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The man would've made a sexy pairing with Queen Elizabeth II. That's how much he oozes sexuality to me.

I was just reminded of another actor Tyler C. reminds me of and there's a bit of irony: If you saw the Lifetime TV satire of The Bachelor/Bachelorette UnREAL, there was an actor who played a bisexual former Russian ballet dancer on the show. He is a Russian actor named Alex Sparrow: If you didn't see the show, here's a clip from the show: https://youtu.be/pbWZESZW0XY I don't think the casting directors on The Bachelorette realized what they did, hence the irony.

OK. A younger Gerard Butler. Better? TBTH, I never found Gerard Butler sexy even though he and my brother are exactly the same age.

Yes! Oui! Si! Thank you! Merci! ¡Gracias! I couldn't think of the guy's name (Grant), but he looks like a sexier version of Gerard Butler. Garrett looks like a sexier version of comedian and former SNL alum Jim Breuer.

I've read the following comparisons: James Dean Rupert Friend Patrick Swayze A nameless TV/Movie western actor from the 50s and 60s A hotter Luke Perry An EXTREMELY hot Matthew Perry Have I left anyone out?

He may not be the best looking guy there, but Sweet Jesus, is he sexy or what? A few examples: If you remember the Jason Biggs "birthing" date when the guys had to "experience childbirth" shirtless, he was lying down and he put his arm behind his back looking oh, so sexy while feeling the pain. The rose ceremony last week when he wore a black suit and a black tie. Ladies, I thought I lost my panties. On the one-on-one date, after she gave him the rose, he gave her one of the most passionate kisses I have ever seen on this show and I've been watching it since Trista and Ryan. He's also funny as well. When they were about to eat the lobster, he said, "I like tail" and they both broke up in laughter. If dude isn't the final one, he has to be one of the favorites for the next Bachelor along with Peter the Pilot (who totally put the moves on Hannah at the cocktail party) and Mike, who let Luke P. have it tonight ("This is not the Luke P. show!").

I thought this as well. The body on the hood was a man in a suit. Remember when the nurse went to check on him? He was gone. He knew he was going to jail, so my assumption was he escaped, stole the ambulance and of course, there was the crash.

JoJo had work done. She's not as Khloe Kardashian looking as before.

More like a young Melissa Joan Hart minus the wonky eye: kids-baby-pregnant.jpg&sp=80796ca314c29d6344b3f5e8678632be

Crazy night indeed. I'm glad about the results. Pryor's grizzly bear singing finally caught up with him and ironically he didn't growl as much as previous performances. For those who say Spensha is not a country singer, Jackie is miscast as a rocker. Her rendition of the Sara Bareilles song was her best performance. Speaking of Spensha "is not a country singer", for those country music fans in here, can an African American female singer become successful in country music? I kept hearing that Spensha this season (and Keisha last season) should not sing country. Why should they be segregated to gospel/r&b? If Blake is serious about Spensha becoming a successful country singer, is it possible?

Vanity 6 sang Nasty Girl. Apollonia 6 sang Sex Shooter. Understandable mistake. Since Prince's songs will be featured next week, would anyone be surprised if Maddie sang "Manic Monday" by the Bangles, which is technically a Prince song since he wrote it?

Katy Perry's real name.

My feelings regarding the top 7 Cade - Dark haired version of Casey James, which means he'll finish third. Maddie - Clever Crystal Bowersox-esque type, which means she won't win. Gabby - Blonde pop-country singer. She's no Carrie Underwood, but more like a caffeine deficient Kellie Pickler, which means she won't win. Michael - Joshua Ledet with more personality. Like Joshua, he'll finish out of the running. Catie - Joey Cook with pipes and glasses, which means she won't win. Jurnee - Central casting's idea of a Beyoncé/Tinashe/FKA Twigs type singer, which means she won't win. Caleb - 2018's version of Scotty McCreary, which means his name will be called as the winner on final's night. So next week, Katy Hudson will dress up like Vanity or Apollonia next week? Expect a lot of above the neck camera shots if this is the case.

What? What? What? Do the results mean that a girl actually has a chance to win AI? I thought the pretty boyz would squeak through despite their lack of singing ability. Nevertheless, as long as Caleb is in the competition, despite the overall superior talent of Maddie and Michael, I think he might be the favorite to win it all. The southern vote scares me. Even Gabby's "country" presence isn't a threat. They really want Michelle to go far, right? Her vocals still lack finesse. I guess she believes ass shaking will win it for her. She's on life support if you ask me. Oh, and Mara? Back to school for you! Jurnee and Ada/m won't win, but they will be entertaining on the tour. After Disney week, can Catie please sing one of her original songs? Her quirkiness got my attention, not her covers.

