Toaster Strudel

That was the lamest talent show ever. I burst out laughing when FakeHarry commented that they were more than pretty faces... most "talents" were some variations of a lap dance. I didn't see anyone playing the violin or anything. LOL poor Kelley expressing her love for the "people of this land" and touting her estate management skills. She's just a kid yet she judges all others on their shortcomings as "ladies." Poor Maggie will drink herself to oblivion if she is sent home. Maggie, you wouldn't be a fun princess, you'd be an alcoholic princess in rehab. I can't believe Meghan grabbing FakeHarry's keister at every opportunity. "A pig going through a python" - that's the kind of comment that he might find mesmerizing. Kimberley catching FakeHarry's attention by eating a hot dog the fastest... good grief.

Very disappointing not to see the reactions of the women that were lied to. Kelley's tattling was funny, and FakeHarry condemned it - only to use the information later!!!

Oh boy I feel so sorry for Kelley (she's so child-like and annoying). She banged her head for him and shoveled the most manure. She should have been FakePrincess. Karina is a board-certified gold-digger. He totally wanted to do her when he said goodbye.

I cannot watch from Canada!!!

Hallterview: "I'm going to go back to dating strippers."

Horrible news indeed! Luckily we have Rhondinella as our guide into the depths of TV depravity that is this show.

WOW guys - a 4-fer today! The only stand out for me was the $20G under the mattress? I think they wanted to scam the show.

I think Kelley would make a cool princess. Please someone get her out of there fast.

Number 1 in the list of questions no one will ever ask me: "do you play polo?" That was the worst badminton ever. The net was not regulation. There was no court. FakeHarry was playing in flip flops and he didn't know how to handle a racket. In fact, no one did. The rackets looked like they came from a cheap garden set. It's an outrage!!! Square Face Kelley feels like a genius because she was the first to be fooled by Fake Harry? Not only did she bang her head on the boat, but she was diving under the net for the shuttlecock (or whatever that substandard widget was), and shoveling more horse manure than all the other girls! I quite like her, I hope he boots her off soon to lessen the duration of her public humiliation. I felt sorry for Chelsea. She was being bullied by a moron and an alcoholic. FakeHarry seems like prefer the brainless ones, even Ana Lisa, who is no rocket scientist, seemed to be overtaxing his brain cells, so back off to 'Merica she went.

Was Mr Gunther the same guy that was at the reform school? I didn't think so but there was a resemblance.

Badminton? Count me in!

I'm going to translate this one for you: "we have an unbreakable bond of drinking together that a child would have interfered with, so we gave away the child and continue to imbibe and argue - for this we stay together." Kiss My Ass Case: That well-deserved smackdown was a thing of beauty. JJ moved me to tears today. Shameless scammers, "she didn't pat anythang in writang!" like her aunt had a penny to spare. OF COURSE the scammer's name is Brandi, and OF COURSE she'd have a child she can't afford with double-digit IQ David Smith, kiss-my-ass performance artist, whose idea of wit is mooning an old lady and throwing rocks at her car. The eyeliner was applied with a 2" paintbrush for that classic comic strip, Doonesbury look. I thought it made her look appropriately evil, it's a bit like a warning to strangers to stay away. Mark my words, the aunt will lend them money again, and they won't pay that back, either. I have a hunch she likes to martyr herself.

We must add: Full-headedly ...which has nothing to do with luscious hair, as you full-headedly know already.

Fikshun! ZOMG he's so good. I'm so happy they're not doing those annoying fake outs anymore. The tap dancer was boring. The ballet dancing lovers: she was good, he was not good at all, his footwork was extraordinarily sloppy and distracting. I loved Jaja!

The show airs at noon for me, it's not longer considered spoiler after the show airs.

Kangaroo Executor: The nerve of the slack-tongue, mouth-breathing brother suing his brother-in-law for an inherited car that legally and justly now belongs to him, for the whole amount of $9000, while living rent-free in the house, an unsold asset from the estate 1/3 of which should have been given to the now dead sibling, become part of her estate, and also been transferred to the brother-in-law that was being sued! He got the sweetest deal, the brother-in-law got the raw deal, and he's the idiot suing??? Unbelievable. I wouldn't surprised if he hoarded that house to the rafters and he's living with raccoons.

I too think the producers are behind his "choices." You wouldn't want a decent, educated, hard-working person to be subjected to the humiliating trolling that the finalist on this show will suffer. I'd rather someone fake and pretending not to be materialistic like Skankarina. Meghan's website: http://www.meghanramseyjones.com/gallery/

What was Skankarina cooing to fakeHarry? "Oh don't worry, I've dated celebrity soccer players before, I was ready to settle down and he was not (aka he was cheating on me), I'm used to this, I just want to love you for who you are, I haven't noticed the castle or anything." I'm looking forward to next week when one member of the skank brain trust find that fakeHarry is fake because WRONG HONKER. Quote fakeButler: "Jolly good! This should be illegal!" Jolly good? Are you kidding me...

He sent the only girl with a brain home, and kept Maggie the passing-out drunk, joy! I hope she makes it to the finals. Quote: "I always make friends with the bartender," surprising no one. The girl needs an intervention if she can't hold her liquor for her fake chance to win a wing at Buckingham Palace. She probably misses her trailer and her rescued pitbulls. That girl with the square face really banged her head on the boat. Seriously, that's how she thinks she can impress fakeHarry? With a fancy dive? I wonder if Camilla or Kate Middleton have a fancy dive. The twerking skanks all really boring and have no conversation, how can he have "chemistry" with one and not with the other???

Celebrating Opposite Day on JJ! We have room mates that actually mitigated their damages when one of them ditched the lease, and got awarded their rightful share! JJ even said: "good work!" What is JJ-land coming to? Then we had a bulldog owner that attacked a smaller dog... that appeared genuinely mortified in the hallterview! And instead of the usual excuses, she brought a credible witness that attested the bulldog was tied up, and the smaller dogs were loose. I believed her, and so did JJ. The small dog owner was pretty shifty about which dogs were tied, and the supposedly broken extendable leash as if the bulldog had chewed it off. She wanted to leave doubt the the bulldog might have been untied but she tripped on her own shoelaces when the said the bulldog was tied after the attack. She wouldn't explain it with "the bulldog must have been attached the whole time." So due to her negligence, her dog has no jaw. She should have put it out of its misery.

I hope to see more of the mysterious Hector!

By their logic, all funerals should be for free because if you charged the aggrieved for a coffin and a burial, you're just materialistic and greedy and the world is going to pot thanks to you.

Indeed there is nothing like it, and the show has opened my eyes to many sad realities; gun-toting teenagers shooting each other for no reason, people taking their guns out and shooting to make a point and killing people "accidentally," how easily a robbery turns into a shoot out, the usefulness of cell phone records and security cameras, how easily the code of silence gets broken when people get caught and start thinking about saving their own skins, and communities cooperating with the police to get the dangerous criminals off the streets.

Janelle's wide set eyes make her look like an albino frog. She's unappealing, and has zero personality.

OK so I'm sorry that couple lost their baby, but come on, they were infuriatingly entitled and transparent in their attempts to guilt trip everyone into freebies like it was their due. In the hallterview, she bemoaned how there are special circumstances where rules ought to be broken (entitled much?) and society putting money above everything else. Erm, if you're going to preach that money should not be important, let the DJ keep the deposit! It's just money, right? Maybe he has bills to pay? Good on JJ for ferreting out how they strung the DJ along for a long time before paying only 10 days before the wedding and didn't sign the contract.