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When Jorge bitches about "feminists" it's really code for "I want a REAL girly girl that will whip me into abject submission" - even though Anfisa keeps moving the goal posts at least he knows exactly what he needs to do to keep her fleetingly happy, and it's so simple: throw money at her. He doesn't have to worry about anything deep, personal, challenging... just toss cash around and everything will be good. The camera didn't pan down to his pants, but we know he gets his biggest hardon when she is mad at him. She can barely hide her contempt for him, which is the same contempt I feel for Jorge... so I identify with her LOL. Go girl, cash in! He's a sucker and loving every minute of it. After she kisses him goodbye with those bloated larva-lips and leaves him bankrupt, he won't regret a single penny he spent on this glorious foray into S&M. Pedro is over the moon... reliable hot water!!! Yes I love this service too. These two horny young things communicate via genitals only as their common gibberish (I can't call it language really) is at the level of the first 10 pages of a beginner second-language textbook. Oh the things they will discover when they start talking! Pedro knows exactly zero English and doesn't seem all that motivated - maybe he expects to conduct most of his social intercourse with his penis. Hey Danicole... did you know there is a word for "amazingness?" - it's "amazement." Another room-temperature IQ lazy blob that is ruled by the vagina's urges to get chimney-swept. Sigh.

DaNicole is a contraction of Dani & Nicole.

She might have talked for a few months but her idea of conversation is "I like corn flakes" and "I like sex" - I doubt that she plumbed the depths of Mo's sociopathic charms with a critical mind.

This page? https://www.facebook.com/hammajbeli4/

Cupp & Illya - I suspect a lot of drugs are involved. The custody loss, the tooth loss, the $20 for "groceries"...

I like shitty parents cases myself! Especially when their kids sue them and are vindicated. Like rent-to-own rims on one's stepdaugther's scholarship!

A man bun and oil slick hair... that defendant had my number! He's all mine, AngelaHunter.

Cane Corsos have killed people and will kill more. I think people have these stupid dogs and defend them because they enjoy the thrill of danger and instilling fear in people. People do watch slasher/horror movies, and often have a fascination with blood, gore, violence - having a potentially killer animal that is "such a lovebug teehee wouldn't hurt a fly, here put that newborn next to it" titillates them. Since Diane Whipple was brought up... the dog's guardians wrote extensively about their romance with the very viciousness of these dogs to the owner who was in jail. Same with the "American Bullies" bred by the numbnuts that hacked their ears off fancying themselves veterinary surgeons. I never have any affection for the litigants that own/breed/praise killer dogs. Nor have I any pity for the dogs themselves, which should not even exist. If pitbulls decided to attack me, they'd show little mercy for my screams and those of witnesses. My love of animals stops at killer dogs.

Cane Corsos are some kind of pitbull relative they shouldn't have been born in the first place. No tear shed here. It figures that these two irresponsible morons would chose to backyard breed killer dogs - and that they'd take the dog to a shelter because they are rightfully afraid for their own family members. Suspended license didn't want to admit the suspension was for an earlier DUI - that's my guess. I am mot sure about the Antonio Banderas case... I want to believe the defendant and make love not war!

That skeleton tattoo overlay on her hand... ugh. I didn't buy the Japan excuse, that part was way overplayed. The interventionist was excruciatingly slow and dozy.

The original premise of Fat & Fab doesn't need to be expanded upon, from the show's title I get the whole gist of it. But let's face it, happy people are boring. Look at me. I'm happy, and I'm a crushing bore. The last thing I want is to consecrate an hour a week watching other tedious, satisfied people. Yawn. Fat & Fab + vomiting after 30 minutes of dancing, being unable to ski, and crying like a baby on a bicycle... I love that the show is trying to lie to me so that I can do the work to figure out the truth. Unraveling lies is fun.

That's the only reason I started to watch this season, the ads with her fainting and falling on skis hooked me.

This episode was a colossal bore.

Simple: it's quite obviously a wide angle lens which will have a slimming effect on close subjects.

Splendid.

The Russian escort probably bitched and moaned that she couldn't trust him while pretending she was insanely jealous, until he relented and gave her all his passwords.

Where would she get the money? She is her parent's dependent, and has a dependent of her own. Is she working?

Because Jorge digs it, that's why!

Beth Spotswood In Da House OMG a warm welcome!

I noticed that too, the attraction for most of them appears to be 100% superficial. They gush about the physical attributes of their foreign fiances, but have nothing to say about their moral character. Nothing. Jorge is probably a masochist. He needs to acknowledge that his "type" wears black leather, cracks a whip, and orders him to lick the toilet clean. A feminist wants a relationship as an equal and he wants high heel prints on his face. He's right, that would never work for him.

Monalisa has got to have been a huge codependent and enabler. Her daughter committed a violent crime, and she is making nothing but excuses for her and painting her as an innocent victim "honor student." I bet her daughter's addiction lasted months, if not years, before a judge locked her up - and that there is a long gap of time between "honor student" and "armed robber." There must be a history, like forced rehab that ultimately failed, regular drug tests, probation, etc. I have watched every single episode of Intervention, I am pretty sure I have never seen a enabler/copendent/parent blame law enforcement before. "She did what she had to do" - so I guess they should have put her back on the streets? Monalisa overly identifies with her daughter, and looks like she is empathetic. However I find that she is callously lackadaisical regarding the trauma that her daughter inflicted on her victims. It's totally not registering with her. She's totally nuts.

Heather has kids???

We can start with Brainless Buddy! He is such a dopey simpleton with sub-reptilian levels of conversation. We know that was the attraction for Twitney. I find it hard to believe that there is another woman (Heather, who should have options) who finds this attractive. I am only looking at this personality because I have eliminated looks as a factor.

I thought it would be cool to have a thread just for Quitney's hired friends, I got mod permission for it! We can talk about all her sycophants!

I stand corrected, LOL!