MollyB

Some one who didn't have the sense to go to her HOME and change. She could have told the cheating story to the nanny (or the kids) who would have cared about it as much as I did, =nada. Too bad Lily doesn't have any friends-seem as if every time she has to exposit her story line, she's suddenly friends with someone (i.e, Kelly, Sharon, Avery).

Worked with Al Capone!

This reminds me of the Woody Allen/Diane Keaton scene where he has to go over to her apartment to kill a 'big' spider in the bathroom. Thanks, Banana, I'm going to break tv silence and actually watch today's (US) show just to see Jack pull a gun on Victor.

Maybe the resurrection of Dr. Stitch is so he can develop (in the Jabot labs) a BP med that can be taken by pregnant women- [(in Olive Oyl's voice) "Mwhy Hero...] then his best war buddy will convince Mommy Drunkest to get Stench reinstated at the hospital as Dr. Leslie Husband's boss. It actually might be lots of fun if Prickturd becomes a (step)grandparent to Drinki's spawn, specially when the mom is a former wife who burned down the spawn's legacy. Good times around the Thankgiving dinner table.

Even tho I am still not watching, Pratt, I take this story line as a total rip off of Gone Girl- which probably means Avery will be found out to be crazy as a tick on a griddle soon and you and I will just be more confused as to whom Avery really is. Has the whole town been taken over by the pod people since I stopped watching?

Why? Because people are being paid to write a story, not to just record snippets of reality verbatim and slap it on a tv screen. If whomever is writing/researching/involved in creating this story has a job to do, they should do it well or stop taking the paycheck. If my doctor was this sloppy, I'd be dead.

Here I go confused again. Wasn't there a recent insta-benefit/honoring ceremony for Joe regarding taking over the abuse foundation for the Bingham estate? Based on how he had witnessed/suffered abuse as a child and wanted to change the world- ya da da, ya da da? So now the bad part of him is rearing it's ugly head? (holy shit, maybe he's bi-polar!) And just for the record, I don't think it's ok for a man to slap/hit another person (man or woman). Fair fight or nothing. Exceptions will be made for gnomes and dumbasabagofhair Summer.

We never heard about the Carmine actor leaving, either. (Which reminds me to shout out to Cane: Didn't you see the video? You're kissing that mouth?!) I think Joe is going to be another one of those recurring plot points for Dullen regarding (not) Saving Avery. When Avery dies (in some horrific manner,) Joe will be brought in to haunt/stalk the Woodman periodically to remind him of his unsavior-ness. And threaten Sharon. (and no, it does not make any sense.) This is no way to run a police department. Judge Roy Bean actually makes sense compared to these yo-yoes. Hell, the Scoobies are a nose ahead in logic by comparison. .

Don't beat yourself up, Ninja. It would not have been possible to find the genoacidus mortium beetle because the last known colony was in the GC dump/landfill that was so clean the species could not survive. Phyliss stepped on the last female while searching for an intact cell phone. The ground up bodies of said beetle are the only way to save Cricket larvae.

Ok. I need clarification on Kevin's arrest since I still don't watch the show, (Pratthole) and as detailed as the recaps (thank you, watchers) and comments are (again, thanks) I don't understand this story at all. What did he post? Did he get arrested and put in jail for posting on a blog-GCBuzz? Is the Buzz now the equivalent of certified police information and reports? How is this a crime given the Constitution and all? Can they directly (like with real evidence) prove it was him? Doesn't there have to be a trial? (an arraignment, a bond hearing-something to keep the court serfs earning their pittance?) Did all the judges leave the building and take due process with them? Regarding above question, has Paulie just taken over as outofhismindHitler (or the Red Queen) and decided who is guilty and puts 'em in a cell 'til they confess? Will they ever get a competent police force in GC or writers of the show who do just a teensy bit of research and maybe take a few writing classes?

Well said, Ninja. Sadly, that is how mental disorders are treated, and then we tell them to move along. Sharon's case is more complex than the writer's want to admit. (They should probably find out more about the disease, duh.) Some of her behavior may be attributable to her upbringing, her mother's actions (being called 'gurl' instead of your name could do some lasting damage on an ego) and the transition to poor girl (gurl) to millionaire's wife and that social circle....which has nothing to do with bi-polar. On-going therapy (not just 'meds') would address these issues. Which brings me to another gripe that Ninja's post reminded me to consider. Many of the characters have mental, personality and medical issues that only appear when the writers need them. Not that I want a soap with PSAs beaten into me every day-but if you are going to give a character a disorder or disease then work it into their life/story. Don't just bring it up for shock value. Especially Victor. He's got a heart transplant and epilepsy so bad he needed a service dog (who is MIA,by the by) and he's old as dirt. (My age, probably). His machinations and fists of virility don't make sense given his health issues. Instead of suing him for billions about a trust fund, his kids should pursue a conservatorship. He's clearly unable to take care of himself and is a danger to others. Nikki-see a real therapist for a few years to learn how to cope with your stressors. And testify at the conservator hearing about Prick keeping a full bar in your home even tho he knows you are an alcoholic.

