Brooklynista

Maybe its paegant wear? Up next we have Buckaroo Cindy Lou Who!

Here's what should happen! Amber and Tyler should partner up and open a boutique of completely dumb outfits for little girls to wear around town. Amber can stock her side with ball gowns and formal wear like she bought for Leah's first day. Tyler can stock his with play date attire. It can be the neighborhood gag gift store.

Exactly where is a kid wearing this dumb shit? The ponderosa? And a choker on a toddler?? Thats gonna be a no from me.

I was on the fence with my feelings about Steven , but once he came out with that burrito bowl for Megan??? I just knew that he was the marrying kind. You'll get me every time w some Chipotle.

Oh no! He was my favorite part of the show!

Most likely to cross from one reality show ti the next.

I wish there was a cure for whatever jumbles Farrah's brain in one on one conversations. I would love it if she read Cate for filth for routinely using a crackhead as her goto babysitter.

I peeped that when Cate walked off in tears after talking about iCarly, Tyler stayed firmly planted in front of those cameras. He couldn't run the risk of someone not hearing his psycho babble.

Happy Birthday Caftan Cate. She is truly the oldest looking 20something I've seen in quite some time. Could she be any frumpier?

Maci truly sees herself as the one who got away for Ryan. Then she has folks propping up her belief. "You have a power over him". Seriously? She's the only one that can "save" Ryan. Girl, bye. Her neck must be killing her as hard as s he sucks her own dick.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen and looks perfect for Amber. Where can I get one??? For a friend.

Cate is the oldest looking 20something I've seen in quite some time. Most of my friends are size 14 and better. None of them frump it up as hard as she does. Perhaps Kail should introduce her to Pinterest. There's a ton of plus size inspiration to be found.

They only pick her up for Instagram photos.

Damn. When you put it like that. That's going to be some hella confusing parking lot drop-offs and pickups.

hmmm...very true. Now he can console Amber on the car ride home from the courthouse. They can trash Gary about what a terrible person he is and how he won't allow Amber to be the great mom to Bew Bew. "Me and you against the world babe" The long con. Damn he's good!

When her looks have faded, the MTV money is a dried up and all of the men are gone. It'll be one quiet night when the lightbulb goes off and it will be too late.

I dont know if his ladies man routine is the thing that should have been given up on. When I was growing up there was a mentally impaired young man on the block named Mike. He was always very affectionate and would chase the girls and give us bear hugs. It was awkward when we were young, as we got older it was downright uncomfortable. He got bigger and the hugs became stronger and more sexual. He would damn near hump your leg if i can be blunt. We got older and learned how to brush him off. New people to the neighborhood didn't know him and were often scared. My new husband once saw Mike coming in hot for one of his hump hugs and hubby was ready to pounce. All he saw was a big guy charging at me. There was quite the kerfuffle over it and I'm sure that wasn't the first time Michael had alarmed someone. He's still on the block and he's still at it. It's not cute. Sean's parents are doing him no favors by laughing this one off. They won't be with him all of the time to explain away his behavior with a hand wave and a chuckle.

I can believe that. But not because Ryan was trying to rekindle anything with Maci. As a good drunk friend once told me, Pussy has no face and a stiff dick has no conscience. The more you know.

Still convinced the 2nd time Tyler fell asleep on his back one night and Cate made her move.

I have to give it up to Gary yet again. He's got this beautiful little girl who loves her momma and it has to be hard to see Amber make all the bullshit moves she does. It's super mature of him to not trash talk Amber when she makes it so easy.

Of the many shapes of obesity I've witnessed on 600 pound Life, to me Whitney most resembles Charity. Whitney is growing butt wings. She can say whatever she wants to me about her fabulosity, but those wings are telling another tale.

True. Ryan and Jo are the ones who taught me thr opposite of love isnt hate. It's indifference. Maci cannot stand that Ryan is not nor has he ever really been enamoured with her flat hair and giant forehead. The last thing that man does is pine over Maci.

"Amber you can't leave me now in my time of need. I need the love and strength only you can provide". It'll go something like that or however he spins it so the dummy can feel like his savior. He's good. He's really really good at this.

How do we change the thread title? Because this right here is the recurring theme.

They are like Michelle Duggars ever present blue shirt.