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  1. Indeed, I just watched the first ten minutes and hit pause to switch to a Family Guy repeat. Though there was something sweet about letting them on camera to play during these trying times, and I think Taylor seemed more relaxed. (Not that she's normally uptight, she just seemed really comfortable with the writers.)
  2. In all of 5 minutes, Nancy gave more energy than Joan has all season. Plus she's cute and not afflicted with creepy botox/surgery-face close-ups. I guess they went with the bachelorette who would give the most alluring commercials/previews with the hot body and long blonde hair, but boy this final stretch is quite the snoozefest. Not knocking her - she seems like a perfectly fine person - but her eyes just look blank as these guys are expressing their "deepest" feelings. I've only watched these Golden seasons, but feel pretty convinced that the best part of the show is the first half or so when it's all the ladies/guys hanging out and having fun together in the mansion!
  3. Rome getting to sit on Jeff's stump felt like a Make-a-Wish kid's dream come true.
  4. Chock has been giving me bad mojo vibes since the beginning, but it wasn't until this episode that I realized what it was: he never breaks eye contact with Joan, which makes him look like a predator. Not a sexual predator, but just purely animal kingdom style, like he's eyeing his next meal. It feels so invasive and unduly intense (lovebombing might be the term) towards a person he's known for just a couple weeks. And I can't tell if they actually have "chemistry" or if he's just going in for face-sucking and she's too polite to resist. The possessive monopolization of Joan during bowling was disgusting. What a creep. And when Guy pointed out how Chock had his arm around her and Joan was snuggled in, I thought they cut to a scene of Joan with clear distance between her and Chock. Was she trying to move away a bit? Can't blame her one iota. Out of who's left, Guy's personal deal with his ex-wife sounds a bit unsavory, Pascal just seems unlikely to leave his home & business and have an actual relationship, so maybe Jordan is a dark horse. Bonus is that he "seems" the youngest of all if them (but I wouldn't be surprised if he were to prefer a woman younger than Joan).
  5. Whoa, did you see how quickly Makensey ripped that goofy tin foil hat from her head and desperately preened (with help from Rubina) when she saw it was the "dapper" Jerry O'Connell hosting rather than the expected Julie? Then he kind of stumbled through a response to her compliment while voting (the only one he went off script for iirc)... Keep it in yer pants, you two - he's a married man!
  6. Oh man, on his way out and I just realized who Joseph reminds me of: the Truckee River Killer (and Trudy's bf) on Reno 911!! That was an edge-of-my-seat vote, especially Makensay's - did not expect that. Quinn's shocked and fraidy face is never old. Let's go, LADIES!
  7. Pretty great episode! As much as Tucker brought to the game, these HGs are (mostly) bringing it in his absence. (Still waiting on Cam to be more than a reasonably pretty face/body.) Good for Leah becoming more of a presence. I was floored that Chelsie wants TKor on the block! Her DRs in response to Joseph's strategy analysis were hilarious. (And on a shallow note, she is really naturally attractive with minimal makeup.) Doesn't look like Leah is interested in making out with ya, Joseph, but let me introduce you to Lady Karma! (Not exactly an Angela fan, but good on her for finally keeping her trap shut and waiting for revenge.)
  8. Wow, does anyone remember the season in which the HGs actually had to burn articles of clothing on the grill outside (I think in exchange for a shopping spree)? Those were the days! Wish list for a future week: Joseph is on the block and the veto is how bad do you want it, and he has to shave his mustache to stay. Strike that, edit it: QUINN is on the block and HE has to wax off that prepubescent abomination.
  9. I bet Angela targets Cam next out of jealousy of his ability to generate actual tears when crying. Tucker definitely grew on me towards the end, and he did go out in a nice, classy way. Resigned but energetic during his interview. I feel like he's a quality t.v. show that stops airing while it's actually still good and avoids the pathetic decline into a disgusted hate-watch. (Looking at you, Walking Dead.) Pretty sure he'll be on the short list for an All Stars season.
  10. Please, please, please let Quinn have a humiliating week and be next out the door. (Which of course means he'll win HoH.)
  11. For SURE. Her little poolside fangirling - "of course he swims" <swoon> - seemed a little too cutesy, and then her inexplicable refusal to believe his trust in her made it clear (to this certifiable armchair psychiatrist) that she is straight-up jealous of the intimacy Rubina has with Tucker. The Mattrix was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this show. (Right up there with Paul's "nonononono" finale loss and the saddest flag waving over an apple pie ever.) "Did you know that the letter 'a' does not appear in a number until 'one thousand'? No, really! One, no 'a' there. Two, no 'a'... Eight, now you think that's gonna have an 'a', but guess what? No 'a'!" Holy shit, that's the hardest I've laughed at BB in ages. AI actually made Matt likeable and Joseph mildly interesting!
  12. Is that the first time Julie's promoted registering to vote? 🤔 Not mad at it, just seems a little weird... I hope Tucker wins HoH. Keep his chaos around for another week, but let him stew in his impotence after being completely neutered by Quinn's power lol
  13. Leah's outfit is giving me Olivia Newton John 80s flashbacks! Love it! 😆
  14. I vote to evict the word "God". I'd like a bleep any time someone uses it on BB (most especially Julie).
  15. I feel like Tucker may have taken the hair band rockstar thing a little too far and snorted some fire ants. Dude is almost nonsensical.
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