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LexieLily, You are obviously an intelligent and logical person. These very qualities are a handicap when watching this crapfest. Trying to apply logic and intelligence to this show is futile. The good thing is you are not alone. Your fellow snarkers on this site all feel the same way and we are here to support you and each other.

Carly and Sam a strong women who don't let the fact they are married to murderers bother them. When I grow up I want to be them. Maybe some day I will be woman enough to embrace the mobster/murderer lifestyle.

Doesn't Michael still live at the Quartermaine's? I would love to see Monica throw Sonny out of the house because it is HER house .....Alan gave it to her. Maybe Sonny would have to become the Quartermaine butler?

When Carly first came to Port Charles to get revenge on Bobbie, it was right after Bobbie and Tony's daughter BJ was killed. They and their son, Lucas were devastated by BJ's death. Carly knew this but it did not stop her from getting revenge, even though it hurt Lucas. So Carly can shut the F**k up and take a seat when it comes to Nelle.

I just saw a spoiler that all of Sonny's assets are in Carly's name. I do recall that when Sonny went to jail for blowing up Morgan, he signed everything over to Carly. Once she is made aware of this, I can see Carly selling everything down to the last macaroni in his restaurant and the last coffee bean in his warehouse and giving all the profits to charity. Maybe Sonny would still have his offshore accounts but maybe he signed those over as well. I would love watch Sonny slinking around Port Charles without (blood)money or power.

Sonny loves Joss so much that he is willing to deprive her of her father. What a Whiny Little Bitch. I so want Joss to tap into her Carly and uncle Jerry genes and nail Sonny's hide to the wall. She has been living in mobland most of her life, what if she know things. It would be great if she sought vengeance on behalf of Jax. Imagine little Joss bringing down Sonny once and for all. Her uncle Jerry would be so proud.

Michael needs friends who are his own age. Is there anyone from his age group that can be brought back? Serena Baldwin or Tommy Hardy are two that come to mind. Wouldn't it be fun to watch Scott and Sonny's heads explode if Serena and Michael got together? Why can't they have Michael and Dillon become great friends? Michael could be a great character if they stopped writing him as the Corrinthi Fixer.

Alexis' alcoholism storyline was so poorly done. It would have been a great storyline if the Julian BS was what put Alexis over the edge after a lifetime of Cassidine trauma. At six years old she watched Helena slit her mother's throat with that dagger. She grew up in constant fear of Stavros and Helena while living on Cassidine island. When Helena "died" (no, I don't believe Helena is really dead), she left Alexis the dagger she used to slit her mother's throat. Having possession of the weapon that was used to kill her mother was traumatic enough, but Julian used the dagger to kill Carlos and to threaten Alexis. It was a perfect storm of "just too much". Alexis finally broke.

Last season when Scheana encouraged (browbeat) a newly sober Shay to drink when they were partying with her friends so he would be "fun", she was dead to me. It was clear that Scheana did not care at all about her husband's well being. It was all about her and she exploited his addiction for her own gain, more airtime on her tv show. Addiction is a fatal disease and it was clear to me she did not care if Shay lived or died. Scheana is a vile person and Shay is well rid of her.

The look on Dante's face today was priceless. You just know he wanted to say "Jasper Jax you have the right to remain silent, Man I am so sorry my father is an Asshit and a Whiney Little Bitch, anything you say....

Morgan, Morgan, Morgan is the new Duke, Duke, Duke.

That is why you can never apply logic while watching a soap....especially this one. That is why Jake was 4 years old when he "donated" his kidney to a one year old Joss. When he came back from the dead, Jake was 8 years old and Joss was twelve or thirteen.

I think Jax said he contacted Nelle's father before Jake "died" and donated his kidney to Joss. Jax then told Frank to find another patient for the other "donated" kidney. Jax believed, like everyone else, that Jake was really dead. If he thought there was a possibility that the kidney was not Jake's and that he may still be alive, he would have told Lucky, Jason and Elizabeth.

Is there an Al-anon type meeting for Michael to attend so he can finally break away from Sonny. It could be called Mob-Anon.

