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Is Lillian Morris out there? In the aftermath of last night, I'd like to know what the first finalist to bounce back from getting voted out thought of EoE. Yeah, she was weird, but I don't feel she deserved the stomping that the bulk of the jury gave her. And I'm certain that if she had known they'd be getting marooned with their posing clothes, she wouldn't have dressed in her Boy Scout gear.

Reality Blurred: Andy goes off on the finale. It does feel like the themes and twists are basically Probst fucking with us, right?

I've been okay with this season, even with Mona and Gary being Gary. I look forward to the episodes because I know that I'll be laughing. And with Gotham bowing out, LoT should be the de facto "don't give a fuck" comic-based series on TV.

My reaction: "What do you people [the CW] have against fun?!?" I'm guessing that the season doesn't start until after Crisis, with the team plugged into that event. Come on, how about ten versions of Mick trapped in a room with each other, communicating by just growling?

"The more you suffer / The more it shows you really care" - The Offspring, "Self Esteem" Heh. I understand why he would be asked to come in a special role, but I still think he's the most overrated player Survivor has ever cast. He and Amber were far better Racers than castaways. On the other hand, Sandra is awesome. Gone too soon in Game Changers, but she made sure she outlasted Tony and JT, ensuring she would be the only two-time winner in series history . . . and I think that was one of her main goals. First of all, I think the contestants were cast for their ability to be dumb. The following season was "Rob vs. Russell," and I'm convinced Burnett and/.or Probst gave us an inferior edition to make the next one worth waiting for. Jud/Fabio won by one vote . . . but two of his votes came from Naonka and Kelly, and they both quit the game. If they had been expelled entirely, Jud loses to . . . someone else. Seriously, that cast was a dud. Greta, now I'm imagining him in a robe, with RBG trying to kill him with her mind.

In my heart of hearts, I believe BMP will shut down when someone dies on camera. I feel that is their ultimate goal, and this episode did little to dissuade me from that Two players bowed out, and the others finished in a great deal of pain. Aside from a few interviews and the horrific image of the Wes Baby, this was a fucking brutal episode to watch. Still less of a clusterfuck than the Survivor finale, though.

This is sad. Very sad.

Least amount of time spent talking to people. Sia giving another $100K, which partially defeats the point of playing in the first place. And the next season's theme might be slightly less of a clusterfuck compared to EoE. Rob and Sandra as mentors? Nice idea . . . but I still consider Rob to be the end-all be-all most overrated player in the series' history. Sandra? Always awesome. And they're going to be living together! It's the sitcom we never knew we wanted!! I hope Mr. Twine and Amber signed off on that. Fewer asterisks compared to Jud. ETA: I still like Cochran. I can take his personality. I'm just waiting for the inevitable death match with Christian.

I think it's safe to say that the show is broken. Well, definitely this season. A guy spends eight days in the game, gets voted out, goes to Edge of Extinction, fails to get back in the game, lingers there for weeks, comes back on Day 35, and he winds up winning. Granted, Chris sacrificing his immunity on Day 38 to challenge and defeating Rick might have been the most baller move in the history of the show. Not enough to save EoE from being disappointing. This has to be the biggest clusterfuck ever, right? Worse than Nicaragua and the cast of idiots to make Rob and Russell look better. Worse than Redemption Island and a cast of idiots clearing out of Rob's way as if he were a Make a Wish kid that wanted to score a touchdown. It's not merely because someone who got voted out came back to win. Fuck, Probst probably wanted that the entire time. It's just how it went down that was so . .. blah. Sadly, David vs.Goliath raised the bar too damn high, and S39 probably won't come close to clearing it either. Oh, and I saw ZERO commercials for The Amazing Race, which takes over the 8 p.m.slot next week. I guess we know what CBS thinks about TAR. They fucking promoted Big Brother, and they probably haven't cast the next group of jackasses there. They promoted Love Island. Fuck off, CBS. The current TAR has been more fun after four episodes than EoE with fourteen.

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More of a Yoda role. Also, better him and Sandra than Rupert. But I still think Rob is the most overrated player ever.

Rob? You're overrated. Love it, live it. Dumbass. They're living together? I hope Amber and Mr. Twine aren't too concerned. Holy shit, they got structures of their faces. WOW.

That's what happens with thirteen jurors. I heard about next season's theme. More potential to backfire. Seriously . . . .no TAR push. If CBS had gone all in promoting the BBT finale, I'd understand.

More money could have been lost betting against that than in the Kentucky Derby.

I think Wendy tried too hard to be unique. That said, I hated that she was so close to coming back. She wins that challenge, maybe things would have been really different. There was a Ron?

Reem cleans up nice.

Without spoiling tonight's episode: should Edge of Extinction go down as the most clusterfuck season of Survivor ever?

*sigh* Damn it, Sia. "THANK YOU, SIA!!!!" Cut to zero reaction from the crowd.

Kelly trying to convince us people look up to her. Dump some red dye into her hair, she'd sound like Cara Maria. Probst acknowledges Julie! Shocker.

Probst? This show has gone way past relatable. I would've been better off with MTV reality "stars" and Staten Island-based vampires. Hey, Cochran! At least YOU were entertaining!!!

So much suck. So little time to properly go over it. Rick is going to S40. Bank on it.

No matter who wins, Julie didn't get votes. For Jeff, that's awesome for him. . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the show is now broken. So is Lil Morris' TV set after she threw a brick into it.

Dude. Tomorrow, my soul ain't gonna be cold. Put this season to an end!!!!

"Oy veeeeeeeeey . . . this season sucks!!!" Sing along, everyone!!!! You think Rick gets three votes because he was expected to make it to the end?

My fear: the finale runs through to 11, and CBS announces that the Reunion will be taped and aired next week, preempting The Amazing Race. Hence the lack of commercials. Fuck Love Island. Seriously.