The show tonight: Garrett and Jonny are going to stick around a lot longer than necessary. When you are easy on the eyes, it makes it easier for the grannies and their granddaughters to vote for you. Why in the name of Jesse J did Jurnee choose that song? I could barely hear her over the music and she couldn't stand still. Plus, it didn't show off her voice. Nevertheless, the judges will choose her if she has to sing tomorrow. Speaking of "standing still," why are singers choosing songs that do nothing for their ability? Case in point, Marcio walked around as if he had ants in his pants. Plus, he ruined the lone Barry Manilow song I liked. Go back to being a single dad again. Mara is annoying and Michelle's JLo/Selena/Shakira act is tiresome and boring. She should've tried out for So You Think You Can Dance instead. I hope they're gone tomorrow. Cade is a curly, dark-haired Casey James from Season 10: A decent guitar playing, lame singing Texan. See you next week. Dennis was good, but a tweener: he could go home or the judges will have sympathy for him and send him through. It would not surprise me if one or both of the country singers (Caleb and Gabby) go through. I think Gabby has the best shot. Normally, I don't like Sarah Maclaughlin types on singing shows, but Maddie was very good. It helped that she didn't have bandzilla playing over her singing. She's a shoo-in. I'd like to see more variety from her a la Crystal Bowersox before I jump on the bandwagon. Catie? I don't know about her. She should sing her originals instead. I feel nothing for her when she sings other people's songs. I may be in the minority, but Ada/m should sing one week as Ada and another as Adam. He's good at both. Regardless, I think s/he'll be sent through. Finally, Michael to me was the best last night. But it's time to drop the Jiffy Lube uniform because he looks like he has to work the night shift after the live shows. Although the judges made some slight constructive criticism, there were too many standing Os for no reason from them. It was very Voice-like if you ask me.

Twitter and Facebook.

I guess we were reading different social media spots because I read the exact opposite regarding Tia and it wasn't pretty.

Can anyone confirm the rumor that Becca and gap-toothed Peter were seen together at the Super Bowl? ETA: I know Becca had the "story" line, but I'm surprised she would put herself through this again. Especially since the guys who'll be chosen will all say the same thing over and over again: "I saw Becca on the Bachelor and I told my parents/sister/brother/best friend/boss/wife/ex-girlfriend that I was going to marry that girl."

After the show, a few things: If Tia thinks she's going to be the next Bachelorette after playing tattletale to Arie regarding Baby Bekah, she just kissed her chances goodbye after that. Yes, Bekah was young, but I guess Tia didn't know that Arie loves jailbait. Heck, her homegirl Raven would make a better B-ette! Oh, well! If she could sing and had green makeup, she could be part of the road show of Wicked. Kendall barely had screen time and she gets a rose instead of Seinne? In a perfect world, Seinne would be my pick for the next Bachelorette. Lauren B(oring) is more of a conquest than a companion for Arie. She's a perfect runner-up. Arie has issues. When Jackie was going back and forth regarding him, all he could do was suck face with her? In fact, he sucked face with Baby Bekah before he let her go as well. Cut down on the kissing and hold a conversation for once, you idiot! Speaking of Baby Bekah, why was she dressed like an eighth grader sans makeup? Her and Arie's makeout scenes made me want to call child services. As for her becoming the next Bachelorette, she would be perfect...in 2022. I guess Becca K. wins by default.

Whoever said Seinne should be the next Bachelorette is correct. As for her color and Rachel last season, if they could choose consecutive black Miss Americas, then why not two African American Bachelorettes in a row? She has more personality than any of the women left, even Baby Bekah. As for Arie being "shocked" over Baby Bekah, this guy trolls college campuses. It would be hypocritical for him NOT to choose her.

Kristal will look like Arie's mother within six months. Becca can keep the earrings, but not the Louboutins? Not fair, Fleiss! Not fair! Sienne needs more time with Arie. I enjoyed Rachel's Bachelorette's season (in spite of the end and the ratings) and I could see her as a Bachelorette candidate. Two WOC Bachelorettes in a row would be cool. I was hoping for no-neck Bibiana to leave too. If you want to talk to Arie, get off your fat ass and go talk to him. Jenny: "I lost to a taxidermist". Quote of the night! Chelsea wasn't annoying this week, but there's always next week. Every time Arie and Bekah swapped spit, it looked more like The Sexual Predator than The Bachelor. I kept waiting for Chris Hanson to come out and say to Arie, "we have to talk".

I've never thought I would ever say this about this show, but this was the night that Survivor jumped the shark. Goodnight, all!

It finally dawned on me who Addizzzzon reminds me of; she reminds me of a lullaby singer because every time I hear her sing I want to go to sleep. I've heard Sarah McLachlan and she's no Sarah McLachlan. I wonder if Brooke looked like Chloe or Addizzzzon, would her chances at winning improve? Chloe's original was OK, but a song I despised from my childhood "Betty Davis Eyes" did not have to ruin my hearing. Oh, and Red sang? I didn't realize it. Good luck to the winner, I guess? This is The Voice after all.

Are these people stupid or what? Congratulations, Ben! (I did not read spoilers) That is all.

So next week's final is between overwrought, underwhelmed, overwhelmed, and Red? I thought this show was called The Voice, not The Milquetoast.