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One week, four episodes, cut off all four times even with padding. Not the worst thing, but it’s frustrating. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Found this on Facebook: Cartoon Network artist draws CN characters in Shippuden roles. Lots of inspired choices, like Finn & Jake as Kakashi and Pakkun, Samurai Jack as Neiji, and Robin and Starfire as Sasuke and Sakura. It's from 2014, so some of that might be outdated. Also, I thought Johnny Bravo was Killer B, but it was actually Zabuza. The former works way better . . . they're blonde and way too into themselves.

You think Obama wishes he could have taken the wheels off the White House before he left, like the Republicans from Wisconsin and Michigan are doing? Probably not. Man, those folks redefine "Sore Losers." I'm guessing Sam will be off for a spell after next week's I.C.E. special. I know the outrage can be ignited at any moment, but all satirists need a break to celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever is done in Canada. Tomi Lahren. Why is she still a thing?

Yeah, it's getting annoying to add extra time at the end of the DVR, only to miss the Moment of Zen. I can go to the Comedy Central site and skip to the end, but it's still a little annoying. I was good with Neil Brennan speaking truth to power. How many eight-year-olds are woke enough to be watching at 11? I thought the same thing. Random thought seeing the clip to J-Lo's new movie: "Is Larry Miller still playing assholes?!?" And he's bald now.

Team Four Star is doing its annual list . . . but instead of 24 days of videos, they're only doing twelve heading towards Christmas. The theme: best fights from the season. Here is the introduction video, along with #12. Also, I believe TFS will be abridging a movie, releasing it on Christmas. Last year was "Plan To Eradicate the Saiyans," which turned into a fight between the heroes and Santa Claus himself. Good times.

. . . .and Toonami is shuffling the lineup. Again. Basically, it will kick off at 11 p.m. instead of 9 starting in January. Get someone you love hooked on Iron-Blooded Orphans, then watch them slowly succumb to the despair!!

Well, most everything got resolved. Not that this was officially a season with an episodes-spanning arc, but it was a satisfactory end to a great season. Oh, and Santa Claus basically blew off South Park because they banished Mr. Hankey . . . over tweets. "Alexa, kill Kenny." And there's Cartman towing Kenny's coffin in the end. Classic. It helps knowing Kenny will be back next year. South Park calling out Bezos was good . . . and then it turned out they were facing the wrong way because they were all baked. In the end, we got important messages wrapped in hilarious satire. And Garrison didn't say a word all season. Good enough for me. ETA: RIP Scott. Your message will go far, even as your guts did not.

Goodnight, sweet nerd. Rest until Night 39, then the Reunion (where Probst will give him the most attention), and then the inevitable return trip. He has to be on the short list, right? Besides, if Cochran got a second chance to win, why not Christian? I'm still not 100 percent invested (can't pick out Angelina from a crowd), so I'm probably off when I think Davie is getting the Winner's Edit. He's smart, funny, and his name is "Davie," which is the best name to have when the theme is "David vs. Goliath." Balls jokes! Because Probst is twelve, you see. And he did say "guestimate," which . . . no. "Estimate" implies guessing, I shouldn't have to feel like Grammar Fascist for pointing that out. Who has the most votes cast against him/her in a season?Ad how close did Christian come to that mark?

Speaking of deals, nothing on the three-way trade that would bring Thor to the Bronx. Who wants that? You just know something bad will happen to deGrom, and Syndergaard will have his hair cut. It should be as treasured as, say, Bartolo Colon's gut. I'm mostly unattached to MLB. Who is J.T. Realmuto?

I have to agree. Basically, there is drama with these people, but it's not on a level where I openly start wishing for anvils to hurt people. Also, I'm thinking all of the Challengers get their own table way in the corner and back at the reception. Except for Wes. Wes will probably give CJ his first-ever savings bond. Lili is wary of CT's "work friends." She is a smart lady.

"Worlds will live. Worlds will die. And the universe will never be the same." My body is ready. Presumably all of the Arrowverse AND the Legends AND maybe even Black Lightning and his family. And maybe they could wipe out Earth-Riverdale. Something about Archie Comics characters being dramatic and sexy just ain't natural. And Tyler Hoechlin is basically Superman at this point, right? No collateral damage like Cavill, no Biblical metaphors like with Routh. Very charming. It's just too bad that his Superman can't really exist with Supergirl being a major character. And given that Melissa Benoist is awesome as Kara, that's an acceptable trade-off. I don't really see Clark and Lois expecting a kid and then getting hitched . . . but screw it, lets see how many people flip out. Great that the main heroes managed to shine through . . . and since Barry and Ollie were dressed as fancy cowboys for half of the episode, that was an acheivement in itself. Oliver talks to the Monitor, and it doesn't feel that forced. I don't know about the sacrifice, though. Part of me thinks this might be a "One More Day"deal, and Green Arrow and Oliver are thought of as separate people. But it will involve Felicity . . . because of course it would. Slow start to the crossover, there were a few holes (is Barry-90 gone gone???), and Brainy and J'onn seemed to pop up just to be included (not unlike Diggle getting roped into conducting two weddings last year), but I had fun. And nobody got turned into cats and/or puppets!

OH MAN, WOLFMAN'S TAG LINE!!!! HOLY FUCK, WE'RE GETTING THE CRISIS.

Seriously, do we need an epic to team those two up?

So they were living in sin the whole time? Oy vey. #kidding

Awwwwwwwww. Super Fetus will be the S5 Big Bad.

Great . . he's gruesome AND he still has the mullet. Poor bastard.

What weapon/device did Lois use? I missed it.

You don't supposed the genie gets stuffed back in the bottle, and Oliver's secret life is known by a chosen few, right? #grasping

Brainy ex Macchina! Oy. Glad J'onn finally helps out, but this late?!?

Sooooooooo Barry-90 wasn't honest enough?

I could go for a bottomless crevice.

At least we didn't get "Shall we step outside?"

He's Superman. I dunno . . . like how he read the blueprints for the Miracle Machine in Final Crisis. Near-infinite brainpower? I know . . . weak, and it wouldn't explain SuperMope over in Smallville.

Aw shit . . . Barry Allen's gonna wind ip like Zod!!

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