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chenoa333

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  1. Erin: Season 15 winner. Re: that hideous "black hand holding a banana" print outfit: i just wanted one of the judges to ask her "WHO is this girl and WHERE is she going?" Then Erin could respond with: well she's like umm, going to her, like job at like the mall at Hot Dog on a Stick. No wait, maybe it's called like, umm, Banana in a Hand. But like, I think like, it's really like, cool and Zendaya wants to like, wear it. Erin should have been cast on Project Runway Junior. Her clothes are way too "cutesy" for women over 20. But like, whatever.
  2. Pardon my ignorance, but who is "the Queen"? Is it Andy???
  3. My mistake. I thought Gwen Stefani married Blake Shelton this year. And Yes, you're right. "I'm just a girl" was released 23 years ago. Not 30.
  4. I HATE these Life Alert commercials! Here's some "insider" info. I used to work at an alarm monitoring center (fire, burglary and medical). Whenever a medical alert came in to the call center, NONE of the younger (under 30) call reps wanted to take those calls. They let the call sit in the queue until someone (who actually cared) would take the call. Fire alarms were always top priority, then medical and burglar alarms. We had one young guy who walked off the job after having to take a medical alert call and he just said " i hate fucking old people". I hope that kid ends up in hospice before he's 45.
  5. I scored a beautiful Nanette Lapore top for $5.00 at Goodwiil! I was kinda being sarcastic when I made my comment (in ref to Ted Nugents brother) because i know Ted is an avid bow and arrow hunter. Had no idea I was correct.
  6. Season 13 Episode 11. Designers are sent out to find women for the challenge. Tim tells them NOT to choose women who look like models. So they all end up choosing skinny women Lol Not much of a challenge to design for women who may not be "model skinny" but they are still, regular normal size women. Another stupid "challenge" So staying on topic: did Heidi have her baby yet? WTF? NO TIM GUNN??? Say it isn't so! I love him!! I don't know if I'll continue to watch if he is gone.
  7. I think I love you DOSODOG! LOL I often wonder why "dog lovers" are ok with picking up a steaming hot pile of dog shit in the morning with nothing but a thin plastic bag. But scooping a litter box is so offensive. I love all animals but this is so weird to me. And changing babies diapers is fine but scooping litter is not! I think it has to do with laziness. And we know the HoWives are all lazy! Lol.
  8. And that is EXACTLY what Tamra preaches all day every day. "Stand by your man.." Thats Tamra's mantra. So it's ok for Tamra to defend her man but if any of the other women do that it's up for criticism and judgement. Fuck off Tamra (and Eddie the biggest pussy house husband EVER).
  9. So ALLEGEDLY, Steve is dating Vicki for her money? Because a man who has had a lucrative career in law enforcement is broke ass poor? I know everyone on this forum hates Vicki. I don't. I think maybe Steve and Vicki might be able to have a nice relationship for however long relationships last. I I'm done looking but one thing I know for sure...nothing lasts forever. Enjoy and embrace what and who you have in your life that makes you happy. It might not be there tomorrow.
  10. Can Tamra's nose get any browner? I can smell her from where I'm at. Granted, she lives about 7 miles from me but she still stinks.
  11. Yeah. That one pisses me off high on the Pissed Off Scale. I haven't seen it aired here lately but I know it's comin' around again. Who has that much money to pay for "A Place For Mom" cause dad is dead and had no money when he passed. Vultures...blood sucking vermin. All of these "care for the elderly" places.
  12. I was hoping nobody would mention this ad with the 30 year old ancient song by Gwen Stefani. Hate the commercial, hate Gwen, hate the song, hate her drunk husband, hate her red lips. Hate Macy's.
  13. NEVER EVER NEVER will I get sick of the OC Energy bitches getting in that teenage cat fight! That was/is what this show should have more of: REALITY!
  14. And I love the tacky sign above the doorway that says KITCHEN! LOL. I'll bet Tamra has those stupid signs in every room...bedroom: "this is where the magic happens. So blessed". Bathroom.."this is where the magic happens. So blessed". Pool area: " thia is where the magic happens. So blessed".
  15. Yes. Exactly. Bullseye. Nailed it. Maybe it's because most over weight fat ass men simply dont care that they are fat. Please note: I said MOST men. Not all.Why not just call your product "Contrived". And fuck you again Contrave. I think i just fucked you 5 times in the past 2 hours. I need to take a nap.
  16. I remember (many years ago) there was an Over the counter pill that burned (allegedly) fat. One of my gf's used it and she said it didn't do it's proclaimed weight loss promise, but she did spend extra time in the crapper. And if she dared to pass gas....it was messy. So Fuck you Contrave. Again.
  17. Is that the diet pill where everyone in the commercial are females? Lots of females. A sea of "overweight" females? Fuck Contrave. I'll bet it doesn't work. And Fuck Contrave again!
  18. LightningGirl, thank you for expanding my vocabulary! I am hoping I get to use "douchenozzle" on someone in my life very soon. I'm guessing it won't take long!
  19. Here is DISH TV's description of tonight's new episode: "Tamra's birthday party for Eddie ends in shambles after an explosive comment is made." I hope it's a brand new explosive comment. One we've not heard before. If it's Eddie is gay I'm done. We shall see!
  20. Yes...there's that too. He's probably got plastic garbage bag ties in his trunk along with lots of duct tape! Lol.
  21. I forgot about that commercial! It's one of my top 10 most hated. Who gives a fuck what designer label is on your shoes? Certainly NOT some hot guy that wants to have sex with you. I guarantee those used Louis Vittons are coming off before you hit the bedroom. I have to confess I buy shoes at the Goodwill...sandals. I've never had an issue with contracting a foot fungus. I don't think the fungus can live long if there's no foot for the fungi to feed off. But that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it! Lol. I love my shoes from Goodwill!
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