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Carly, when have you ever fought for Lulu or even the Spencer family in general? Good grief. And Dante, never apologize for yelling at Carly. LOL at Sonny telling Diane he needs her on call all night. When isn't she? He wants her to take his calls even when she's in court and is always unreasonably annoyed when she can't. He's such an ass. Zzzz. It's glorious how completely unaware Michael is. Drew going to jail for Carly isn't exactly one for the plus column, Willow.

Yes, and it was Dante who insisted on the divorce. Lulu really tried to keep things together, but Dante wanted out. Olivia was awful to Lulu.

So does Pepperidge Farm. This fakakta show. He needed to fight with someone, and Carly was there. I'll take it, even if Carly is Carly. What I found harder to take was Olivia somewhat whitewashing the past when Dante was in Switzerland being deprogrammed. She was BEGGING him to come home when he wasn't ready, so her "all I wanted was for you to get better" spiel was a bit much. And when Lulu moved on to whatshisface after the divorce, she wasn't at all understanding, so she can also shove her "I know why you and Lulu had to divorce" babble, too.

I need to know why he's willing to go to bat for her, and the reason has to be more than he thinks she's dreamy. She dropped off Donna and Avery at the Qs, so she already had a reason to be there. She didn't need to stay for dinner.

His liver is fine for him but not for the higher standards a transplant requires, which I think is reasonable. He's what, 30 years older than when he first donated? That's some mileage there, especially for someone who hasn't exactly been a teetotaler. Yet another decent law guy obsessed with Sonny and ruined because of it.

Sonny sneering at Nik's parenting was rich. Nik hasn't been responsible for his kids being kidnapped or blown up. And Nik is in jail because unlike Sonny, he (begrudgingly) takes responsibility for his actions. Shut up, Sonny. Chase and BLQ will have a baby when they have a baby, Violet. Shut up. Ugh. This show. It would have been even more awesome if he's pointed out to Carly that she only claims the Spencer family when it makes her look good.

"I'd like to thank my family for their uncharacteristically unwavering support..." A rather douchey thing to say, but very Droofus. LOL that he singled out Willow and then adds thanks to Michael to cover that up because he wants to bang her. So subtle, that Drew. I'd rather see this ridiculousness than watch Laura endlessly wring her hands while she waits for someone else to bring Lucky back. Give me action—even stupid action—over passivity every time. Sonny corrects Donna's use of "Avery and me," and a tiny bit of me dies, because I so want to hate him 100 percent! LOL. Yes, depending on the circumstances.

Portia is an idiot.

That's his name, alas. Her Spencer solidarity has been used up for the year.

Of course you are, @YaddaYadda. Sonny has been over it for years—sorry, it's something he'll carry for the rest of his life. But if he can do that, why can't you just leave it alone, you hater?

I enjoy watching Brennan berate Anna. She's so ruined as a character I don't care that I should be on her side. I'm not anymore. Wouldn't Portia have sent a patient advocate to help Alexis with the insurance stuff? If it's going to happen off-camera anyway, why not mention it was Stella or Felicia? Ugh, this fakakta show.

LOL at Alexis almost literally biting her tongue while Kristina was talking about going over to Ava's. And then her "Oh, brother!" look as Kristina keeps going. And of course Sonny totally misses the red flag of Kristina naming the baby herself, all because it's after his mother. Oh, now Portia decides she has medical ethics and is concerned with HIPAA rules. And isn't that what being a good parent is all about, knowing you suck and letting the moms do all the work? /s

Sometimes you just want your mother, and no one else will do. It's Alexis's bad luck that two of her daughters desperately need her at the same time.

They do that with a lot of characters, and it rarely works. Let the character grow organically, don't shove it down my throat and force me to like it.

God, no. Robert doesn't deserve to be stuck with that chucklehead. Keep Ethan gone forever. He was totally unnecessary in the first place.

Ric tried to gaslight Nina (when played by Michelle Stafford) about a baby—that's when my beloved Waaah! app came onto the scene. Nina should despise Ric, not call him to fill in for Scott.

Flatland Prison? Where is that? Ugh, Heather. Go away! Go away and stay away! I would not let Portia anywhere near me with a needle if she felt for me like she does for Heather. "I took an oath." Shove that oath, Portia. Remember waking up Oz from his coma against medical ethics? How often have Carly and/or Joss visited Lulu? I love how they claim they're family only because they want info, not because they actually care. Since when is Dex Mr. Family Therapist? Good grief. Joss was really fishing for compliments with Dex. I thought Ric and Alexis's fight was mostly dumb. The parenting potshots were unnecessary, but they both made some decent points about Molly and Kristina. I thought Ric might be Heather's lawyer! Go, me! I don't know why Nik or Laura were so shocked he couldn't donate. In the years since he gave Lulu bone marrow, a lot has happened. He hasn't exactly been a teetotaler, and liver donors need to be a lot "cleaner" than if they're using their own.

Only because she's a pro. I don't think the story will be any great shakes. This is still GH. KeMo hasn't put in much effort for years; how much more inert can she be at this point?

He sounded a lot stronger than he has in the past, so maybe he got some treatment or something. TR is 78, btw.

Tracy in a pinafore is not something I ever thought I'd see, even if she is repotting plants and it's appropriate. I wish Robert had laughed in her face and told her to stuff it. Anna is awful. I kind of enjoyed his chutzpah at asking her out after using her so blatantly to get Jason to the office. But wanting to work with Jason? I also *rme*. So dumb. Wait, Lulu had an abortion? (Callback to when that was all she ever talked about.) Lucky's reintroduction is boring me.

Any couple can break up in the future. That's what annoys me about this line of thinking from Kristina. Molly, TJ, and Kristina all desperately need therapy, immediately. Why is Jordan? She adds nothing to the canvas. At the very beginning, with Vinessa Antoine, she had a bit of purpose, but now she's just pointless, spouting off about stuff she knows nothing about.

If they can't go upstairs for a three-month nap (like Bree Williamson did on OLTL for her maternity leave), they're held captive somewhere to explain the absence. Do viewers really need to know where he's been? I know I don't much care, especially since it seems it will involve another dumb, tortured explanation. Feh. Haven't we all? Heh.

Ugh, I remember that. Molly didn't want to be in the wedding, and we were all complaining that she could say no! It was so aggravating.

That was so good I wondered if it was in the script or Rick Hearst did it because he knows the show's history. me too Sitting at this table as well. She can't win. If she comforts Molly, she's against Kristina; if she comforts Kristina, she's coddling her as she always does. Oof. So was I! And then BLQ says she has to have one of the bags. The whole thing was so out of left field.

This is GH. Who knows? Ugh, yes. She's always been obnoxiously proud of her Bensonhurst roots, so for this to suddenly pop up is beyond stupid. Lois is the last person I want to see get Eliza Doolittle'd.