MollyB

Check with your personal steward-your wish is his command. We also have a 'rehab' lounge that shows the show for those having relapses-staffed 24 hours with Sharon and Phyliss' therapists. Can't miss it-located in the dingy trailing the Miranda.

So I have this really big boat called the Miranda ("O brave new world,That has such people in't!") for people who are no longer watching Y&R. Full bars with Grey Goose,Yellow Tail and craft cocktailers, on every deck, activity rooms that explore mankinds' diversions from outtathecave to intoouttaspace, plenty of retro movies and soaps (continuous showings), reading rooms and book discussions-this month is Harper Lee, real workout rooms that are not in hotels and paneled in Victorian Elm, and the buffest, hottest, totally dressed for =ahem= tropical weather stewards attending to your every wish. Book early and often. All aboard!

Yup. Got that in, too, and finally watched The Sopranos. Amazing what you can do with an extra hour.

with or without the Hot Dog cart reception? Gonna miss your recaps, banana, but I understand why you tuned out. Since so many are giving up, I propose that the Preverts go co-op and each member watches one day then recaps it for the others. And everybody snarks at will. C76, (I, for one, shouldn't watch any more. I have things to do.) go ahead an quit-since I have not been watching (over a year now, Pratthole), I have started a business, lost 10 lbs. exercising, discovered Audio books and realized the sun comes up every freaking day. Who knew? And surprise! No withdrawal if you keep reading this forum!

...in other news, an unregistered pirate ship carrying human cargo for sale and trade purposes blew up in the waters off an obscure and politically corrupt island known only as Banana Republic-The Backwater. Foul play is suspected. =wink= Stay tuned for updates...not.

And the Prize... goes to Ninja! (applause, applause, applause, whistles, hoots, etc.) I picture you accepting it as did 'Phoebe' ("I call myself that") in the last scene of All About Eve. Bowing east, west and to us all....

Fringe meets Dark Shadows. I love it!

I hope that is not from watching this show. If it is: STOP. Either way, show or health reasons, get better soon. Nice recap-I can't believe that this is really what is happening on screen-you're not making this up, right?

Aww, Hammy-I have some ideas to play with. How bout the long con idea with Hillary? Multiple personalities (instead of bi-polar, which is not the same thing). Much more logical than these damn exact-in-every-detail-dopplegangers. Dickolouse having a come-to-jebus-moment, literally, and joining a monastery of silent monks. Paul finding out Sgt. Sequoia is Hil's twin and they both are out to wreak havoc revenge on GC. They both just have lots of patient alters who are battling it out with the more proactive alters. Nikki is really the mother of everyone in GC. Dummer was switched with Einstein's offspring whilst in Switzerland.

Is royalty even relevant today? Back in the old timey-say Victorian age-it was cool to have/marry a title, but today? Yeah, didn't see that coming. (since Rafe and Alex are not in the picture, it's slim pickens for the Hispanic roles and Neil can't marry everyone) Poor little waif/ drug lord's squeeze is gonna be royalty. [NOT a spoiler-just guessing] Again, I say, who cares? If she and Noah marry (ha ha, ho ho, Molly wipes eyes) would he be the Prince Consort? Will Victurd finally reveal himself as the Prince of Darkness? Is Pratt introducing a whole new Royal Dynasty? Stay tuned.......not.

Makes sense-what they do with this show is criminal.

Just a thought, has The Donald chosen a running mate? Chutzpah and senility are just what this country is crying out for. I agree with the posters above re their lack of interest -this is why I quit the show (yes, Pratthole, still not watching...). I do enjoy the postings here, so much I want the show to continue (I just don't want to suffer thru watching it) but it looks as if this bit of brightness, wit and laughter to my day is going the way of the dodo (oddly enough, because of a bunch of modern dodoes) because it seems no one wants to watch it. It will soon be just be a flickering lightscreen in an empty room.* *Yes, Pratt, this is a preemptive [Google it, asshole] eulogy.

But..but, Soup is Good Food!

Me, too. He could have waked up telling his incredible story and they would have all said, 'there, there..' and made the twirly-fingers- he's-nuts sign, until someone hears that faint glimmer of truth/logic in what he says (cue Phyllis, Mariah and Kevin) and begin to investigate, put together other unexplained happenings and start giving Grampire the side-eye. Marisa would be a great help but they have (inexplicably) paired her with GayPirateNoah. And the whole 'Hispanic Drug Lord who looks like Jack whom Turd has been grooming for five years but Turd has only known about Paragon (his raison d'etre for 'protecting his fambly') for a year" story line pretty much sums up how incompetent the writers are to construct an exciting/unusual story that has enough credibility to be entertaining.

