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Christi

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  1. Favorite part of the episode? Rosie the Sniper bolting from the cat fight..With the WTF face..I love u Rosebud Second? Dina's date..heelloo..I'll work on the hair...lol And I never find any of the hw's dudes remotely attractive ..ok Phaderas criminal hubby...I know I know...shoot me
  2. Uhhh.if every husband didn't pick Lizzy to fuck outta that gaggle of hens...they are lying or gay...or Lizzie's husband apparently haha
  3. The resort was okaay...but all the vacation resorts on these reality shows look like the same place to me...kardashians etc... they are like the McMansions they live in. No history, exploring...just touristy things, champs, and wait staff and feather beds. Ok...I'll take the feather beds, and luxury suites are a fun treat...but if it's how u live every day..what the difference? NYC went on a couple of fun places this year...but otherwise it's like they drop them from a helicopter into some random spa for rich idiots who think they are adventurous
  4. On the fascinating subject of their patoots. I believe that have had Brazil an Butt lifts...Google it...they look just like what they have. That's why their thighs look slimmer than they were. Also Kim did that awesome Butt extra that showed no implants...duh Kim. No implants. ..they just hike up your leg, back and hip fat into one squishy giant blob. Here ya go...In their words.. "Tots Obvi" http://www.realself.com/brazilian-butt-lift/before-and-after-photos I'll take the bullet and get one so I can report accurately...I'll be setting up a donation in my name. Mine shall be of human proportions of course. Uhh....that would imply that she hasn't been already...not sure how much they have been drinking of course..but ill bet my new butt that they enjoy their medical marajuana quite a bit...I would too, dealing with those loons
  5. God these people completely suck.. Jesus H Christ. That kid woulda lasted as long as her white kitten did. Fuck...and carrying around the Vogue issue in every scene?? seriously?? And Kim has Executive Ass on the computer looking for adoption info...and then they ask the hotel owner?? Allllrighty then...weirdos. Another awesome thing...Kim wants to be married in an old French Chateau....but no wait...she wants to put crap all over it...you know...so it looks new... Honestly, I dont have kids but i just think about the parents that let their pre teens watch...thinking that its just a fun kinda show... Hey mom...can you smell my and sister's vagina??? Its fun game! I hate all of you...more than you can imagine :( P.S. Is Rob dead yet?
  6. Madonna Boy would be a way better Fake Steve Perry, or Fake Boy George. Thanks dude, Ill be waking up screaming after seeing that hideous makeup in HD...jeebus
  7. Gotta say tho...the kids sure seem pretty happy...
  8. Sp Robin's kid...he cant open his one eye now? In some pics he had both open....never noticed before. Sorry, cant bother to remember the names. I was surprised that there were a bunch of em i never knew existed. The one that gets headaches and has to have things 'just right' has some kind of a syndrome...Aspergers perhaps?
  9. Caleb scares me. In his is introduction video, he is REALLY into hunting and killing. Like, it appears he REALLY gets off on it. I dont think he will go on a human killing spree of course, but he appears unhinged. Especially if you add in the all the racial and violent posts on the internet, and his weird obsessive thing with Amber. I know there are a lot of hunters out there...and I can not see eye to eye with them, but Caleb appears to be on a whole other level shuudddddeerr
  10. The ear biter is a cop right? that cant be good....
  11. I dig the two newbies....they are SORT OF of our Greek chorus. They are dilusional of course, but hey havent drank the entire vat of Kool-Aid yet. I FLove the chick with the long dark hair... it was NUTS that she wore the same hideous travel outfit of her mentor (cant believe I typed that, or let it rent space in my brain lol). Anyone watch Jerseylicious? She reminds me of the makeup artist (?) on there...
  12. I like these guys on their own. Cant believe it. The cases are stupid, but it does showcase that they can be funny, are real friends, awesome at what they do, and are more than sidekick bafoons of Da Wives
  13. Loved Kloe's coat tonite...would totally wear it.. http://heavy.com/entertainment/2014/02/khloe-kardashian-fur-coat-fuck-peta-yo-faux-photos-pics/
  14. I wanna know how he got the dress in the first place, and how it came up that he was going to rock it as a scarf for the entire day ...wtf
  15. snore Their stupid visit is, Im sure; a ploy to introduce a new show...arent all the stupid family visits?
  16. Uhhh...WTF? if thats the dog's real poop..Blue is obviously very sick. They are so clueless, they dont even mention it. My only hope is that its all for the show...and that wasnt real. Or at least that one their minions, that we never see on camera, takes Blue to the vet.
  17. I actually liked it!! I also think it is great to have this follow the Kardashians. Teens and younger watching that show probably think that plastic surgery will fix all their problems, and its effortless and glamorous. This show, tho still glossy and Hollywoody, depicts what CAN happen.
  18. Elena is my girl crush...so she can do no wrong. She was strapped to a table 4 two years...wtf? I think the rivalry between her and Terry is very real. They are both Gaga impersonators. ..im sure competing for the same jobs before this show started. Terra is a big personality, and there is a younger, prettier, sweeter Gaga in town....and she no likey. Joe is a douche, played out for tv or not...if he had a chance with Elena, Terra would be road kill. posted already in the Elena thread...but would she be the most amazing Tinkerbell ever at Disneyland? Omg...if i was a kid and met her there...i would believe fairies were real for the rest of my life
  19. I love her! Keeping thinking that she would make the most amazing Tinker bell ever at Disneyland!!...but I'm sure she makes way more at that Madhouse show
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