Crowswork: throw in some Benny Hill music and I'll watch. Your show sounds great!

If Farko really is this drug lord who somehow looks just like Jack, then he has had Kelly killed and Jack is going to be arrested by the Island 'cops' and extradited back to that Peruvian prison. [assuming that what ever isle they are on has extradition with Peru.] Which shows everyone in/of/connected with this show is dumber than a bag of hair. The news is going to show the capture of the drug lord replete with pictures and history, (and why have no pictures of this man shown up already? I don't watch but I'm assuming he is such a secret drug lord he has taken care never to be photographed.). I can't imagine that the GC captains of industry (aka Newbotts) only read the GC Times and will, therefore, miss the striking resemblance to Drug Lord and Jabot King shown on line and in the news media. Farko better be long gone by then-but it will raise the question as to whom is really in the Peruvian Slammer. (Peruvian prison-really? Is this the new orange?) This will get Prictor off-because he will deny any knowledge of the true identity of Farko and he has the Friends Forever Epiphany of the UG Collapse to back up his recent behavior with 'Jack'. And Farko is a scheming drug lord - sooo, he did it all. Victurd wins again.

Yes. Buy a Ferrari and then get in the Miscarriage Lane at Rexx Rugg (good one Basil!)

Yes, but he withdrew his plan to buy the 'warehouse district' and saved all those old buildings and Saint Dylan's historic coffee house and poors' jobs so it is a wash. Well, he was probably bored to tears having to wait around GC for RealJack to be switched-that was an action of opportunity, after all. May have been sitting in the other hotel (ratty one Dylan lived in) and watching Scream marathons. He's a drug lord and needed a little work out.

Thanks! I haven't been watching, but I follow the Preverts and recaps. Couldn't place orchids and Japan although it seems so many people have planned weddings and then changed them that I thought maybe it slipped by me. What is the ratio of planned weddings/elopements to actual weddings/elopements? If this is some trick question/test that Nikki and Red dreamed up-do they suspect Fack is not Jack? And this is the best they could do to 'prove' it? Then what?

Well done, Peach! welcome back!

No one goes away forever (except Daisy's brother in the closet). Dummer spent a couple months in Switzerland to be cured of her peanut coma complications, Mop got an entire art education summering in Italy, Abby became a not-nude business powerhouse after a month in New York, Kyle went away to a hockey boarding school and came back a semester later as a business intern and then mover and shaker. So nothing lasts forever.

Peach-you're amazing. I'm going to be laughing all day at things like: Sharon needs a Snickers. (with some clonazepam stuffed in it.) Super Executive Stockboy Cane Wow. I’m conflicted. If Joe leaves, we get rid of Savery, too? Hmmm. (everybody) squinting. But Super Dylan really got to me, you guys. LET’S FIGHT THIS! #teamsharon (isn't this how they tried to save the 'warehouse district'?) Tank this relationship even faster! (Please, in the name of all that's holy, do it!) Avery smugly judges murdering villainess Sharon, who reminds her that she’s been accused of murder before. I mean, who hasn’t? “YOU BITCH!” and Sharon and everything she says to Boobula aka bad attorney. #teamsharon Sharon will probably get charged for it. (with his 'partner' right there? you betcha!)

You're an hour late. #it'sfiveo'clocksomewhere

It's official. I will never watch this show unless I have Peach sitting with me and commenting as it goes. Amazing that a woman with an injury, working a job, raising and worrying about her kids can write BETTER THAN YOU, PRATT!

Glad to hear you are ok, Peach. You've got enough aches without adding having to watch this terrible show. Get better soon!

Happy Anni, Peach. I'm so glad you're staying with it, 'cause the recaps are the best part of the show I won't watch anymore. Thank you, thank you. Isn't that what Mia Farrow said in Rosemary's Baby? Dog help us if Phyl gets a new blueberry from dopplejack.

this is how I know I'm not really watching this show. Or I missed some episodes altogether. So Paul just bought the 'accident' theory of Austin's death even tho the body was found in a car?! (Now I am convinced that the Abbot Cabin is in a side room at Crimson Lights.) Didn't question how Austin got there? Or have an autopsy? I just assumed Paul had it as a murder, but low on the priority list since there were so many other events that night. And no cop house in the world is going to let one guy work on restoring the computers for what seems like days-hell, call the Geek Squad. This show just gets dumber as fast as bamboo grows. Thanks, Peach, for being able to make a fun read out of the nonsense.

And The Kid SCOOORES!