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I have no problem with Nicole wearing short sleeves in Morocco. Many foreigners come here are we are expected to accept that they retain the costume, the customs and special diets of their native land and not frown. I do expect grown ups to stop ordering from the children's menu though...

Danielle was taking calls from the mistress because she was begging her for money too. Constantly. The homewrecker is Mohamed - he was prowling for women online big time immediately after the show aired. Lovesick women write to serial killers and Mohamed I guess? Same attraction.

Judge Judy you have to invite me next time you serve brisket!

He'd been fired from his Doha job and was shipped back to Tunisia, so he gave up nothing at all.

OMG what a righteous Captain Save-A-Ho! She's a drunk with $2000 bail on a DUI... and he helps her with... a car! That's going to go well!

They don't know that a "hit" does not equal "one visitor." My visit to this single PTV page might create 150 hits in the website log. Every single picture and programming element is a "hit."

No... Anfisa is his Christian Grey!

And who is a 3? I see more like a 0.2 running after a 4.9!

I never really noticed ticks anyway, I think TLC censored them for the most part.

I really enjoyed the talking head where superficial, cat-in-heat horny Nicole schools us all about the true nature of love with her kindergarten drawl. Planning a marriage after 3 weeks of online chit chat, she's got cred. I look up to this worldly wisdom. I'm going to write down all her philosophical musings in calligraphy script, then gilt and frame them. She is a superb conversationalist. I could listen to her for hours! Amazing! Cool! Amazing!

These five weeks will last an eternity for Azan. That sure is a test to his devotion to the green card.

They love each other deeply. I wish them well.

She could have diabetes or leukemia. She should count her blessings.

Nicole's vocabulary is very limited. "Cool" "Amazing" "Cool" "I love you" "Cool" "I don't like vegetables" "Amazing" and of course, the universal language of tears. Now we already knew that she is attracted to Azan because he's "hot" and but we learned today that she is super horny and thinks with her vajayjay. So, I am not sure on what level they are communicating for Azan to want to marry her after 3 weeks online (oh right, how you say, the green card?) and for her to declare him to be the love of her life (but maybe a dog humping your leg also thinks you're the love of his life?). She knows nothing about him... and doesn't want to know anything. When he tells her to control her urge to bone him in public, she has that contorted contrite expression like she's fighting the urge to sneak her hand in her pants and wank. Her mind is like 8, but her libido is 16 yr old male level. I'm loving Anfisa because like most people I love an honest person. Jorge is a puss and a doofus. She advertises who she is with a blinking marquee. He thinks she'll change after marriage! LOL. I think he got "robbed" aka a target of the underworld. And what got robbed... a grow op, maybe? Yeah I'd run away too.

I love how it's all about getting the visa and getting a passport, he's transparent as usual. Hate his choice of musical background. Can we ask questions like how to coax your victim into paying all the costs? Can he be sued for giving legal advice without being a lawyer?

I *think* Nicole may work for Starbucks.

I personally hate it when performers "break" - it takes me out of the skit completely.

I like Ryan now. I agree that he probably knows what goes on in the jail more than Maples does. He is both cynical, calculating and cunning. I enjoy his confidence.

She is working.

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That was fantastic, I hope you guys continue to make video comments on season 4.

The truth is that Mo was staying at Angie's house, the hijab-clad lady that counseled Danielle on the preparation of "halal potatoes" in Season 2. I am guessing she didn't want to sign up for more punishment by Sharp Entertainment, so the show never says, but implies through the visuals, that Mo was staying with Tom Janka instead of her. Janka and his wife have commented on Mo's page that he is like a "son" to them. My mind, in the gutter as it is, immediately thinks of 3-somes.

The towing plaintiff seemed really excitable, and he started out by lying about having permission to park, which threw shade over everything else he said. Further, the recorded conversation showed the defendants being level-headed if harshly business-like, but I think they wanted police because they thought he was a nut. I think he was a nut too.

I don't think Jorge was once a woman unless he went to sex re-assignment surgery with a "Groucho Marx eyebrow option" - no, I rather believe he was born with those shaggy rugs. You can't see his Adam's apple because he's fat. Things I am willing to believe about Jorge: He will bring her into his secret dungeon and hand her the whip His cholesterol is sky-high and he's diabetic All his money is borrowed and his weed bags aren't selling - something she's not likely to forgive He has an ex-wife and 3 children, is way behind in child support Micropenis Something lame like he has a 3-legged dog, pun intended

Jorge's fetish courtesy of wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_domination