Baltimore Betty

I agree with a lot of what you said, there are a lot of moving parts with when you are a chef on a super yacht, the guests can change their minds about what time they want to eat, what they want to eat...that screws up the work flow for the chef...also, the guests can be dicks so there's that. Have we seen any chef prep for the dinners, especially for those ridiculous tasting dinners? I am surprised that a chef would not have and amuse bouche to keep the guests happy between courses as well as a stew interacting with the guests, pouring wine, etc... And most importantly, keep Sandy away from the kitchen and guests.

Although, the back side of that house looked really nice with the lighting...when it comes to a lake house or beach house I would have opted for a different aesthetic, why make build a house that looks like every neighborhood inland?

Her exit fund from Chris or the show?

I know! Hiring a chef and kitchen staff would have given her a much needed break from the kitchen and she could have enjoyed her birthday a little more. Catering from foil pans is not a big deal but they could have had chafers to keep the food hot, maybe set up a nice looking buffet, I get a little OCD about the randomness of buffets, hodgepodge placed on a crowded counter top, foil lids all over the place, sharing space with the package of English muffins and snack foods, I am getting hives thinking about it. (Yes, I know it seems a bit much but I have a lot of years in catering and I have a trigger about messy buffets). Also, I was not impressed with the little touches in that lake house, I don't know why I was expecting nicer shelving in the pantry, hated the wall colors, I know, stupid stuff.

Mother and Sister Asuelo and the other one come to Utah to have a sit down with Family Kalini, who paid for the airline tickets? Asuelo picks up mother and sister from the airport and they ask where Kalini and kids are...why wouldn't Asuelo say that with the car seats plus Kalini there would not be enough room in the car instead he says no, she didn't want to come. I think the only reason that family convo went well was because of Lo's presence, mother and sister would have gotten in the women's faces if there was no elder/male there. Also, give me money.

That was my intention.

Aye Captain, my engines can do it!

I know what you mean, crude. I feel like most of the HW's that talk crassly about their lady bits and biological things that happen their bodies is a way to be hip and cool. I've said it before, Leah gets in your face, she wants to say thinks just for shock value and make you uncomfortable, I could not be friends with her, she is just too cool for me, please read that last bit in a snarky voice.

The boobs in her lap, geeze she is only 30. Contrary to what she says, they are not perky.

Ok, I will spill a little gossip, my ex husband was dating a woman who had perfect children, (that what she will tell you, just ask her), her one son got married, had a decent job, he got caught in a hotel room soliciting an undercover policewoman posing as a "lady of the evening." He was taken in to custody and spent the night in jail, his wife could not find him, worried sick, everyone was calling hospitals, friends, etc...she eventually heard from him and then packed a bag and headed to Florida to stay with her parents, she eventually came back and promptly got pregnant. There would never be a big pay off from him, (he lost more jobs than he ever had), so instead of looking at the real situation in front of her she pretended they were good and had a baby. So this guy, just like Michael and his wandering ways would rather shut their spouse up by giving her a baby or two rather than actually addressing the issues...why is adding another layer to a shit sandwich the go to move?

I thought her dress was too much, too much going on, I did not think it was the best choice, her hair and makeup were flawless though.

The dress looked like something we would see on the original Star Trek series as an evening dress at some space party.

Did I miss hearing why Scott gave money to John? I don't think John is hurting for money, right?

Yeah, nobody got shot in the pool,(hot tub), at the end of the evening, lol.

Donny Osmond...1971, I fell in love with him, I will never stop loving him, I will be patient and wait for him.

Frederick is less than an hour from me, (I drive fast)...how have we never had a Primetimer meet up with all of us Marylanders?

I remember that but I think there are others among us here in Baltimore.

She will get more money with each child she has...child support and alimony. Anyone think it was an IVF baby?

I cannot wait till Darcey brings Georgi the Bulgarian Fabio with High Pony Tail to meet the family, watching them watch him and trying to take any of it seriously. At some point, and I predict soon there will be a pissing contest between the Silva Twits in front of their men just like they did in Albania. Why does Darcey have trouble with the English language, she was excited about meeting Georgi of Bulgaria and said how nice it will be to be "treated out," has she had so much foreign dick she can no longer think and speak in English? Does anyone know if all that fake tan stuff Darcey was brushing all over her would come off on the hotel sheets?

I predict that someone or some company will buy to rent out for a short term lease/party house. That happens in my neck of the woods from time to time, big houses sit empty, unsold so they rent it out and suddenly you see the house down the street from yours on the news with the police and fire engines showing up to break up the party and fish a body out of the pool.

Wait, are we all in Baltimore?

OMG, that is funny. I think they did blur the lady bits.

And that folks is why we need a barf emoji.

Sure Mom, I'll leave my high school in the middle, leave my friends behind. I thought Darcey was going to take that rose her daughter had gotten, thinking it was meant for herself. Why does Darcey need to bond with her girls? Don't they live under the same roof? Aren't they the most important things in her life, she puts them first, etc...oh, right. Every time Darcey says she is the cool mom I always think of Tina Pohler from Mean Girls, lol.

That headboard in Bulgarian Boy's hotel reminded me of a plastic laundry basket, at the right angle it looked like they were in a laundry basket. The feeding each other has to stop. Why does Darcey have to fish for a compliment? Standing in front of her latest victim she asks, "How do I look?" "Do I look snatched?" and bats her eyelashes begging for an answer...the Bulgarian Fabio barely answers. Darcey is made of insecurities, desperation and cheap perfume.