it DVR’d and didn’t even realize it.. him “pumping” iron cracked me up

I kept hearing “Eye of the Tiger.”

Oh Samual - we hardly knew ye. Rest in peace good boy. You have surely gone to a more relaxed and restful place.