Brooklynista

This has to be one of the worst bodies I've seen.

Ok, well Ms Margaret does not like her momma. The way she is cutting her eyes when mom speaks would impress Tammy Slaton.

Please don't jump. All is not lost. 😂😂

Well mom is almost svelte.

Shit! I knew there was something I was supposed to be recording.

Starting the episode in the hospital? Well this should be good.

I could absolutely see Tammy pulling an Asanti and abusing the staff. She probably can't swing those hamhock arms but she could certainly toss a bedpan or curse out a nurse or two.

I'm already confused by Micheala's outfit and her segment hasn't even come on. Is she attending a waltz after filming?

Tammy got wind that Amy was living her best life with her in rehab and came home to put the kibosh on that.

Am I wrong but 60lbs at her weight seems pretty damn low. She could have done 60 in a month, especially in a controlled environment. This tells me that even under lock and key Tammy was still following ze 1,200 diet.

I am Bao. Bao is me. I'd be right at that door watching this spectacle. And then I'd run to Gil and Myrla's room to gossip.

Is that the lie she's peddling? I'm pretty sure Amber had effectively dropped out before she hooked up with Gary.

What the hell is Tyler saying??? He is so manic when he speaks. It gives me palpitations. And Catelynn is "yeah, wow, that's great". He speaks such gobbledygook and thinks he's a mensa member.

I'm starting to feel bad for ole Whitney. She is manufacturing a relationship out of literally nothing. This phantom man on the phone has zero interest in her but her ears are hearing something completely different. It's clear she lives a very lonely life and her thirst for companionship and intimacy is embarrassing and I'm bothered none of her "friends" pull her coat.

Or Williams.

If Whitney struggles so much with living alone she can always move back home with her parents. Buddy shouldn't be forecd to be her emotional support human. Heck it would give Hunter a chance to go back to NYC to his regular life.

She looks like she hasn't lost a single pound and he looks like yet another grifter.

Did Lala have her ass done? It's looking pretty...voluminous. And I mean that in a cheap body work kind of way.

I need Pastor Dwight to come and lay some healing hands on me. Umph! That man is foine!

She's home all day. She can't make a cup of coffee?

Goodness Paige, Please get yourself a decent lacefront wig after this. This talking head wig looks sweated out and matted to her head.

I always had the feeling Dawn hangs around hoping for another white baby from Cate and Tyler. Also Mackenzie's kids are feral.

Sure Tyler🙄. Your house looks like a two book a night house.

If you only open your appointment book for 2 appointments during a 4 month period and your mom takes those slots, then yes technically you are booked up.

Why cant someone stay outside with the damn dog? I'm so sick of everyone thinking their dog belongs everywhere.