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I loved the running joke of Julie Andrews and Jonah Hill being engaged. I'd love to hear her and Florence Henderson (a.k.a. Mrs. Brady) in a swear-off. You know they'd both have a huge vocabulary. Hee.

Oh, I totally agree. I couldn't care less if one or both of them die. I was just answering the question in the abstract.

If you kill a woman who's pregnant, you might also kill the baby, so it's two for one, as it were. Kill a woman after giving birth and it's just the woman.

Wow, so, so bad. If the hospital is in such grave financial straits, WTF is it doing with a helicopter? Wouldn't that be one of the first things to go? Every character is the worst cliché.

Hee. I want this to happen so hard. I feel sort of bad for Dante's sake, but Lulu is being such a baby-rabies dumbass about it. Plus, I'M SO TIRED OF BABIES on this fakakta show.

I don't know. The fact is, Julian did tell Anna that Ric was his boss. Alexis will find that out sooner or later, making Julian's hair-splitting moot, I think. I also think that once she calms down about Ric, she'll be mad that Julian didn't tell her Ric was his boss. Julian knows Ric is her ex. He said he didn't when Ric supposedly first approached him, but that was then. When does anyone learn anything on this show? It's one of my bigger pet peeves. But in this case, Carly will use the age-old excuse that she wasn't saying anything to protect Michael. It wasn't about Sonny, it was about Michael, that fragile little snowflake. He was already reeling from AJ's death; did he really need to know one father shot the other? Ugh.

I bet Ava will lose the baby (mistairrage?) but pretend to still be pregnant long enough for Sonny to get distracted—maybe FakeLuke will finally actively go after him—and Ava can somehow worm her way out of things. Or maybe Julian will finally shoot her. Who knows. Bottom line, I think this baby is a tock.

Isn't the damage already done? Ric was arrested, and the proof is pretty tight (so far). Admitting he lied will anger Alexis, and Anna probably wouldn't be too thrilled, either. If he didn't name Ric, FakeLuke would have undoubtably found another way, and Alexis would still be upset.

FF is my saving grace, so I seem to have no point of no return. I just can't quite give up the show when I know I can FF all of the crap, even though there are a lot of days when I get through an episode in 10 or 15 minutes.

The makeup and lighting on this show have been terrible for a while now. Rachel Bilson sometimes looks as if she has a mustache, and in this episode, it looked like they used butterscotch pudding as foundation for Jaime King.

Yeah... There is that. Hee. But in this case, they're going to drag out the WTD forEVER. That's EXACTLY what I thought, Rick Kitchen. It's not as if that conversation moved the story along.

She needs to take a page from Julian in that regard. When told the Derek Wells alias was blown, he shrugged and basically said, "Eh." I wish Ava would do that. The writing for her is so erratic: She's a badass; no, she's a fragile lamb. Pick a lane. Sonny also needs to learn how to count. There's NO WAY Ava is pregnant with his kid. The continued stupidity on this show!

But then we'd have to listen to her shriek hysterically. No, thank you. I want the FakeLuke story finished. I don't care who he really is, since the explanation will be stupid. And let's face it, Sonny won't be affected in the least. He's already lost Jason, and that's really the worst thing that could happen to him business-wise. Here's hoping Ava's baby is a tock. ENOUGH WITH THE BABIES, RON. Jesus. He has no other story ideas for women.