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I just now read through the complaint on the lawsuit filed against the Judge Law Firm. Wow. No wonder Eddie married Tamra. Shared values are so important in finding a marital partner.

Bethenny defended the strange photo by saying that when your young daughter wants you to put on her clothes, you do it. OK, but I doubt that her daughter insisted that she post the photo online. THAT's the part that's really disturbing...Bethenny's need to show the world absolutely everything she does, no matter how odd or uncomfortable the photo's effect. Her poor daughter will always be playing second fiddle to her mother's Instagram account. Kind of reminds me of Kim Kardashian and North West.

Vicki is just a stupid, stupid woman. She's uneducated, unskilled and unsophisticated. She could change and evolve, but she won't. Why should she?

These women are sooooo unsophisticated. And that's being kind. Vicki and Tamra criticize the poor people of Bali? Check. Vicki compares Bali to Hawaii? Check. Hawaii is, after all, Vicki's favorite vacation spot. It's pretty and (to her ) exotic, and they "speaky the English." Tamra points out the elephant's penis? Check. Good lord. I am mortified. If I found myself abroad and in the presence of them, I think I would try to blend in with my surroundings, hoping no one would associate us. Then again who would??? I would not be wearing loud, obviously expensive clothing, high heels, jewelry and a ton of make up. I'm safe. Because they are stupid, unsophisticated and DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE. They love being the Ugly Americans. They think staying in a fancy hotel is the way to travel. And wearing gaudy clothing, jewelry and makeup is what rich people do. God love 'em. What pathetic rubes.

When Tamra was comparing Bali to Tijuana and criticizing the poverty of the Balinese, I really wanted SOMEONE to say, "Yeah, except these folks have a greater net worth that you do, Tamra. They're not in debt up to their eyeballs and "fronting" for TV, you ungrateful c***."

I know. The Harper Lee/ Truman Capote relationship has been the subject of much speculation for many years. Who cares. And if I don't really care who wrote To Kill A Mockingbird, I sure as shit don't give a fuck about Aviva Drescher.

I love you, Panthergirl13.

No, she had "the" cancer. Please.

I agree with the poster above. There is nothing unique or spectacular about Asia. She's an 8 year old girl whose mother finds attention for her by encouraging her to dress like a slut and parade around the stage with a whip. Was there even much dance content in that "Lion Tamer" number? If you want me to take note, show me an 8 year old, trained dancer in a leotard, no makeup or false eyelashes, expressing herself through well-learned technique and creativity. This family kind of makes my skin crawl.

Yeah, Phaedra has a lot to be proud of. Hah! I'm sorry, but she's always so hyper aware of everyone else's activities and foibles, that there is no way in hell she did not know about Apollo's criminal activities. She spent so much time reinventing him as a fitness expert, master barber, entrepreneur, and whatever the fuck else he did when he wasn't mentoring young "at-risk" men, that the smoke screen pretty much clouded the Atlanta sky. Meanwhile she's becoming an undertaker so that she can give folks (and pets) a truly beautiful end-of-life pageant. In reality, she was preparing herself for the loss of her license to practice law by deciding to engage in a career that, frankly, fleeces more people than not. Preying on the vulnerability of those in need seems to be the real hallmark of the Parks/Nida household. And "smart as a whip yet unsuspecting" Phaedra actually has two children with this man. These people make my skin crawl.

Boo Fucking Hoo, Tamra.

California, too. A prenup signed just hours prior to a wedding, especially one of this magnitude and import (to the program's sponsors) is pretty easy to challenge. There's even a Family Code Section which deals with presumptions of validity, including time frames for execution of the document. I would be surprised if Georgia doesn't have something similar, but don't know.

Vacations By Vicki: "You can have more than one penis cup!"

I, too read The Widow's Guide... and was put off by how formulaic it was. Let's see, the heroine is young, beautiful, educated, wealthy and widowed almost immediately by her n'er do well husband. She then spends the remainder if the book sleeping with young, handsome movie star types. The poor dear. Not sure what anyone is supposed to learn from this. Or even remember 2 weeks later.

Yeah, Lynn. And that really worked out well for them.

I find it amusing that a highly educated, urbane, sophisticated polyglot like Aviva decides that her best career move is to throw her prosthetic leg across a restaurant and bask in the fall out. Jeez, and I thought the Kardashians have made some pretty stupid moves in their pursuit of fame.

Good lord. Just read Caprice's Wikipedia entry...busy girl. And she has the nerve to be outraged about ANYTHING????

Ryan take care of his girlfriend's 3 daughters? How? He has no job except at his mom's gym, and that is ending in 2 weeks.

I enjoyed this show more than I thought I would. Yet I can't help but think that the producers expected Caprice to be the stand-out popular cast member. That's why all the lead up to the babies' births in the finale. I don't think they counted on Caprice turning a lot if people off with her entitled whining and self-obsession. So by the time the babies arrived I really didn't care. I found Caroline and the Americans so much more fun and interesting and, frankly I expected to "love to hate" Caroline. But she saved herself with her witticisms, common sense and the ability to make fun of herself. Hope there is a Season 2.

I just watched Bravo's "First Look" for next week's episode. Tamra is lucky to still have her teeth. Had she stuck her nose and beady eyes into my face and held onto my hands while I was attempting to peel her off me and telling her to get away, I would have taken a blind swing. And listening to Tamra and Heather rationalize and defend the behaviors that triggered Shannon's melt down, made me embarrassed for then. Classy. David, on the other hand, was kind, mannerly and quite wonderful to Shannon. He managed to support his wife without being overbearing and smarmy (I'm looking at you, Terry) I think the Beadors unintentionally succeeded in taking the Dubrows down.

I love people who complain about paying huge sums to their attorney(s) such that they cannot now put aside any money for their children's college education(s). Boo fucking Hoo. What did you do with all the $$$ you stole? By all accounts there was plenty to go around.

I like Caroline, but apparently she cannot go anywhere without her make-up artist in tow. Whatever happened to the oversized purse idea?

Dear god. The Dubrows are so annoyingly immature. I really like it when they get all self-righteous and nasty. Heather hunkers down, leans forward and narrows her eyes (as best she can...a little help here, Terry,'please). She then addresses her victim in a voice loud enough fir all to hear, speaking s-l-o-w-l-y and oh so deliberately, so that everyone can savor each syllable as it passes her lips. And Terry puffs himself up, trying to look important an sage like, but he still just looks like a snotty version of Jim Nabors. Sorry, Terry. I bet the two of them replay their big m moments in the car on the way home, with Heather playing all the parts (she's an "in demand " actress, you know.). Terry: "and then I said, "oh sure...like I care about taking you diwn. I have bigger fish to fry at my beautiful surgical suite in NEWPORT BEACH, where I sculpt the very rich body parts of some very rich celebrities. Heather: "Oh , Dr.Terry. You deserve the Nobel Prize for implants, gossip and self important mugging for the camera. (But why, oh why, are you not more attractive. I mean, Look at me! And you're in the business, for god's sake." Geez, you know, every time I see Heather, I think, "Scapegoat"

Dear god, will Annabelle PLEASE shut up about Alexander McQueen? I'm guessing she was neither his "muse" nor his "confidant". I'm thinking "stalker".

Add necrophiliac to the list of George's accomplishments.