ByTor, the link took a long time to load so I only got to Hunter King and her gnome. (I love GR and his snuggler.)

What I don't understand is how Victurd is holding this over him-threatening him with prosecution and what not. Several legal terms: jurisdiction (yes, I remember the incredible Wisconsin trial of Sharon for an alleged crime in Hawaii), but International waters? really? Victurd will get this tried in GC? intent. Jack didn't nap hisself there to find some random people pirates to kill. victim. This isn't even 'stand your ground' territory re: Kelly. He was kidnapped and tortured! proof. I'm really missing what Thedevil'sgoat (nobody wants a goat) has in the way of evidence. (he'd have to testify what he did/set in motion to prove anything happened at all.) defense. Victurd shot first! Doesn't matter if he thought Jack was going to kill him, he brought his own gun. Fcuking leave! Note to Turd: don't go to a duel-somebody usually gets shot. insanity plea. We are all guilty by reason of mental defect for buying this shit.

Amen to this. It would also be nice if he'd stop lecturing everbody about doing the right thing and then juxtaposing that against him not thinking any relationship through for more than one hormonal rush before jumping head first into it. How in the blue blazes are they going to hide her pregnancy in this situation? Lights out?

Stimpy: Awww. Do the babies have to be drunk? Ren: "You're an EEEdiot!"

Is there some freakin kiosk in General Purpose park that hands out Scuba Certificates along with the marriage licenses, business degrees and doctor's privileges? Hot dog man got a little side action going? 1. I was going for the hybrid Weeping Nut Willow. 2. Ren and Stimpy? I remember this, my kids used it for a diversionary excuse when they were teens, but I can't remember the show. It's still funny as hell.

1. Others have mentioned that Jack seems to have 'nutted up' and it makes me wonder if mayhaps there has been another switch. Kevin and Mariah aren't going to find Marco in that lake. Just maybe, Marco and Marisa and Phyl have put Marco in the bed as 'coma Jack' and real Jack is off safely in a clinic getting treatment from real doctors, (hopefully, not the one Phyl was in). 2. This could blow my whole theory, but I don't know when he did this-was he still in 'I can hear you, but you can't hear me' mode? Did he 'tell' Phyl off camera everything that happened and then work out a plan with Marisa and Marco? I don't know because I don't watch the show, Pratt. Ya hear me? Plenty of room at the I Quit-Aint Gonna Watch No More table.

Personally, I don't think Sharon should have to go another round of Nikki as the doting grandma who also tries to get Sharon's children away from her. But, then again, maybe Drinkki will step up and drop the whole lot of Newman spawn on the floor.

Pratt's writing reminds me of a saying: "Every good lie has a little truth in it."

Preverts, I have another question (probably because I-don't-watch-the-show-Pratt), but why did Sage even need to take a DNA test and share the results with Kingdonkeykong? She had to know it would come up 'Newman' and I think the timing was too long for it to be any chance of being Gabriel Bingham's. It was also made very clear when Sage and Gabe moved into the penthouse that it was a marriage of convenience only- there was no sexual relationship. So why bother with DNA? Did she drop the silk panties for someone else? This confuses me: "Adam accuses Sage of faking the results to cement herself to Nick"-[cmb81]. (!!! how is she faking what?)

I would love for this to happen but not in the usual soap way which is they declare undying love, jump into bed and get married within 24 hours. (And you know the wardrobe sadist will cram her into a glittery sausage casing to stand next to the Hot Dog Stand of Eternal Bliss. Oh, the irony.) Nah, I would like to see some friendship love in the afternoon. People who like each other enough not to fuck them-you know, really care about what said person thinks and likes and can talk to them about it. Share some fun together, too. Someone who leaves after dinner and still keeps in touch. Ya know, a friend. Kevin and Mariah make nice friends, Sharon and Dullen could have been very good friends. If Adam was friendly with Chelz, he may have worked out a better scenario than visiting day in prison. Why does everybody have to be having 'the love of their life' affair all the time? Being single does not mean you have to live in a cave atop a very high uncharted mountain.

and a long, chilling shudder went down my spine. If they pair her up with Grampire.....=glaaah= another shudder. But to Pratt and EB it will make sense because they will be the dynamic duo=Beauty and the Brains (neither of whom is Victor). Excuse me, I have to go throw up.