Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

20 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Are we snarking?

Does Destinie do coke?

[Squee Bastard]

Good evening, my lovelies! I'm ready for a snarktastic night!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just so you know how much I love you, I spent the better part of the day getting all your names tattooed on my body. In seven different languages.

[candall]

21 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Are we snarking?

Snarkito, ergo we are.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Heather’s next mood swing in 3....2....1...

[WaltersHair]

Woo Hoo. It's Friday After Lockup.

[candall]

Here we go!  Big expanded finale!

We've seen Chekov's Cadillac out of control twice.  That mother better be crashing tonight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Expanded finale! iPad plugged in, closed captions on, I’m ready.

[Pepper Mostly]

I think Jess is actually drunk most of the time. 

[WaltersHair]

Kelly should have shown up dressed to the nines and a Sephora makeup job

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kelly is going to love Destinie. 

[goofygirl]

Full snark mode.  Let's see if Kelly & Destinie throw down right in the restaurant!!

Well, that went well!!

The Quualude family is all up for Quaylon to dump Chevelle.  Wonder if she's gonna let up any?  Naaa....

Edited November 14, 2020 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Kelly should have shown up dressed to the nines and a Sephora makeup job

Kelly's wearing her best t shirt. 

[candall]

Here's my new game.  Every time Destinie says "like" three or more times in a sentence, I guzzle.  

I just watched the previous hour and I think it's competitive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn forgot to bring his time out whistle and yellow referee flag. 

[WaltersHair]

Wow warp ten before their seats are even warm.

Edited November 14, 2020 by WaltersHair

[Gobi]

Waiter, check please!

[Pepper Mostly]

I feel so bad for the poor server. She's cowering at the hostess stand right now hoping they leave.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude is loving life with mom. No responsibilities.

[JenE4]

“I at least have clash.” Huh? Money can’t buy you clash.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bingo. I have bingo. Shavel making Quaalude guilty for all she did for him.

[WaltersHair]

How to Lose Your Felon in 10 Days

[Pepper Mostly]

Quaylon, you are in the wrong. You are supposed to be engaged to Shavel. Whether or not you should be is neither here nor there. Either break up with her or treat her right. Jesus. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Shavel, you told your daughter to call him "Daddy".  She is not extremely attached to him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Shavel wearing a hijab?

[candall]

Quaalude:  It's your fault I had to hurt you.

 

I HATE THAT.

[Gobi]

So, are people attracted to convicts because of their strong family values?

[Pepper Mostly]

And not for nothing Shavel, your daughter calls Quaylon Daddy because you coached her to. Don't drag her into this. 

[OoogleEyes]

No doubt Quaalude will be enjoying the single life for a while...at least until he goes back to jail

[goofygirl]

Aww hell, old Dylan just eating in the kitchen and who comes creeping up the stairs...... Kookoo Heather I bet.  He's gonna crap his pants!

[JenE4]

Come on! If you wanted us to believe those actors are “fans” of LAL, you wouldn’t have them (badly) pretending to be fans fawning after Brittany and Marcelino of all people!

[candall]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Shavel wearing a hijab?

It's a pink hoodie, but it's extremely flattering.  Shovel knows her colors.

 

(I say this with the authority of a former client at Color Me Beautiful, 1985.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Flap!! He doesn’t realize he’s getting cuckolded in his own house.

[goofygirl]

Shit, Lindsey and Tarabelle are making out upstairs in the daughter's room.  Oh Lippy, I have something to tell  you....

[Pepper Mostly]

I forget, is "former cellie is prison girlfriend" on the Bingo card? 

Just now, goofygirl said:

Shit, Lindsey and Tarabelle are making out upstairs in the daughter's room.  Oh Lippy, I have something to tell  you....

Flappy'll think it's hot.

Flappy's pacing around outside, wondering if they're making out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Lindsay. Your secret is safe with me and the rest of the viewers.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh ... yeah. This is an interesting twist on the whole "relationship" thing! Bunkie!!

Edited November 14, 2020 by OoogleEyes

[candall]

Just tell him Tara Belle's a funny story you copied out of a book.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I forget, is "former cellie is prison girlfriend" on the Bingo card? 

It's the free spot

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Come on! If you wanted us to believe those actors are “fans” of LAL, you wouldn’t have them (badly) pretending to be fans fawning after Brittany and Marcelino of all people!

Britannzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . oops, sorry, nodded off.

[JenE4]

Oh, man! Lindsey didn’t have a funny book passage about this one!

[goofygirl]

Roll on 3 Kristianna..  You got triggered YET again.  You're doing the right thing.  Don't get the "family" in trouble...

Maybe you ought to figure out how to control those triggers?  Just a thought.

Edited November 14, 2020 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

"We're Bonnie and Clyde. We collect serial killer movie memorabilia."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t these inmates get therapy? They could all use some, although Lindsay is a psychopath and it would do no good.

[Pepper Mostly]

If only Kristianna had stayed away from the fleshpots of Dubuque! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

John’s leather fringe jacket is looking smellier and smellier as the season progresses.

[Gobi]

His Native American name is " Running Scam".

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay's got a face like a fist. She's just sitting there, willing Flappy to die.

[JenE4]

Maurice ran out of gas on the way to the wedding? Are we going to get a flashback of Jessica’s dad siphoning off the gas tank under dark of night?

[WaltersHair]

Wasn't there a commercial years ago extolling the virtues of Dubuque ham?