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And Rob has a dad bod. We really need to hook him up with CT.

Is Rob graying? Shit, I’m feeling old.

Damn. Why don’t you insult his mother? Also, his hat was more normal than Russell’s.

I don’t hate Ben. Am I naive to think he wasn’t handed the win by the show itself? That said, some people looked at then-and-now pictures of him, noting he looked heavier back then. My thought: “Well, yeah, when you pry Probst from his jock, he’s gonna be lighter.”

Ben is a Rob fanboy. Oy.

“Ya know ya only got fah cuz Tyson was a dumbass, right?”

Amber cries. Meanwhile, Lex and Kathy throw bricks at their respective TVs.

And Sandra! And those idols were damn impressive.

You know, I think there are only two other players that have won twice in foreign editions of the game. I don’t know if they rely on recycling in other countries as much as us, though.

Once again: how is Tyson here for a third time? And he has kids?!? Assistant Coach?!?? Wendall recognizes royalty.

I think Plan A was bills with Probst’s face on it. How long until Tony starts running in the woods?

The winner of that season spent 26 days on EoE. It wasn’t a resort setting, but someone getting the win despite only being in the game proper for a third of the game sucked.

Sixteen, actually. I feel like an asshole for not knowing most of the women. I think that the show’s bias towards males distracts me that much.

Does Rob have serial killer eyes, or am I imagining that?

Natalie performing the worst Roadblock ever.

Huh. Art people phoned in idol creation this season.

Heh. Sandra gets to run Tony out of the game again. 😈

Enough with the iPhone similes, Probst! Damn!!! ”Champagne! Wait, Todd isn’t here, right?” Yul Kwon: the first person that did better than Ozzy. Leave the toasts to Johnny Bananas, Probst. 🙄

Tyson looks like a guy who’d accidentally vote himself out. And he got invited for a third try. And he friggin’ won. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Amber? You had little business being an “All Star,” and Shii Ann was the only one that truly voted for you. #TrueFacts

Am I too cynical to think Survivor has been coasting on its original momentum? I think Tony peed himself, he’s that excited.

Idea for Day 38: Everyone votes except for the person with immunity In case of 1-1-1 tie, that person casts deciding vote 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Dopey episode. I vote we refer to Iris-From-The-Mirror as "Siri." And given the Alexa sponsor drop tonight, I think that would be the funniest alternate name. Can I get that nomination seconded? Yes, Barry looks like a dope for getting something's a miss with his Iris . . . but come on, how many of us would have thought "identity-stealing doppelganger from the mirror" if we were actually there? I had to remind myself of last week's stinger in the first few seconds. Meh on the Frost/Allegra plot. Only takeaway is that the writers seem to be nudging her and Nash together. As for what appeared to be Harry . . . maybe he's a post-Crisis refugee? There are lots of those popping up on Supergirl. I can also buy him being a ghost. Or maybe he somehow lived through the death of the original Earth-2? Amunet and Goldface have problems. I don't think instant mind-reading is a long-term fix. At least those two going at it wasn't as gross as the time Mick Rory boned his three-breasted warrior woman literary creation.

Standard Poodle wins, Whippet gets Best Reserve, and the judge is probably gonna get jumped by Daniel's legion of new fans. Wouldn't we like Poodles better if they had a less-antiquated standard for appearance?

This story was all over the place. We had stuff on 2004, stuff in 1989, stuff in the current day where we remembered Charlie's existence. And a serial killer is stopped before she actually starts. Why do I have a feeling that will bite the team later this season? Like, when Astra pops the souls from Hell, things get worst if their origins are undone? I think the person to feel most sorry for is Ava. Turns out she's a serial killer buff with her own podcast (hey, she's got more time on her hands these days), she gets trapped with a serial killer, she becomes the Final Girl (Sara qualifies, but she's been dead three times) . . . but thanks to the B-team, none of that actually happened, and she can't gush about her brief interview with Ma Meyers because she didn't kill anyone. I think she slashed someone, but her reign of terror was undone. On the plus side, Ava had a lot of fun . . . and isn't that the point? Everyone did great tonight. Well, maybe not Mick, who saw his old girlfriend stabbed and got his heat blast sent back to him . . . but thanks to time travel. he gets the girl in the end. One thing: the reunion takes place in 2004, which means he's sixteen years older than the lucky lady thinks he is. Question: how rough did he look as a teen where someone would buy that he grew up looking like that in the span of fifteen years? Gary accompanied John . . . why, exactly? At least Charlie got John to face his demons. Right? I get the criticism about Nate in general, but he can be cute . . . especially with Ray. And Ray drops a horse pun on Nora . . . I'm surprised she didn't smack him for that. Looks like Zari is getting flashbacks (for lack of a better word) of her other life. Watching her in Zardashian Mode was fun to see, and she got to see Behrad in action. Maybe she can become a Legend as she is.