Baltimore Betty

What are Kid Nelcha gloves?

It is or so they say but Raquel said she always wanted bacalao when she wasn't feeling well, it was her comfort food...hmmm, dried salty fish is her comfort food?

Funny thing, I go in spurts of when ever I look at a clock it is always 11:11 AM/PM, just 11:11. Odd, right? What was Erika wearing to the party? It was neither diamonds nor denim...she looked like a flasher. I wonder if anyone at the party wanted to tattoo Kyle like she did on Morgan, lol. Jennifer is trying to be wacky, Garcelle is trying to maintain her calm but they have to be the keepers of Sutton, I want to keep liking those women but what is Sutton's deal with yelling at Dorit, it's like yelling at a cat two seconds after they do something wrong, they don't remember what they did. I want Sutton to give up dealing with Dorit in every capacity.

I wish she would tie those scarves in a more stylish way, the way she had it tied on her head looked like she was covering those old fashioned pink spongy curlers.

I covet their refrigerators. SMEG products are expensive, they partnered with Dolce & Gabanna with the prettiest prints. Did anyone else clock Sutton when Jennifer T. was talking about her things, Sutton totally rolled her eyes. I do wish Jennifer would film in her main house, I'd love to see how that one is decorated. Her jewelry is drool worthy, so old Hollywood, that Simpson's money is good money! So Dorit will just be yelling at everyone this season?

YES! She always seems to be wearing something with huge ruffles and way too fussy, like nothing that fits behind the steering wheel of a normal size car.

I sort of watched this last night, I didn't pay close attention to the action but some things stood out. Erin showing the family jewels to the girls would be grounds for divorce in most marriages or perhaps just a huge fight, I am surprised that the women wanted to see it, like that is none of my business no matter how fabulous it is, that was a bridge too far for me. Raq's mother seemed to love seeing her daughter and her friends but I bet it would have been better off camera. Rebecca was far too kind when talking to Brynn about her comment about kids and having her own room but I guess that was her Scientology training, lol. Ubah, I will never be able to figure her out, she is a 13 year old most of the time, proving how she could run in heels down the street to prove a grown up wrong. She needed a bra with that dress. So far we have not had her throw up so thats good. That is all I got from that episode.

And five hours of clubbing to boot! I thought the guests were a little boring. The apres club food Cloyce made was nothing great, I know they requested some of the things served but Cloyce could have leveled up on some of those things. The guests leaving a $24,000 tip is so bogus, Daisy couldn't even deliver a decent cup of coffee and didn't have the forethought to bring a tray of sugars and creamer and pot of hot coffee but instead made a rookie mistake trying to guess how much cream and sugar someone would want in their coffee. The crew goes out partying and then return to the boat to rub up against each other in the hot tub and in an almost desperate last call before the lights are turned on in the bar sort of way there is a make out session that looks as steamy as a tepid shower and then walk to the primary cabin. Boring.

I know I will not watch that crap, what do you think the demographics are aiming for?

Old Spice deodarant and soap products, seriously why don't they just buy more than one bottle!!!

I thought I was the only one seeing that. Side note, I went to an auction the other night and one of the items was the original Mondy the Sea Monster costume, I thought @chessiegal might want to wax nostalgic about Capt. Chesapeake. I still don't understand why the Yeti would be called if there was a cookie emergency, wouldn't Santa just leave coal for everyone and move on to the next house in search of cookies, I mean Santa has a lot of houses to get to,(allegedly), does he really have the time to sit and enjoy a whole cookie and milk buffet?

Worst clothing ever in this entire episode, nobody knows how to get the correct fit in clothes nor do they know from the right underpinnings, Potomac HW's is where fashion comes to die. I nearly did a spit take when in the car to Karen's house Ashley said she and boy toy were hanging out, at that moment her boobs were spilling out of her top, coupled with no underwear does not say "classy." Also in that car ride I noticed Gizelle's dress is about three sizes too small for her top. Honestly I do not think there is a bra or a pair of panties among that group of HW's. Ashley's dress is offensive and stupid. Karen's questions were the dumbest thing ever but in keeping with her deflection...asking if anyone else thinks their partner has ever cheated, oh come on Karen, what did you think you were doing in that moment? Asking those personal questions was stupid, answering any of them was even stupider. We know that TJ and Stacey cannot answer any of those questions. Choking? WTAF? Sure Stacey, you are the dominant one. TJ cannot give a straight answer to any question because well. Josh and Nnamse(?) are paid to be there. Jacqueline shows up to a party she is not invited to, shocker.

Tomorrow is Karen's trial, I thought I'd be able to go and watch but life got in the way so I cannot issue reports from the front...anyone in that area have time to kill please go to the court house and report back!

I agree with you, my parents estate came to the surviving children, (my sister and me), after I go everything is to be split between my two kids...I am guessing that Father Gizelle made mention of a trust for the girls but maybe never went thru with it. What could be happening is everything was left to the wife and whatever is left after her death goes to Gizelle? Who knows but Gizelle needs a story line so I guess we will go along with her to an appointment with a lawyer.

It got five stars???? Maybe they were rating the shipping time.