Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Heather looks horrible in her THs. 

[hookedontv]

You know Heather tried to be extra loud. 
 

Dylan was “distant.” Because he’s with a batshit crazy woman. 

[candall]

Uh oh, Dylan's bed game has been found wanting.  And she already has those four tattoos of his name.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was thinking about wearing my electric blue padded-shoulder suit and matching shoes for the live chat tonight but I was afraid you’d want to break up with me.

Only if you're going to 🎶rock down to Electric Avenue🎶

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sipping mai-tais on a beach. Hahahahahahahaha (pauses for breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can you picture it? 

Maybe John will wear a fringed loincloth. 
Excuse me while I bleach my brain. 

[Pepper Mostly]

The DMV is closing soon? what time did they get up? 2 in the afternoon? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I actually feel sorry for Dylan. He is skating on thin ice.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

First time live chatting this show. Hi everyone! I see there’s a healthy crossover with 90 Day snarkers! 

You'll find much of the same!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

You know Heather tried to be extra loud. 
 

Dylan was “distant.” Because he’s with a batshit crazy woman. 

He's acting like she's a T Rex, he doesn't want to make any sudden moves. 

I expect her to burst into flames at any moment. Yikes.

[kacesq]

Man Heather really has a hair trigger temper doesn’t she? 

Look af Quaylon’s new warden looking all pissy. 

[hookedontv]

Dylan is learning pretty quickly there’s a big difference between high maintenance  and full on certifiably insane. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel has been practicing laying on the guilt trip for months now.

[OoogleEyes]

Shavel has that "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" Mom look

[kacesq]

Gee Shavel maybe next time don’t build your child’s future around a kid just getting out of jail.

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right Shavel. Stand there in the door with your arms crossed, bitch face on, breathing fire. That's the way to keep your man happy. 

And for bonus points, she's bad mouthing his family. What a fucking idiot. 

[hookedontv]

Shut up Shovel. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel, if you have to force a man to come back to you or if you don’t believe he will return, maybe he’s not your soul mate.

[Gobi]

Shavetail wants Qualude to swap one prison for another.

[candall]

You know how sometimes a word you're reading or thinking is spoken by someone on tv at exactly the same time and it's a little rush of synchronicity?

Dylan and I just said "high maintenance" together.

[WaltersHair]

These women, trying to hold on with both hands, not seeing that the men want out of prison. Theirs.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, not you again said:

If you love something, set it free ....

...If it doesn't come back, track it and kill it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hurricane Heather is hitting land and will probably be upgraded to Level 5.

[kacesq]

I mean...he’s going to see his family. Not another woman,  not some shady friends who he’ll get into trouble with...it could be worse, Shavel.

God I’m so sick of holy roller Andrea and her played out shtick. Enough. 

[hookedontv]

It’s been quite a week at work. So happy to watch these idiots and feel a little better about my life. TGIF!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Dylan and I just said "high maintenance" together.

You and Dylan both have the same gift for understatement. Perhaps he's your soul mate. 

[hookedontv]

I’m going to try to count how many times Destinie says “dude” FYI

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You and Dylan both have the same gift for understatement. Perhaps he's your soul mate. 

I will inscribe his name on my face immediately.

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, not you again said:

There wasn't damage to the front passenger side of Heather's car last week, was there? 🤔

There was. Because at first I was surprised she had a nice car and then I saw the damage.

[Gobi]

Here comes Maurice to turn that $1,000.00 into $100.00.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The prison wedding was trash, so let’s get married in a drive through ceremony.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

...If it doesn't come back, track it and kill it.

I fear that's Heather's plan . . . 

 

[hookedontv]

Jessica needs to go on the show “What Not to Wear” stat 

[WaltersHair]

LOL at Maurice saying how nervous he is with those eyelids at half mast.

[Auntie Anxiety]

La Capella Chapel comes with a free song by a barbershop quartet.

[kacesq]

They’re in Vegas right? I’ve not seen a place that has different chapels to choose from....

[candall]

I'll be sad if we don't get to see Maurice blow Daddy's thousand dollars of ring money at the casino.

[Gobi]

I'm sure this second wedding will be of Moldavan scale.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, these wedding chapels sure are klassy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, I doubt that Jessica skipped any meals.

[kacesq]

Maurice is a con artist. Is that a setting without a stone?

[Squee Bastard]

The full moon is tomorrow evening, but I have a feeling the crazies will be out in full force tonight!

[WaltersHair]

Damn, Cracker Jack prizes have improved over the years.

[OoogleEyes]

Wait...They're looking at wedding venues and he's only *now* proposing?

[kacesq]

Full disclosure. I’m a lawyer and yes, I know lots of people come in dressed however, shouldn’t matter etc but my God, dressing in halfway decent clothes to show respect for the courts wouldn’t be a bad thing. Destinie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie will be getting some more prison tattoos I guess.

Is Shawn off the $5k hook?  

[kacesq]

Lmao. Double jeopardy. Shaun you are one smart guy.

[hookedontv]

Destinie they don’t hate you-you just keep breaking the law. Idiot. 

[kacesq]

Dude.

[Pepper Mostly]

"They hate me". Guess what, Miss Queen. They're not the only ones. 

[WaltersHair]

Destinie can't boil water, but she has paralegal knowledge of parole....hmmm