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Anyone else feel this Santa might be as big of a dick as the Santa over on Teen Titans Go? Basically, that Kris Kringle keeps trying to butt in on other holidays, and constantly refers to the Titans as "garbage children."

I wrote an article on how beating Johnny doesn't give Challengers any luck. Zach and Paulie have a chance to break that, but it doesn't look good for either of them. Let me know what you guys think.

How long will Morty need to shower? I’m thinking at least an entire week, as he sobs uncontrollably from the memory of getting dragged pulled into a dragon orgy. Rick? Ten days with the dragon stuff and whatever the hell was up with the cat, but he probably has his own place for shame-showering. FYI, there’s a comic book miniseries right now mixing R+M with D&D, and it’s the second one. D&D isn’t my thing, but both stories read well. No dragons slutting it up, though, unless I’m really repressing that’s memory.

This week: after we get Abbacchio's sad origin, we see him and Bruno search for the Stand user that nabbed their friends. Abbacchio breaks out his Stand, Moody Blues. It ain't much in a fight as opposed to the other Stands we'll be seeing, but its ability to mimic a person's past actions is pretty unique on its own. I'll have to rewatch the episode, because it was hard to decipher what was going on. Something about the enemy making another boat and merging it with the first one, and Sticky Fingers kept making zippers. No clue. Next week: one of the highlights of Golden Wind.

Today is Nerd Christmas. First night of Crisis, AND the trailer for WW84 dropped earlier today. And all that we lost was Oliver Queen, Burt Ward, and Supergirl’s Earth. At least the stakes are high and not absurdly inflated. This is the end of everything. It can only be slowed down. And the forerunner of the superheroes has sacrificed his life. Yeah, I know, Justice Society, but Oliver was the first one we met. And everyone brought out their best . . . including Lena Luthor and her raging hate boner for Supergirl and her friends. She’ll do her part for mankind, but that doesn’t change things. I guess we started on Earth-38 because people could be evacuated on alien crafts. Given the shit from last year, I wouldn’t have blamed the aliens for bailing ahead of schedule, their ships leaving behind burns on the ground that would resemble a middle finger from space. They brought in Burt Ward for a “holy” line. Such a waste. Now I gotta wonder how thins would have been written if Adam West was still alive. Robert Wuhl was a nice touch . . . but I can’t see any E89 Batman being useful. Dang, Earth X is gone? Maybe Ray made it out. And his boo Snart. I don’t think he can make enough therapy puppets, though. Great for Sara and Ray to come back. Sara is still the best in any universe, and Ray is still the biggest goober you could ever meet. I missed those guys. Y’all don’t think antimatter can be stopped by intense fire, do you? Mick should be the one to save everyone. Oliver Queen is dead. Basically, that means Mia is Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime. Seeing Oliver run out of arrows, I could imagine Clint Barton laughing his ass off. I’m not getting the point of Old Man Queen, or baby Jonathan landing on that Earth.

Watching the after show. I’m amazed Kevin Smith hasn’t drowned everyone with those fluids. I like the Krypto lapel.

Geeeeez. Oliver Queens, folks.

Okay, everyone smack Monitor around!

“I saved you, Oliver. YOU ARE WELCOME.” Hey, Pariah!

He just left her the shield. He’s probably covering the story for the Endangered Small Town Press . . . until the antimatter hits. 🙄🙄🙄

Wow. Somewhere, Clint Barton is laughing his ass off.

. . . aaaaaaaand there’s the hate boner again.

“The wreck turned me into a badass time-traveling ninja lady!” #BasicSaraLance

Bright side . . . Ray is still a Goobersaurus Rex.

Best kind of wraiths . . . arrows and kicks can beat them.

So the Legends went to another Earth? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Seriously, has E16 been shown before? I’m lost.

Cut to Kate, looking for the nearest exits.

Who is this guy? Also, nice to stop Brainy.

Earth-16? Huh???

Lena. Ugggggh. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

“Are you going to arrest me?” “WILL YOU PUT AWAY THE DAMN HATE BONER, LENA?!? DAMN!”

BTW, notice its all “The Flash will die.” Monitor said jack spit about Barry.

Sara can beat down Harley and her Birds of Prey. Tell me different. 😜

Hi, Monitor! Still an enigmatic asshole, I see.