MollyB

Because it made more sense than Cricket actually getting pregnant. :D

I'll have what Ninja's having.

Shout out to MS: “Let’s face it, Jack, life went on without me. Hallucinating drunk and walks into a bear trap = Father of the Year! I want to see Mariah (Most Inspirational Powers), Phyliss (Limitless Drug Powers), Adambrial (Shortest Route to Pure Sense Powers) and Noah (Jesus) join forces and become the Disinherited Mutant League and just wreak havoc on GC. And Kevin could be the Doctor who keeps their powers in check. I didn't watch this episode but I'm loving Adam-and glad, Peach, that you got to experience what the rest of us do everytime you recap.("Omg, that made me laugh so hard I had trouble typing.") Apparently, the lunatic (per Sage) who put the old, rusty bear trap in the woods went out and oiled it everyday so drunken daddy could step in it, Noah.

I think you shoot the bear first (not in favor of that, so don't be calling the SPCA on me). Adam seems to be smart enough to have thought of that. Peach, I love the hash tag side comments and am sooo looking forward to more of them. Sage has to be pretty obtuse not to understand why Adam doesn't want to get involved. Ok, I accept she's not Skye =sniff= but she's involved in hiding this guy and changing his identity. For a reason, right? Adam was pretty straight forward about why he couldn't be involved. Why did she insist he be there? Calling the ambulance first and then going back would have saved a lot of time(blood). Annnnd. Joe should file harrassment charges, except, oopsie, the DA is the Chief's wife. Can't tell whether I'm in Cabot Cove or Chicago. You've got a woman who left the hospital-don't know whether it was on her own or at the hands of her confessed killer son-and now the Chief is asking if Stitch might know where she is. But he has the manpower to send two (!?!) squad cars after a brick thrower. WTF? rant over-too much coffee.

I hope this is going to be a PSA for trusting medicine and losing the secret inducing pride. It boggles my little mind as to how he can trust tomatoes over people who have researched/studied/tested and have successfully treated cancers. He doesn't have to tell everyone his boys are in trouble-(if shame is what it's about ). Still, at the funeral, Lauren can encourage everyone to make a donation to the Heinz/Del Monte Cancer Institute.

Not just roses - tearoses. Yeah, I called BS on that one, too. (Yup, I'm watching the show again-y'all got me interested again.)

Thank you, Peacheslatour! Why that damn trap was there was getting on my last nerve.

Vaugely remembering the "country/cowboy" episode (complete with Stetsons). Weren't Phyl and Nick getting married or renewing vows and he got Phyl's favorite country singer just for her? and then there was a fire in the north forty and all the cowhands and Nick ran out to fight it and when they returned Nick was a hero because he is the bestest firefighter ever?

This is a freaking crime now? This has to be the best re-cap ever. I have laughed so hard that I burned up all the gazillion calories I crammed down Thursday. Thank you, Peach!

I'm beginning to think that Mariah is the "miracle child" that Cassie was talking about.

Just have to add my thanks and appreciation for the great re-caps. I haven't watched the show since Deedeath but feel as if I haven't missed a thing. Plus, several good belly laughs a day. win/win. Outstanding Service Awards to all who watch and live to comment.

I think there was a test to determine the mother when Sharon and Nick wanted the baby back from Ashley. I remember something about Sharon not telling Nick that the baby was his because Dummer was in the hospital-but I don't know if a DNA test is why she knew it was Nick's. She probably faked another test just to get Nick!