Sonny Corinthos is a Whiney Little Bitch. He is always making excuses for his bad behavior...like drugging and raping teenage girls, running a criminal enterprise and murder for money, power and profit. Jax is not making excuses for what he did. He admits what he did was wrong but did it to save his baby daughter's life. Jax is willing to face the consequences of his actions. Sonny "the weasel" will always try to squirm his way out of accepting any sort of responsibility for his actions. I wish Michael would stop trying to "fix" Carly and Sonny. They are an endless pit of "needing fixing". He needs to fully embrace his inner Quatermaine and focus on living his own life. Michael Quartermaine deserves to have a sane and happy life. This will not happen if he does not detach himself from the Corinthos Crazy.

Usually when teenagers are so "perfect" I think of them as Eddie Haskell (Leave it to Beaver) types. I never feel that way about Timothy. I think he is genuinely a kind caring soul who was raised by a kind caring man. Father and son were alone for a long time before they asked Shelagh to marry them. By their example, Patrick and Shelagh have taught him the importance of being kind and to care for others and each other. Timothy appreciates the family he has.

Did they know? It didn't look like they had an itemized inventory sheet. Sometimes, because it's so visible during the airing of the show the viewers perception of the timeline, how much information has actually been shared and how much the cast is privy too DURING the time things are being filmed get very messy. WE as the viewers already have a load of information to go into those episodes assuming there is an abundance of information available to the cast about certain situations but at the time Kandi and Todd had Apollo's things was there this widely publicized hunt for Apollo's possessions or was it grossly public that he would most likely have stuff seized? I mean the way I saw it they had some of Apollo's stuff in their garage. I find it hard to believe that they were checking off inventory lists, tagging it, cataloguing it and referring to stuff as "ASSETS" to be hidden. Todd and Kandi are many things but they are not stupid. The feds are not discrete when they are searching for the ill gotten assets of suspects and felons. They knew the feds were looking for Apollo's assets. When Apollo asked them to "keep" these big ticket items, they had to know he was hiding them from Phaedra (marital assets), the feds or both. They knew Apollo had purchased these items with money he had stolen from his victims. What they did was beyond shady. They remained silent while they knew the feds were harassing Phaedra for information on the whereabouts of Apollo's stash. Kandi was supposed to be Phaedra's friend. What kind of person does this to a friend?

He will also throw barware at you. He is such a catch and Carly threw him away, go figure.

The fact the dude who banged his son's girlfriend in the crypt of his other son's father, whom he killed, on the day of his funeral, is seen as morally superior to ANYONE is why this show is a joke. Sonny is a greasy ball of heinousness that slithers around and contaminates everything and everyone in his wake.

It's not as if Sonny hasn't drugged people before. He drugged and raped Scott's daughter Karen when she was a teenager. He also forced her to become a stripper at his club and tried to kill her when she broke away from him. During Carly and Jax's custody battle for Joss, Sonny paid a woman to set up Jax by drugging him and accusing him of rape. So yeah, Sonny needs to dial WAY back on the moral indignation.

Kandi and Todd also hid some of Apollo's assets from Phaedra and the Feds. The Feds were harassing Phaedra about turning them over. Meanwhile Kandi and Todd had the hidden in their garage. They knew this was causing a lot of problems for Phaedra and continued to keep these items hidden from the government.

I know Sister Monica Joan would never say "Suck it Bitch" but we all know she was thinking it. As I suspect we all were.

Scott should shout this to Sonny every time he sees him.

Whenever we get a snow storm here in New England, our local "news" breaks into programming to give us snow totals (which is fine). However, they also have their reporters standing on various street corners and parking lots in order show us that it is snowing. They have to interview people, who don't have the brains to stay home during a blizzard, about braving such hazardous conditions and driving to Walmart. There is also the obligatory video of people shoveling the snow and the reporters asking them if they are enjoying the winter weather.

I didn't get what her deal was. I get that this is a religious order, and it's not meant to be a sorority house, but jeez lady. I mean, she took away the cookies that people could snack on while waiting to see the doctor. At some point, it's just about control and being petty for the sake of being petty. Taking cookies away from a bunch of pregnant women. Sister Mary TakeOverNonnatus likes to live dangerously. Because she lacks empathy she can not grasp the fact that the clinics are not just medical appointments, they are an opportunity for the moms to bond with each other and with the midwives. She may be a "religious" and god fearing nun but she hasn't an ounce of spirituality and human kindness in her soul.