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Actually, contrary to popular belief, his hairline has not changed at all. OMG, I'm defending Babe twice....I know several people who collect In -N -Out T shirts. They kind of have a cult following. I would never listen to Jer preach for 2 seconds. There. I feel better.

His eyebrows are probably the next set to get butchered. The double-Tshirt waif is riding the bike (which has a bar...OMG...she may get gender-misidentified!) while wearing a stiff 1986 denim skirt...not sure she could stop suddenly, but I guess Jesus will save her somehow, since Jesus approves of denim. That pic above looks like hubby is sinking his fangs into the arm of Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future.

I was so busy looking at the ass-cupping skirt, that I failed to notice the R-waif boy doused with Sun-In. You can see right through the middle of his early stage ricketed legs, even with his baggy pants. LOL. The Plath kids look like models.

Fundy Photography sales pitch: "If you can't get to the weeds, we bring the weeds to you!"

It is more important to have the gender-affirming bow on her head.

This sounds like an episode of Leave it to Beaver, circa 1959.

One loose dead frond could flatten an R-waif.

...and most likely a pregnant whore sex fetish.

I think that gigantic room housed a former indoor pool. I saw a brief overhead shot and it was not snugged up against the main house....it was kind of set back and had a separate roof and a room or hallway connecting it. Maybe he's a big Goo Goo Dolls fan???

My friend was in Northern NM last weekend. It was sleeting.

Derrick looks like Mindy on Mork and Mindy (Pam Dawber). Hairball looks like Chris Kattan playing Mango on SNL.

This looks like The Hunger Games.

Redo this picture into sepia tones and I'd swear this picture was my mom's gramma and siblings arriving "off the boat" at Ellis Island , circa 1890. Great costume for a "dress for the year you were born " party. When did we last see tendrils?

Jessa probably makes her watch old Shirley Temple movies.

She looks great...really brings out her beautiful blue eyes. Now Jessa's gotta figure out how to get clicks...we all know she won't cut the hair shawl. Clicks = $$$. Cue a painful rendition of the 3 Seewald kids singing "Beneath the Cross of Jesus" to the new baby. Every verse.

They're all in the early stages of rickets.

He'll make Anna write it while she's pregnant with #8.

Fundies love make-up, and the more the better. However, they seem to buy cheap crap from Dollar Tree. Tupperware? Hahaha. That would imply that they cook and there are left-overs. Prepaid Legal might've been a good investment , starting at birth, for Joshley.

Perfect qualifications to become a QVC host, selling crap to old ladies....and he'd still get to be on TV, and none of the other Duggs would. Win-win.

Why are they wearing crowns? So many stripes. So many infinity scarves. Too much Hairball ..... front and center of course.

All the girls were all forced to say that Hairball was their best friend at one time or another. Michael Bates and Kelly Jo are basically the same (frumpy) person. Ironic that Michael is the one without a million kids.

She probably took the kid's stimulus money and had them tattooed back on, after all those years of over-plucking. She most likely thinks the only thing the Shakers ever did is invent the white kitchen cabinets that are the big trend on HGTV.

Oh, I'm sure Smugs has some great ideas through his years of "research" on how this (sex/not looking at his face) can be achieved. Just sayin'. And gaggin'.

These Fundies kill me.....creepy worn-out frumpwear all the time...then pregnant and BINGO! ..out come the skin tight tops and dresses. Do they keep these in the back of the closet? And do they know there are pervy websites devoted to pregnancy fetish? Just ask Smugs.

Direct competition with the red-headed Roloff wife.