LennieBriscoe

"MAFS: NZ," Season 3, is worth watching. Season 2, definitely NOT. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, round and round, same relationship issues each discussion. Plus, the brides refuse to tell the truth: They do not care for the physical appearance of their respective husbands. Old, overly tattooed, bland, whatever.

The assumptions here, stated as fact, about Gerry’s decisions continue to baffle me. E.g., Gerry was strictly about the M-O-N-E-Y, Baby? That what it can't buy, he can't use? Who not named Gerry Turner could possibly know this?! E.g., could his remark about the cost of the honeymoon not just be a goofy wisecrack instead of an accounting statement? E.g., Leslie will now "spend her days in therapy"?! But in any case....Mes amis! We have our Official Wedding Invitation! https://parade.com/tv/the-golden-bachelor-wedding-special-gerry-turner-theresa-nist

AKA, "The Silver Bachelor." 😎 As for Gerry’s choosing between 💰 (Theresa) and 🔥 (Leslie): We have no idea what Treesa is really like, IYKWIMAITYD. Moreover, isn't all fair in love and war? Some people are reacting as if they are shocked---SHOCKED!---that a human being would use wiles to win the affections of another!

Perhaps instead of being a "coward" for not choosing Leslie---twice-divorced, overly-emotional, and yes, younger Leslie---Gerry simply went with the woman he related to and loved more. 💘 Or maybe he just flipped a coin! 🪙 🤣

Regarding exaggerating a C.V.: He who hasn't used the most self-aggrandizing language, cast the first typo! 🧐 IMO a fast-food franchise in Indiana and Maxim's of Paris both qualify their owners to call themselves "restaurateurs." 👨‍🍳 As for the purported cost of Leslie's gown---I've seen that on "Say Yes to the Dress"! (Usually one of those Pnina schmattas. 😄 👰‍♀️) We don't know the respective finances of either Theresa or Gerry, thus we don't know to which party a pre-nup would be advantageous. 🤑 J/S! They will get married on ABC. They will then go to Italy 🛩 also on ABC's dime, and their trip will be filmed to become yet another G&T (heh🍸) "TV Special." Maybe after that we'll see their version of "House Hunters," as the newlyweds move to Charleston. 🏡 "The Golden Couple in Italy." Share Gerry and Theresa's honeymoon as they take a romantic gondola ride in Venice, visit the remarkable Sistine Chapel, view Capri's famous Blue Grotto, and more! A Vespa might be involved! "The Golden Couple in Charleston." Share in the new beginning for Gerry and Theresa as they house-hunt in beautiful historic Charleston, South Carolina. Whose style choices will prevail?

"[L]ots"?? I think you're forgetting who exactly comprises the Boomer 60s g-g-g-generation, mon frere.

"Offensive"? 🧐 Well, now you're taking on the entire world of romance, indeed, of the human condition, and that goes back a long ways! Epics, fables, novels, poems, songs, psalms, fairy-tales, the Age of Chivalry, plays, movies, have I omitted anything?

HE is going to put THERESA "on a budget"?! Gerry, old buddy, mon ami---Ze lesson, she eez about to be learned, n'est-ce pas? 💰 💰 💰 + Treesa = 🚫You, Gerry × 😆 😆 😆

I got two main points from that article: 1. Gerry was a goner from the convertible ride. Treesa's "calming hand" is now a permanent part of their love story. 🥰 2. I don't know if I fully believe that Gerry had spoken before about moving to Charleston, but I can 100% believe that Treesa is determined to not reside in Toni's Dream House! "Toni used to cook my favorite meal in this kitchen." *sob sob* 😭

Maybe if the haircutter were Paul Bunyan! Her neck shows her age like the rings in a tree trunk!

Like Gerry said, "A wise man once told me, 'Don't lose an opportunity....'." 😉

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, you naughty little minx! 😉 🛏

IMO, virtually immediately. Long marriage until death did them part. No emotional mess, but a calming presence. Took the dangerous highway and hair-wrecking wind like a champ. Expressive in her affection. "Victim" of Kathy. Athletic. Close to Gerry’s age. Hadn't dated Prince.

Mes amis, I have thoroughly enjoyed sharing this GB journey with you, because you were all in it for the right reasons. Oh, sure, we had our ups and downs, difficult decisions, and didn't want to break any hearts, but as for our posts, we meant them at the time. It wasn't easy---there were tears---but after communing with the Spirits of TWOPers Past, I've concluded I can't live with you, because.... I can't live without you! PSYCH! January 4, mes amis! 💋

A 70-year-old woman just did give birth, so there's that! https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67577038 🤪 👶

There you go: Similar histories**. He knew almost immediately, and all Treesa needed to do henceforth was not be weird. That "calming hand" in the convertible loomed Gargantuan. **"[Treesa] knew how to nurture a relationship" = Some masterful Leslie shade!

Should be? Heh.

Oh, feh! The cynic in me just went bye-bye. Damn you, Gerry (Indiana!)! 😅 🥰 ❣

And he still hasn't shaved off his Old Man scruff! Billy and Toni are like 😝 🙄 right about here.

Why bring out Gerry to talk again to Leslie? Oh, right---ratings. "Shocking ending"? Either Treesa turns Gerry down, or Gerry returns to Leslie. Nothing else would shock me. Well, if Gerry chose neither, then yes, that would be a finger in a light socket moment.

Leslie looks haggard. Sorry, kiddo. You knew going in....

I'd kill to have Treesa's [tm Gerry] legs. I resemble more his daughters. (Meow! 🙀😸)

Jason was perfect and awesome in his Paso Doble. 🕺 👏👏👏 But Xochitl performed the most beautiful and moving Waltz ever. 💃 👏👏👏 🤩 She should never, ever have been in the two bottom couples (regardless of the unique results). What is wrong with the voters?!** 🧐 🤷‍♀️ Xochitl has consistently been the most mesmerizing to watch (and Val 😉)! **Such it is for any competition that allows for audience votes. I should be used to it by now (looking at you, "American Idol" and when Mario Lopez lost "DWTS"):

I'll come back after the show, because I've gotten the impression that the last couple pages alluding to Social Media are essentially Spoilers, at least regarding Gerry. 🤔 Just me? 🤷‍♀️

MAFSUK: SEASON 8 is available IN THE US on YouTube! Watching Episode 9 as I write! The bad haircuts on the guys! The balloon lips and boobs on the dolls! The massive egos! The tattoos! Dinners! Decisions! I like the husband who was born in Poland. He's a better-looking Daniel Craig, to me! I heartily dislike Total Body Tattoo Brad, because he's arrogant and controlling. One of the spouses has a major reveal. No spoilers! 👍😄