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Congratulations to Mike White. He joins Natalie Anderson as ex-Racers making it to Day 39. Even wilder, those two (along with Nadia) competed in the same seasons. Seriously, though, Nick has this, right?

Use your heat vision, Kara!

Angelina’s face: “Alison! Hi! Remember me?!? I fucked you last night!!!” ”With great power comes great responsibility.” #RIPSteveDitko #RIPStanLee, #PleaseWatchSpiderverseASAP

Heh. Mike has performance anxiety. Well, he is at a certain age.

I can imagine Natalie actually buying the device and Christian drawing blueprints. Seriously, does that have a name beyond “Dream Destroyer”? Awwwwww, Angelina thinks she’s got a shot.

I could see Mike accepting an invite, with the proviso from him that he gets a dogshit edit if he wins, because no one would see it coming.

Christian would have rocked this. Ditto Natalie. She’s so good, she puts that on her business card. Nick just got the million bucks, right? He takes Kara, the other two claw for the third spot. Angelina couldn’t handle three balls. “I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there!” - Larry the Cable Guy

How jacked will Probst be when they get to three balls apiece? 🙄🙄🙄

Mike hasn’t caught on fire in the sun . . . so he’s less flammable than I had thought. 🤷‍♂️

How much you want to bet Alison had a small breakdown at Ponderosa? That was the definition of “bitch move” from Angelina. I’d probably be in pain. ETA: Closest analogy: quarterback gets sacked in the Super Bowl, his hope to win is gone, the other team can just take a knee . . . and the guy who sacked him drops a deuce into his helmet. Basically, Angelina’s move wasn’t needed.

“I made a fake idol!” Alison: “Of course you did. Bitch.”

Mike White, killing me slowly. Tone it down, man.

Probst asks for idols. Alison gets up walks forward, turns back, throws the “idol” at Angelina. And then the beating commences.

That’s early June, right? It could happen.

Also, it sucks nobody found a second Nullifier. It’d be like dumping pig’s blood on Angelina.

Okay, Angelina is going too far with the tactics. Zeke’s boyfriend is the Crazy Rich Asians guy? Dang. I still can’t believe he’s transsexual, in the sense that he almost had as much body hair as me. I’m happy he’s happy.

It’s not boring, I’ll say that.

At least Angelina is being honest. “I have a safety net. Why not fall into it?” Mike isn’t impressed. Remember, he’s credited for writing The Emoji Movie, so he’d know about making stories. I recently found that out, and I was soooooooooo disappointed in him.

Mike getting this far surprises me. I thought he’d be out pre-jury due to sunburn. I’m conflicted about him potentially winning. On the one hand, he’s an ex-Racer. On the other, I hear he’s chummy with Probst. Nick digging into his spot. Once again, would Probst bust a nut looking at him??

Shit, I gotta rewind again. Mike and Angelina lied to Nick. OVER A SPAGHETTI DINNER! #Perspective

So, basically, Nick = Chris from Vanuatu?

Two manga-related thoughts: 1. Given the good vibes this season, you think the producers will push for a Battle Royale-type atmospherein the next edition? 2. So he’s basically Midoriya from My Hero Academia? “mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter . . .” Davie’s dog is named Rufio? So cute.

Shit.

Angelina was exaggerating, but I would probably have done the same in her place. I think Christian looks better with facial hair. 🧔

Rewatching the idol hunt. I am still open for putting traps in random hooks and crannies. 😈😈😈