Baltimore Betty

I laughed out loud at this, I read it like Dwight Schrute would say it, "Fact! Kyle can't act!" PK and Dorit haven't told their kids about the separation but shuttle them back and forth between their homes, I have to laugh when Dorit said the kids are at PK's on the weekends, like what difference does it make, neither one of them go to an office during the week or probably make a business call at any time during any day, the kids have a solid 9 to 3 situation, the parents don't and that strikes me funny. Sutton's black carpet for the party just looked so icky I cannot get past it.

But it is barely her show, she could give us big fashion business scenes, she could give us a day in the life of, etc...I would watch any and all of that but these superfluous, exasperating bores are the ones doing all the talking, Jenna is very quiet. Did Pavit ever take that trip to Viet Nam for a twenty minute vacation? He sure does talk about airline miles and points a lot, like air travel is really driving his being against having another child, he said it is hard enough trying to find four seats together, five is just too hard. I think he has to come up with a better, more honest answer than travel arrangements. Ubah still bugs me, everything either makes her shriek or puke or fake puke. Grow up.

100%! I am no prude and can have a mouth like a sailor but geeze the dick stuff is just so heavy handed, it's not funny or clever, it is tiresome just like every time one of the HW's utters the word "vagina," thinking it is edgy or cool, it is pathetic at this point. That said, a tipsy romp thru whatever that adult playground that was could be fun.

Are any of the women nodding in agreement that PK was a raging alcoholic like they all have seen him lit up on various occasions and problematic? I do not recall hearing about PK's drunken antics.

I know Garcelle had real credits to her name before BH but let's face it, women of a certain age tend to disappear in Hollywood so good for Garcelle getting more work and vehicles to direct, opportunities from her face being on camera every week and keeping it classy has really worked for her.

I thought so too, I got the impression EJ knew this info prior to this scene being filmed because she started to smirk as well. Let's go to the Beverly Hills Design Center to shop but instead of shopping let's discuss something painfully private such as a separation then do not buy anything and leave, those two could have gone out for coffee to do that scene. Funny how Erika looked at the price of a box (something like $1000+) and she gasped, oh how the rich have fallen. Maybe if she had gone with a decorator, she would have gotten a discount. Sutton's party was interesting looking and at first I thought they were walking on black pea gravel or dirt. Surrealism certainly is in the eye of the beholder according to some of the costumes worn that night, how does a ball gown translate into surrealism? Kyle can cry me a river because she cannot get a chair thru a doorway. Kathy takes glam squad to the extreme, IV's, face masks, lip masks, someone standing by with a milkshake, and of course she has a treatment room, we should all come back as Kathy in our next lives but we would know when it is acceptable to take our weaves out. Garcelle is making movies, producing, directing, etc...HW's has been very good to Garcelle, giving her exposure so she can get a foot or her whole self in the door, good for her, she knew how to make the HW show work for her. Stunt casting only happens once?

OMG!! We are still at Dodge Ball??

Maybe I don't know much about surrealism art but antlers? Very few guests really went for the theme, Erika did because it was an excuse to wear a body suit. Boz looked amazing as did Garcelle but not on theme, and I didn't get Sutton's costume tie in to her theme either. Yellacat is Erika in 10 years.

Truthfully I think Teddi could even make an affair boring.

And to make those date night dinners even more awkward Emily gives Shane a large boudoir photo of herself.

I want to be in Emma's corner but she lost me, doing the least and looking pathetic while doing it...she really cannot be surprised that Gary spoke to her about her work ethic or lack there of. Cloyce made a few interesting courses for the Sweet 16 but it was three tiny portions then the cake? Well, at least he made a cake that looked good. Every time Glenn decides it is time to sail the galley and stews are always surprised, shit goes rolling, we hear dishes and pans crashing, cabinets fly open etc...it's a sailing yacht why don't they store things securely all the time? So the mother of the birthday girl traveled with cheap decor, tiara's and fans and whatnot but requested a white glove dinner? Sure Jan, those two things align.

This, big time! She harasses her daughter on camera to give her money, Wendy gives her $500 to shut her up, I doubt $500 will go far for Mother Wendy. BTW, that restaurant The Harryman House is across the street from my house, I had my second (most current marriage, lol) wedding there, eat there frequently, I can see it from my house, literally 350 steps from my front door and somehow I missed the filming, had no knowledge of the filming, like nobody in my little historic neighborhood said anything about it, UGGGHHH! Back to business: Karen's deflection is loud and clear, but it does not matter because her show friends are not going to be in the jury box or on the judges' bench, those are the people she needs to impress but I think we know how this second timer is not going to seem impressive to those in the courtroom. Ashley is now saying that her lawyer thinks that she will be able to sign divorce papers by June (of whatever year), did she sign them this past June? I didn't think so. Jassi makes a party for her bf, it was lackluster. Did Jassi think this party was going to be the "Watch me entertain, this is how you do it!" moment for her because it wasn't. Mia, messy, messy Mia. Gordon is getting back at her every chance he gets on camera so I wonder what he says to her when the cameras aren't there! Inc did not know about Mia's abortion but didn't seem to pressed about that, Gordon is trying to blow up their relationship, Inc. didn't seem to pressed about that either however the kids have had to hear the grown ups talking, right? Gordon is not doing those kids any favors by spilling the beans about their mother. The tag line Inc. is forever might not be true, messy is forever is more true. Was Gizelle in this episode? LOL. Did not miss her even if she was there.

I think it is BS, nobody is buying what she is trying to sell.

Here I sit 352 steps away from the Harryman House where Wendy had the after graduation lunch with her family and I had no idea they filmed there! I even had my wedding there, I can see the restaurant from my deck...how did I miss the filming? UGH!!

YES! I have always thought Alexis dressed as what a man would like to see her wearing in 2010, very outdated but then again so is her mindset.