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I belong to twenty Facebook groups . . . none of them as interesting to warrant a commercial.

Huh. A call Chiefs fans can’t be pissed off about. Niners have three timeouts, the two-minute warning, and the threat of Joe Montana executing at least one player if they lose.

Touchdown, Chiefs.

Groundhog for the win. Great movie BTW. Better groundhog: Phil or Chunk?

Rob Riggle. And my mind went to a bad place for about a half-second. Still funny. Chiefs narrow the lead. #OhTheresFootballToo

Holy shit. How do you let a guy be that open?

I think it’s more of an approximation. 🤷‍♂️

Family Guy flashback. “Hey, Lois! Diamond Jim has a Discover card!”

Grrrrr. Too many friggin’ choices for subscription TV. Now I have to be reminded of the expanding MCU.

At least the game isn’t a blowout. Those were a staple of the Nineties.

I immediately thought of Bill Hicks ripping into Jay Leno for doing commercials even though he already had money.

More Meet Dave than that. 🤷‍♂️

“Charlie? I’m a big fan! Here, hold my golden lasso.”

I’m always sober. I reckon I miss out on a lot of fun that way. Still tickled Shakira has a song with the word “Lycanthropy” in it. A lesser writer would’ve put in “werewolfism” and left it at that. 🐺

Your name wouldn’t have to be “Jemmye,” would it? #QuipForTheChallengeFans

Who’s the tatted jamoke? Why puts alcohol in seltzer? Is that Little Nas X? I’m out of the pop culture loop.

Amazon: “Nazi hunters, Jordan Peele, lady softly singing Neil Diamond’s ‘Coming to America’. Like you ain’t interested.”

War chants from the KC fans. Classy. Didnt even think of “The Waters of Mars.” Nerd fail on me. It would’ve occurred to me if David Tennant swung by and hissed, “The Super Bowl betting pool is mine!”

You know, if Colombia and Lebanon decided to take over the world through co-producing telegenic offspring? We would be FUCKED. Great halftime show. Pity Shakira’s backup dancers could only cover up one leg apiece. Once again: NO POLITICAL ADS! It’s like busting into church during Christmas mass. Blasphemous!

Anyone watch The Masked Singer? Only bit I saw was when Wayne Brady was revealed as the winner. I still think he peaked with his appearance on Chappelle’s Show. 😜😜😜 Gotta charge the iPad. BBS.

Subscription Fox News? The fuck outta here with that. Yeah, but adding pretzel seems forbidden to me.

Doctor Who starting on BBCA. In a commercial like the one for Wal-Mart, I’d imagine two TARDISes materializing and their respective Doctors banging into each other. Obvious picks: Peter Davison and David Tennant.

And some of them (not those in particular) have been abused. Dunno if there’s a point to them in football games. ”Google, could you punch me in the feels?” ETA: Pretzel Pop Tarts? The double fuck?!? And was that Jesus pitching them?

Bananas and hummus? The absolute fuck?!? I’ll have to post that . . . the Vine guy (Zach King) was there, and he was on The Amazing Race.

“I just got punched three times for my views on superhero movies!” I think there was going to be more going into it . . . but then Kobe died. ETA: “ja-kwan-ski trott”? Wasn’t he in one of those Key & Peele sketches?